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Marc Overmars
26-05-2012, 05:53 PM
Tomorrow night ITV1. I remember the last one was a laugh. :lol:


Robbie Williams (C)
Olly Murs
Jamie Theakston
Marvin Humes
Aston Merrygold
Ben Shephard
Jonathan Wilkes
John Bishop
Jason Isaacs
Paddy McGuinness
Mark Owen

Martin Keown
Teddy Sheringham
Des Walker
Kevin Phillips
David Seaman
Graeme Le Saux

Manager: Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager: Peter Reid
Coach: Bradley Walsh


Michael Sheen (C)
Will Ferrell
Gerard Butler
Mike Myers
Gordon Ramsay
Patrick Kielty
James McAvoy
Sergio Pizzorno (Kasabian)
Woody Harrelson
Edward Norton
Joe Calzaghe

Edwin van der Sar
Jaap Stam
Freddie Ljungberg
Roy Keane
Hernan Crespo
Clarence Seedorf

Manager: Kenny Dalglish
Assistant Manager: Ian Rush

Ferrell. :bow:
Freddie. :bow:
Seedorf. :bow:
Harrelson. :bow:
Norton. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2012, 05:57 PM
Fat Sam is managing? :sick:

Woody Harrelson's pelanty. :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
26-05-2012, 05:59 PM
England.
Manager: Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager: Peter Reid
Coach: Bradley Walsh

Rest of the World.
Manager: Kenny Dalglish
Assistant Manager: Ian Rush

Hmm... come on Rest of the World!!

Master Splinter
26-05-2012, 06:13 PM
WTF is Edward Norton doing there?

Daniel Day-Lewis on Strictly Come Dancing next?

Dennis Bendtner
26-05-2012, 06:30 PM
Fat Sam telling JLS to get stuck in? This is a must watch.

Rors
26-05-2012, 06:47 PM
No "Boris". TFFT

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2012, 06:59 PM
Goldberg. :bow:

Master Splinter
27-05-2012, 05:15 PM
Rest Of The World 8-4 England tbh.

Harrelson hat-trick.

Hope Ferrell sticks a two-footer on Sheringham and snaps his face.

Come on Freddie, come on Crespo, come on McAvoy and come on football.

And fuck off charity.

Rors
27-05-2012, 05:52 PM
ITV's treatment of this as The Totality Of Existence is very questionable. Or it would be if we weren't talking about ITV anyway.

Always seems to be popular at work with the non-footie fans too. We all know why..

GP
27-05-2012, 06:03 PM
I honestly don't know most of those representing england.

who the fuck is merry astongold?

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 06:04 PM
Two hours build-up is a bit excessive.

Rors
27-05-2012, 06:11 PM
Another contender for worst advert ever there..

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 06:12 PM
Know most of the England team

Not sure about that Jason dude.

Is he from Take That? If not then no idea who he is

Marc Overmars
27-05-2012, 06:15 PM
That JLS dude and Theo were separated at birth.

Rors
27-05-2012, 06:18 PM
This brings back all the worst memories of the ITV Telethons....

Syn
27-05-2012, 06:19 PM
Will ferrell and Edward norton? How did they manage to get them on board? Cracking a-list pull there.

Syn
27-05-2012, 06:25 PM
I was going to say there's not a single person in the RoW line up I don't like. Then I heard "no.11 Roy keane".

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 06:25 PM
I reckon due to this man:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44347000/jpg/_44347622_pg_allardyce_ap.jpg

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 06:26 PM
Come on ROW

Marc Overmars
27-05-2012, 06:29 PM
Ferrell and Myers up front. :lol:

Coney
27-05-2012, 06:33 PM
Ferrell and Myers up front. :lol:

Because he was in Wayne's World and Shrek so they think he is a striker?

Syn
27-05-2012, 06:37 PM
Because he was in Wayne's World and Shrek so they think he is a striker?

:lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 06:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkVKMND7cQ

:cloud9:

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 06:48 PM
Hyypia :scarf:

Ollie the Optimist
27-05-2012, 06:48 PM
Freddie :bow:

Syn
27-05-2012, 06:49 PM
This should be our official anthem. Best England hype song going.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 06:50 PM
Le Saux. :lol:

Gordon Ramsay to kill him.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 06:51 PM
Advance Australia Fair.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 06:59 PM
Keane CB?

