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Master Splinter
16-02-2013, 05:24 PM
Szczesny

Sagan
BFG
Koscielny
Vermaelen

Arteta
Wilshere
Cazorla

Theo
Bif
Podolski

Will obviously be the team. Although Coquelin would probably do a better job at LB and Wilshere and Cazorla could struggle to get a hold of the midfield.

2-2 (Feo, Podolski, Mandzukic x 2).

Ollie the Optimist
16-02-2013, 05:28 PM
we're fucked.



though knowing us, we will win this one. just like us, be shit one game, brilliant the next

Dennis Bendtner
16-02-2013, 05:34 PM
We have a chance if someone tells Robben before the game that he's the best player in the world.

Injury Time
16-02-2013, 05:36 PM
I have a spare for this...please don't make me cry on my own :upset:

Joker
16-02-2013, 05:36 PM
Can't see us getting anything from this game.

Injury Time
16-02-2013, 05:40 PM
Can't see us getting anything from this game.
I can see us getting hammered...oh right

Özil's Panoramic View
16-02-2013, 05:41 PM
I'm barely clutching to our propensity to always do well at home in the CL.

Master Splinter
16-02-2013, 05:42 PM
I'm barely clutching to our propensity to always do well at home in the CL.

Well, unless we have German opposition.

Marc Overmars
16-02-2013, 05:49 PM
I think we might nick a result here but we'll get battered in the 2nd leg.

GP
16-02-2013, 05:58 PM
3-0

Kano
16-02-2013, 06:16 PM
we'll be better than today but they will know to sit tight and break hard and fast. always the winning formula against us.

if we lose it won't be a pasting but it's pretty hard to get excited about it after today.

Master Splinter
16-02-2013, 07:16 PM
always the winning formula against us.



Apart from take a pot-shot, hope the keeper parries it back out and scuff one into the ground and ultimately the net.

Or get an early set-piece goal and defend the lead quite comfortably because if Arsenal pressure does arrive, it will only be for a ten-minute period of illusionary domination.


We've lost our identity so much that we can't even say we lose most matches due to spoiling + quick break tactics anymore. You'll still get the "Arsenal were roughed up," "Arsenal couldn't handle the physicality," or "They didn't fancy the cold weather" cliches though. If we don't click in the final third, we just look completely bland and pointless. And there's always the customary defensive fuck-up waiting to strike too.


Anyway, come on Wilshere F.C. :scarf:

IBK
16-02-2013, 07:38 PM
We'll lose by 1 goal at worst. Because even though Bayern are much better than us, the fact that it is the CL and Wenger's obsession will give the team some of the drive that is so shamefully absent ordinarily.

Cripps_orig
16-02-2013, 10:27 PM
Going to this

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
17-02-2013, 12:41 AM
0-6

Niall_Quinn
17-02-2013, 02:13 AM
Depends. If anyone at the club can be bothered to turn up then we could nick something based on the Arsenal momentum formula. This sees us gather a bit of steam, just to tease the fans, and then blow it off in the most spectacular fashion - like today. So a narrow win or a draw, a glimmer of hope and then smashed to tiny pieces in the return. That's how we do it, can't see this will break the norm. I was looking forward to it but today's result has left me loathing everything about the club from top to bottom. The disrespect the fans so badly you almost don't want to see them get anything for themselves. Because they do everything for themselves, nothing for us. So fuck them. Don't really care. I may think differently by kick off because I'm a stupid fucking mug who enjoys being pissed and shat on from a great height.

Syn
17-02-2013, 09:05 PM
2-0 home win.

Marc Overmars
17-02-2013, 09:28 PM
Bayern have only conceded 7 goals this season in the Bundesliga. :lol:

GP
17-02-2013, 09:28 PM
Cos the Bundesliga is shit.

They don't have players of the calibre of Diaby and Gervinho.

Marc Overmars
17-02-2013, 09:30 PM
Diaby. :lol:

What a myth.

GP
17-02-2013, 09:31 PM
Diaby is world class.



Once a year.

Injury Time
17-02-2013, 10:06 PM
I have a spare for this...please don't make me cry on my own :upset:
You lot are mean :crying:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
17-02-2013, 11:35 PM
if you think im paying to watch that pile of tripe you've got another thing coming.

Niall_Quinn
18-02-2013, 12:03 AM
Diaby is world class.



Once a year.

Not funny because it's true.

Injury Time
18-02-2013, 07:38 AM
if you think im paying to watch that pile of tripe you've got another thing coming.

Who said I was charging anything, what do you think I am an Arsenal? :angry: ;)

Ralpheroo72
18-02-2013, 10:26 AM
This could get nasty. I watched Bayern smash 4 past Schalke recently, and we know what Schalke did to our bunch at the Grove.