Hes getting fucked

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:01 PM
What a start. England starting where they left off yesterday.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:01 PM
Sheringham kicks it striaght out :lol:

Rors
27-05-2012, 07:02 PM
"It's time to suspend disbelief"...

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 07:03 PM
I saw shades of Walcott there...

Rors
27-05-2012, 07:03 PM
How long 'til Clive's first "[Former England International]successfully beaten by[mid-upper level celebrity]It's that sort of nooight" of the..er..nooight?

Rors
27-05-2012, 07:05 PM
"let the full-back see the winger". Shut up now Clive, there's a good chap

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:06 PM
Is that Olly Murs or BSP?

Coney
27-05-2012, 07:06 PM
Seaman :bow:

Syn
27-05-2012, 07:07 PM
That kasabian guy can play.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:09 PM
Gerard Butler?

The 300 dude?

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:10 PM
Seedorf. :bow:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:10 PM
I see him in every soccer aid thing and hes always captain but why the fuck is this Wilkes Pub Teamer famous?

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:11 PM
VDS saves from Murs

Ramsey is playing like his namesake

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:12 PM
Wilkes. :haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 07:15 PM
Keane trying to break his legs :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:15 PM
Poor effort from O'Shea.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:17 PM
Surprised Dowd isnt the ref

Or isnt he fit enough for this level of game either?

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:20 PM
Keane is injured. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:22 PM
England 0-1 Rest of the World, Pizzorno.

Seaman. :lol:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:23 PM
0-1 ROW

Some dude ive never seen scores a great goal

Seaman had no chance

Coney
27-05-2012, 07:23 PM
Seaman :bow:

Oh dear.

Seaman :rose:

Syn
27-05-2012, 07:23 PM
"scored one of the great soccer aid goals!"

:haha:

Fuck off.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:23 PM
Assist from Freddie. :bow:

Crespo is on for Keane.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:24 PM
Crespo on for Keane

England are going to get fucked

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:24 PM
Keown. :lol:

Shit header.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:25 PM
Twat him Jaap!

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:26 PM
Good save by VDS to deny Bishop.

Coney
27-05-2012, 07:27 PM
Good save by VDS to deny Bishop.

Shame - would have been nice for Bishop to beat a manu keeper at OT.

Coney
27-05-2012, 07:29 PM
Showed the goal again. Good goal. Not many people get to lob Seamen on the OT pitch - not something any old tosser can manage.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:29 PM
Kevin Phillips. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:31 PM
Definitely BSP, even limping now.

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 07:33 PM
Theo on for Parker

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:33 PM
Hume on for Murs

JLS :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 07:34 PM
Eddie Bishop :bow:

Marc Overmars
27-05-2012, 07:35 PM
Segrio Pizzorno's goal. :bow:

It's funny how how Seedorf and Freddie are just bossing it in the centre. :lol:

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 07:36 PM
Ben Shepherd on Gordon Ramsay. Got nothing on Boris.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOivzoRc0I8

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:37 PM
Who was the German?

Coney
27-05-2012, 07:40 PM
Who was the German?

Maurizio Gaudino

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:42 PM
Jaap hates boy bands.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:42 PM
O'Shea. :haha:

Coney
27-05-2012, 07:44 PM
Jaap hates boy bands.

Hmmh. Might support him now.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:45 PM
Theo. :lol:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:45 PM
Wonder how Kennys post match interview will be like

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 07:45 PM
Aston has tekkers.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:46 PM
0-1 HT

Whos the dude that scored?

Never heard of him

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:46 PM
Hmmh. Might support him now.

He'll break their legs in the second half.

0-1 HT.

Syn
27-05-2012, 07:47 PM
Wonder how Kennys post match interview will be like

What do you min it's only for charatee? Arr tim, is the best rest of werld tim, in the werld.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 07:52 PM
Rooney's hair :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 07:54 PM
Come on England, let's have A GOAL FOR ALL OF AFRICA!