Cripps_orig
18-02-2013, 10:44 AM
The grove :lol:

Do people actually call the emirates that?

selassie
18-02-2013, 12:23 PM
They will be too strong for us over 2 legs. I think we'll probably draw at home but we'll most likely concede, 2-2 I'm thinking.

We'll get shown up over there though, men against boys type affair.

I'm not expecting us to progress so anything is a bonus TBH.

Niall_Quinn
18-02-2013, 02:26 PM
The grove :lol:

Do people actually call the emirates that?

It would be nice if they did, instead of paying homage to a shitty corporation.

GP
18-02-2013, 02:55 PM
Got £1200 on us to win this.

Niall_Quinn
18-02-2013, 03:51 PM
Got £1200 on us to win this.

Scandalous to be throwing away good money in a time of recession.

Ollie the Optimist
18-02-2013, 05:44 PM
Idea going round on twitter to sing red army continuously for 15 minutes at the start. Doesn't matter what has happened before, it's arsenal in Europe. It's our team, the one we love.i hope this idea does happen. Make noise, keep the faith and who knows?


RED ARMY

Cripps_orig
18-02-2013, 05:48 PM
I'll have to make sure I arrive right on kick off then

McNamara That Ghost...
18-02-2013, 07:41 PM
Bring on the flags!

Injury Time
18-02-2013, 10:22 PM
Bring on the fags!

:sulk:

GP
18-02-2013, 10:24 PM
:coney:

Injury Time
18-02-2013, 11:01 PM
Can't even give away a ticket to see us v Bayern

Arsenal
:rose:

milla
18-02-2013, 11:19 PM
Going to watch this from my comfy sofa.. :coffee:

Ralpheroo72
19-02-2013, 01:56 AM
Going to watch this from my comfy sofa.. :coffee:

You might derive more enjoyment looking for money/food under the cushions or down the back of the sofa

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 04:55 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4801123/Arsene-Wenger-I-want-to-lose-against-Bayern-Munich-so-youll-be-happy.html#ooid=tleTVnOToFLogLqM8R7HsGqL3Gdwm2uN

He's not a happy camper. It was unthinkable a while back Wenger would leave without seeing out his contract but a few more losses and I think he's gone.

"It is vital because 0-0 at home is a very good result in the knockout stages. We will try to score but 0-0 is not a disaster."

Not very inspiring.

Injury Time
19-02-2013, 07:09 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4801123/Arsene-Wenger-I-want-to-lose-against-Bayern-Munich-so-youll-be-happy.html#ooid=tleTVnOToFLogLqM8R7HsGqL3Gdwm2uN

He's not a happy camper. It was unthinkable a while back Wenger would leave without seeing out his contract but a few more losses and I think he's gone.

"It is vital because 0-0 at home is a very good result in the knockout stages. We will try to score but 0-0 is not a disaster."

Not very inspiring.
We can't park a mini let alone park the bus, need little bit try to win <_<

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 09:22 AM
Just don't get battered, that's all I ask of the team tonight.

-Xs-
19-02-2013, 09:42 AM
We're winning this 2-0

I_Killed_Kenny
19-02-2013, 11:22 AM
off to this tonite. £75 bleeding quid, lads better show up and show the pride in the badge! If this Red Army thing is true i am well up for it! woken up feeling good about this. 3-1 i say

RED ARMY!!!!

Injury Time
19-02-2013, 01:08 PM
We're winning this 2-0
Did someone mention they've conceded only 7 in their league so far?

Injury Time
19-02-2013, 01:11 PM
off to this tonite. £75 bleeding quid, lads better show up and show the pride in the badge! If this Red Army thing is true i am well up for it! woken up feeling good about this. 3-1 i say

RED ARMY!!!!
Really, my spare was free...oh well...I'll be the one in the biker gear (leave it!) crying on the North Bank :crying:

milla
19-02-2013, 01:12 PM
You might derive more enjoyment looking for money/food under the cushions or down the back of the sofa

Tis :gp:

milla
19-02-2013, 01:16 PM
off to this tonite. £75 bleeding quid, lads better show up and show the pride in the badge! If this Red Army thing is true i am well up for it! woken up feeling good about this. 3-1 i say

RED ARMY!!!!

:pal:

I_Killed_Kenny
19-02-2013, 01:33 PM
Really, my spare was free...oh well...I'll be the one in the biker gear (leave it!) crying on the North Bank :crying:

bought these when they 1st came out. bit shocked you cant get rid of a freebie though!