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 07:56 PM
Fat Sam :bow:

Marc Overmars
27-05-2012, 07:59 PM
Inglund will win when Freddie and Seedorf go off.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:01 PM
Celeb keepers in now for the 2nd half

Theakston for England

No idea for ROW

Rors
27-05-2012, 08:01 PM
Come on England, let's have A GOAL FOR ALL OF AFRICA!

DREAM GOAL

Rors
27-05-2012, 08:02 PM
Well, the new Mario Tennis game looks realistic :lol: 'Aftertouch' :bow:

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:02 PM
Inglund will win when Freddie and Seedorf go off.

Of course. It's like a testimonial game - there are some unwritten rules. Letting England win is one of them.

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 08:03 PM
Theakston looking a bit like Almunia

This won't end well.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:04 PM
Le Saux on for Keown

Kielty on for VDS

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:04 PM
Webb is the new ref :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:04 PM
DREAM GOAL

Here comes the white machine.

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:06 PM
How quick does ljungberg think gerrard butler is? He's done about 10 of those through balls now.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:06 PM
Webb is the new ref :lol:

At Old Trafford? Nothing changes.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:07 PM
https://yfrog.com/gyq8skaj:tw1

Parker is a trendsetter.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:10 PM
Seedorf. :doh:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:11 PM
Myers hauled off

Calzaghe on

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:13 PM
If we replaced Theo with these gls guys, I really don't think we could tell the difference.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:14 PM
O'Shea booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:16 PM
Theo. :haha:

Crespo at CB is weird.

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:21 PM
Must sheringham always be a ****?

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:21 PM
Robbie Williams is on, Letters celebrating wildly in the crowd.

Ramsay has been taken out completely.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:21 PM
**** coming on soon

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:23 PM
Robbie Williams is on, Letters celebrating wildly in the crowd.

Ramsay has been taken out completely.

Ramsey, shawcross
Ramsay, sheringham
Dempsey, etherington?

We'll see.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:24 PM
Prof x on for Ramsay

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:26 PM
Yeah yeah Sheringham, typical hand out for 'no hard feelings'. Don't be a **** in the first place.

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:27 PM
Proving once and for all that charity is not worth it.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:27 PM
Butler is Scottish.

I know, I was shocked too.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:28 PM
1-1 Sheringham. :sick:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:28 PM
1-1

Sheringham

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:29 PM
Bring Norton on ffs

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:30 PM
Tyldesley points out Sheringham has scored in three of these events, then repeats that fact just a minute later.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:30 PM
Sheringham angered Jaap.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:31 PM
2-1 Wilkes.

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 08:32 PM
Robbie Williams' mate. What a cock.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:32 PM
Take this team to Euro 2012 ffs

Cant do any worse

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 08:33 PM
STFU Clive!

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:33 PM
Forgot Ferrell was playing in this :lol:

Norton is on :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:33 PM
Norton on. Ferrell off injured. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:35 PM
Owen on for Theo.

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 08:35 PM
Michael Owen gets another cap

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Owen on for Aston

Mark Owen has played more minutes this season than Michael Owen

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Im surprised Beckham isnt involved in this

And of course Terry

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:38 PM
How fat has Theakston gone?

I only saw him at my workplace a few months ago and he was fine

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:41 PM
Woody is on :bow:

Butler off

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:41 PM
Butler is finally hauled off, Woody Harrelson is on. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Kenny has finally realised Crespo is a striker.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Kielty denies Sheringham. :bow:

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 08:45 PM
This would be much more of a larf if they didn't invite a cockend like Sheringham.

He is psychotic in his attempts to score

Rors
27-05-2012, 08:46 PM
Go on Taylor, have another go at "the musician chap"s name again :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:48 PM
3-1 Kevin Phillips.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:48 PM
3-1

Phillips

Freddie :lol:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:49 PM
Lucius Malfoy on for Humes

Sub being subbed

Barry :haha:

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 08:49 PM
Malfoy :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:50 PM
Wonderful interview Kirsty.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:50 PM
Kirsty should be seen and not heard

Marc Overmars
27-05-2012, 08:50 PM
Draco. :bow:

Theo. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:51 PM
Clive, shut the fuck up.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:51 PM
Kenny :haha:

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:52 PM
Owen

Same name, same shit

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:52 PM
Crespo hits the bar!

Theakston. :haha:

Rors
27-05-2012, 08:52 PM
Clive making fat jokes.Hmmm

Then we get his version of 'Gotcha'. Hmm.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:53 PM
Crespo hits the bar

Theakston :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 08:53 PM
3-1 FT.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bIA0KrI__VY/TAVFWKkNkoI/AAAAAAAAAHM/O_h0IhNVdO4/s1600/John+Terry+england+skipper.jpg

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:53 PM
3-1 FT

Pizzorno scored the goal of the game

Fuck knows who he is though

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:54 PM
Crespo never gets the score in these games. In the charity shield he kept taking it to the corner flag at the end.

Coney
27-05-2012, 08:54 PM
Kirsty should be seen and not heard

http://img276.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10957/loc40/59688_kirsty_gallacher_bares_more_than_she_bargain ed_for_at_awards_0_123_40lo.jpg

Marc Overmars
27-05-2012, 08:55 PM
Big Man turning up to collect the trophy.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 08:55 PM
1-0, looking comfortable and then fall to pieces.

Seems awfully familiar...

Coney
27-05-2012, 08:55 PM
1-0, looking comfortable and then fall to pieces.

Seems awfully familiar...

And against a walrus. :sulk:

Syn
27-05-2012, 08:56 PM
1-0, looking comfortable and then fall to pieces.

Seems awfully familiar...

Only hit the bar once though so that's an improvement.

Cripps_orig
27-05-2012, 08:56 PM
http://img276.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10957/loc40/59688_kirsty_gallacher_bares_more_than_she_bargain ed_for_at_awards_0_123_40lo.jpgDoesnt work

Rors
27-05-2012, 08:58 PM
Poor old Wilkes. 730 days of thumb-twiddling to go until somebody once more suddenly cares that Robbie Williams has a 'best mate'....:(

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-05-2012, 08:59 PM
Only hit the bar once though so that's an improvement.
A South American that did it though <_<

Rors
27-05-2012, 08:59 PM
And who invited the Tommy Vance impersonator for that advert?

Dennis Bendtner
27-05-2012, 09:01 PM
Was quite embarrassing how serious Phillips and Sheringham were taking it, and how much they wanted to score

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 09:02 PM
Poor old Wilkes. 730 days of thumb-twiddling to go until somebody once more suddenly cares that Robbie Williams has a 'best mate'....:(

Co-organiser. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 09:03 PM
This result hasn't made the yellow bar on SSN.

Rors
27-05-2012, 09:03 PM
Co-organiser. :lol:

"And you Rodney, you have got the biggest job of all - because you will drrrive the bus!"

Coney
27-05-2012, 09:04 PM
Doesnt work

Try this then...

NSFW

http://www.bralesscelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Kirsty-Gallacher-see-through-tits.jpg

Rors
27-05-2012, 09:07 PM
Don't say it Cli..oh fuck he said it.

Coney
27-05-2012, 09:08 PM
If only they could have come up with a John Terry lookalike to come on at the end, nick the cup and start running round the pitch.

McNamara That Ghost...
27-05-2012, 09:10 PM
"And you Rodney, you have got the biggest job of all - because you will drrrive the bus!"

TIT. :bow:

Rors
27-05-2012, 09:15 PM
Sheringham really is one isn't he?

McNamara That Ghost...
28-05-2012, 09:20 AM
He is indeed.

Marc Overmars
28-05-2012, 11:06 AM
It was funny how Freddie and Seedorf did all the groundwork themselves, but kept trying to play in the celebs so they could take the glory.

Then you had Phillips and Sheringham going for it as if it were a cup final. :rolleyes:

Cripps_orig
28-05-2012, 11:45 AM
Any news on Ramsay?

McNamara That Ghost...
28-05-2012, 11:49 AM
In hospital the last I heard.

Cripps_orig
28-05-2012, 11:50 AM
Out for the season then

:rose:

Coney
28-05-2012, 11:54 AM
It was funny how Freddie and Seedorf did all the groundwork themselves, but kept trying to play in the celebs so they could take the glory.

So the kind of player John Terry would like in his team then.