I_Killed_Kenny
19-02-2013, 01:34 PM
:pal:

tell me about it. tbh havnet been to much as i wanted this year, so thought, feck it. would be great to see a super euro giant....and us

GP
19-02-2013, 02:58 PM
Arsenal have won 10 and lost two of their 13 home European games against German opposition. Seven wins, one draw & one defeat under Wenger

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 04:10 PM
Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez are on yellow cards. :popcorn:

Master Splinter
19-02-2013, 04:51 PM
Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez are on yellow cards. :popcorn:

Shame we don't have sneaky bastards in our team. Arteta is the closest we have.

Time for Lampregas to come home.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 05:05 PM
We need the trolls back, that's true. Gervinho could come on and confuse them in to making a stupid tackle.

Master Splinter
19-02-2013, 05:15 PM
Or tackle himself.

While falling over.

The goal line.

The ball is then cleared.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 05:24 PM
I think we're going to see something special from him tonight. Like a shot on target or something.

I_Killed_Kenny
19-02-2013, 05:37 PM
I think we're going to see something special from him tonight. Like a shot on target or something.

only if you are dreaming about gervinho!

Master Splinter
19-02-2013, 05:40 PM
I Dream Of Gervinho.

GP
19-02-2013, 05:41 PM
I Dream of Jennette.

Master Splinter
19-02-2013, 05:45 PM
I Dream of Jennette.

Never said you did not.

Letters
19-02-2013, 05:49 PM
Did someone mention they've conceded only 7 in their league so far?
They've conceded 1 goal away from home in the league all season.
1.
:blink:

They have conceded 4 in the CL away from home though so, in brief, it's on :cool:

I_Killed_Kenny
19-02-2013, 05:50 PM
I Dream of Jennette.

who? have i missed something?

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 06:12 PM
Beers and pizza have been purchased. :dance:

Come on Arsenal, give us something to shout about.

GP
19-02-2013, 06:48 PM
Arsenal: Szczęsny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Koscielny, Arteta, Podolski, Wilshere, Walcott, Ramsey, Santi Cazorla.

Hmm...

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 06:48 PM
Ramzi starts.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 06:48 PM
I did think that Ramsey would start, WUMger seems to trust him defensively.

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 06:49 PM
No Giroud.

Wenget strikes again.

Unless there's an injury I've not read about.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 06:57 PM
There's going to be a lot of cosying up between players in the tunnel, although Cazorla only has one player to hug this time.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 06:58 PM
Arsenal: Szczęsny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Koscielny, Arteta, Podolski, Wilshere, Walcott, Ramsey, Santi Cazorla.

Hmm...

Subs: Mannone, Diaby, Rosicky, Giroud, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Coquelin, Jenkinson.

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Lahm, Van Buyten, Dante, Alaba, Javi Martinez, Schweinsteiger, Muller, Kroos, Ribery, Mandzukic.
Subs: Starke, Robben, Shaqiri, Rafinha, Gustavo, Gomez, Tymoschuk.

Referee: Svein Oddvar Moen (Norway)

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 06:58 PM
There's going to be a lot of cosying up between players in the tunnel, although Cazorla only has one player to hug this time.

I fully expect Wheelchair to give everyone the GHEL stare of focus.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:02 PM
Commentators to say 'steely determination'.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:27 PM
Listen, ITV1's programme starts in a minute.

Edinburgh Gooner
19-02-2013, 07:29 PM
Time to crack the beers open and get blind drunk.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:30 PM
Chiles call Saturday's defeat a black day. :lol:

Bye.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:31 PM
Strachan, Dixon and Southgate are in the studio.

Keane. :lol:

GP
19-02-2013, 07:32 PM
FUCK OFF CHILES

Özim
19-02-2013, 07:34 PM
Koscielny's starting, we're up sh*t creek with calamity at the back :(

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 07:35 PM
Just heard it being announced that Bayern have never won a match in London....

We're fucked!

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:36 PM
Will Chiles commit suicide if we win this? What a ****. Grubby little shit who is so useless all he can do is be a football pundit.

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 07:39 PM
Ramsey on the wing, serial ball loser, cant run cant tackle. Lord help us.....at least diaby isnt playing that would have put us 2 players down. at least now its 10 v 11

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:40 PM
Wenger's death eyes. :bow:

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:42 PM
Ramsey wide on the right? Can only mean we are going deeply defensive. Walcott alone up top? Biggest gamble he's ever taken, apart from every time he played Santos or had Santos on the bench. Walcott better step up tonight or it will be 90 minutes if backs to the wall.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 07:44 PM
Ramsey starts?! :lol:

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 07:45 PM
Wenger's death eyes. :bow:

Death of his career as manager of Arsenal, I pray :pray:

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:45 PM
Who let those flares in? :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:45 PM
Come on Arsenal. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:46 PM
Tony Croze?

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:46 PM
Ref out if the gate fast with an utterly shit decision.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:48 PM
Death of his career as manager of Arsenal, I pray :pray:

How about supporting him for just tonight?

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:48 PM
Cazorla cross, deflects by Schweinsteiger easily to Neuer.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:49 PM
Ramsey already causing us problems. Who's supposed to be marking him?

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:49 PM
Mandzukic shoots, deflects behind for a corner.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:50 PM
Decent ball from Theo across goal.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:50 PM
Love it. Lets keep it going.

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 07:51 PM
Stupid call by the ref there...

Goalie clearly tripped himself.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:52 PM
0-1 Kroos.

Özim
19-02-2013, 07:52 PM
1-0 Bayern what a reaction from the players!

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 07:52 PM
Champions league :rose:

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 07:52 PM
Boom

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 07:52 PM
Holy fuck!!

:rose:

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:52 PM
All made by fucking around when we had the ball. They never fucking learn.

terrible keeping btw.

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 07:53 PM
Our man marking is shambolic.

Özim
19-02-2013, 07:53 PM
Wenger :rose: :rose: :rose:

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:54 PM
Goal was a bit of a fluke.

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 07:54 PM
Typical really.

*sigh*

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 07:54 PM
dont worry chaps. Theo will save the day

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:55 PM
Freekick to Bayern, dangerous area.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 07:55 PM
How about supporting him for just tonight?

I am supporting him.. in fact I pray he proves me wrong and wins the CL. But then, thats like hoping pigs start to fly and Indians stop eating curry.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:56 PM
Van Buyten smacks it in to the wall.

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 07:56 PM
Our wall actually stopping a freekick :o

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 07:56 PM
Vermaelen. :doh:

Özim
19-02-2013, 07:57 PM
Our wall actually stopping a freekick :o
It was accidental.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 07:57 PM
Bayern fans doing the reverse Poznan?

Newguy
19-02-2013, 07:57 PM
it's sad as I didn't even flinch when they scored....it's just expected..

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 07:57 PM
Really fed up with Sagna and his fucking pathetic attempts to cross the ball.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 07:58 PM
Why are we even bothering to cross? Which player other than our defenders can head the ball? None..

Oh, also our FB's cant cross anyway!

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 07:58 PM
I still expect us to win 2-1.

Come on you Gunners :scarf:

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Freekick to Bayern.

BFG with a terrible pass before that. Vermaelen diving in like a moran. Booked.

Maestro
19-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Per is a shit defender in a shit team

Newguy
19-02-2013, 08:00 PM
vermaelen is so reckless...fuck mertesacker

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Can we at least make them work for it?

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:01 PM
Schweinsteiger hits it, deflects away for a goal-kick, apparently.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:04 PM
Timewasting from the officials.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Vermaelen rectifies his initial cock-up.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Dreadful defending again. TV having a mare.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:05 PM
0-2.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Booooooooooooo.

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Oh dear.

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Oh dear god.

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:06 PM
FUCK

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 08:06 PM
Men vs boys........

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:06 PM
Bottlejob and his bottling team failing again.

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:06 PM
This is a rape.

Someone call the police

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:06 PM
Sagna booked.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:07 PM
Looks like its going to be humiliation night!

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:07 PM
Well at least our hopes won't be raised now falsely.

Sagna yellow.

We're losing it.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:07 PM
I guess Merts must have got his 80 caps with Germany because he's their debt collector too. Can't be for his football abilities.

Newguy
19-02-2013, 08:07 PM
not sure if leaving out Giroud was a good idea.....great defending by mertesacker...just let's van buyten charge in

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:07 PM
All I asked for tonight was to avoid a pumping, and they couldn't even give us that.

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 08:07 PM
heroic 2-2 on the cards

Maestro
19-02-2013, 08:08 PM
:haha:

oh we're so shite

hope wenget has packed his bags, because it's going to get worse ... a lot worse for him if we embarass ourselves here again

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
I guess Merts must have got his 80 caps with Germany because he's their debt collector too. Can't be for his football abilities.
He's rubbish, just a panic buy.

cricketsi
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
As if we weren't going to be destroyed enough, the ref's also a complete ****.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
Arteta booked.

Well at least we've decided to give them a good kicking given we clearly can't match them in terms of football.

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
heroic 2-2 on the cards

Given the fact that we're going to get gang raped in Munich, a 2 - 2 will give no one any comfort.

Just end the match now.

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
Has anyone noticed that Sagna cant kick the ball without looking down to guide his feet to the ball. that the reason why he cant cross for shit

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
This game feels exactly like getting destroyed by United in the semi 4 years ago, what improved since that smashing ?

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
As if we weren't going to be destroyed enough, the ref's also a complete ****.

Very partial to a bit of Bayern.

hobson's choice
19-02-2013, 08:10 PM
Lets just laugh now, no point in being down

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:10 PM
This game feels exactly like getting destroyed by United in the semi 4 years ago, what improved since that smashing ?

At least that was the second league so it was ended that night.



We still have to go to Munich after this ..... this could get very bad. Cricket score.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:11 PM
I have a lot of confidence in the ability and spirit of these players. We are a much better team than people think.

no really.

Xhaka Can’t
19-02-2013, 08:11 PM
Beers and pizza have been purchased. :dance:

Come on Arsenal, give us something to shout about.

Well, there sure is shouting.

IBK
19-02-2013, 08:12 PM
I'm torn between lamenting what we have become and simply admiring Bayern's football.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:12 PM
I'd rather get a match reaction to how good MO's pizza was.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:12 PM
This game feels exactly like getting destroyed by United in the semi 4 years ago, what improved since that smashing ?

Our pre-tax and post tax profits ##

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:13 PM
I'd rather get a match reaction to how good MO's pizza was.

Lol :(

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:13 PM
Well, there sure is shouting.

I can't even be bothered to shout. My reaction is simply :rolleyes:

We're out of our depth, as expected.

hobson's choice
19-02-2013, 08:13 PM
Being paying little attention this season, but I thought Guardiola was their manager/coach?

alexander
19-02-2013, 08:13 PM
Cant wait for us to battle for 4th place so we can go through this shite again next year.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:14 PM
2 vs 7 in that last move. Pointless and pathetic.

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:14 PM
I'm torn between lamenting what we have become and simply admiring Bayern's football.

They've been good but nothing special - this isn't a Messi inspired Barca performance we're seeing.


We've just been completely hopeless, we're not even going to make the dickheads work for this.

Kano
19-02-2013, 08:14 PM
Gee thanks wenger. thanks boys.

thanks for showing such pride in wearing our shirt and going for it from the off.

thanks for doing your best to ensure we don't have to sit through another 160 mins of pure, horrible, embarrassing pain.

just fuck off the lot of you.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:14 PM
Being paying much attention this season, but I thought Guardiola was their manager/coach?

He joins them in the summer.

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:14 PM
Is there another team with a worse record of performing on the big occasion?

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:15 PM
Fuuuuuck we can't even pass any more.

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:15 PM
2 red shirts v 7 , no one busting a gut to get forward.

alexander
19-02-2013, 08:15 PM
Im care so little about this team now that Im actually thinking of letting the wife watch Holby Shitty on bbc1.

hobson's choice
19-02-2013, 08:15 PM
He joins them in the summer.

Oh

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:15 PM
Is there another team with a worse record of performing on the big occasion?

Yes, Charlie Brown's softball team.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:16 PM
Is there another team with a worse record of performing on the big occasion?

South Africa in cricket?

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:16 PM
I'd rather get a match reaction to how good MO's pizza was.

This.

Is it a Domino's or Pizza Hut?

hobson's choice
19-02-2013, 08:17 PM
Im care so little about this team now that Im actually thinking of letting the wife watch Holby Shitty on bbc1.

It's only 15 past 3 here, i'm thinking i might troll a couple of porn tubes, and handle business and take a nice drunken nap.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:18 PM
Our players didn't know we had a freekick.

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:19 PM
Had to fall to Merts. Blasted at the defender. Zero composure.

alexander
19-02-2013, 08:19 PM
This.

Is it a Domino's or Pizza Hut?

seen the new dominos stuffed crust? Stuffed with a hot dog! Now thats good eating.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:20 PM
Bayern's defense has not conceded a goal since new years :lol:

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:20 PM
Going to make myself my half-time snack now lol . Hope we don't concede anything

Kano
19-02-2013, 08:20 PM
bayern can roll out their b team for the second leg at this rate.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:20 PM
Pods through the center, theo wide. It's pointless Walcott playing vs 4 in the centre.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:21 PM
Muller booked. :lol:

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:21 PM
seen the new dominos stuffed crust? Stuffed with a hot dog! Now thats good eating.

They copied that from Pizza Hut who had it first :P .

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:21 PM
Dixon was saying before the match that the one thing about the club is that when the chips are down and everything is going wrong they react, looks like Wenger has taken that away from us as well.

We're left with a heartless, souless team, with no fight desire or will to win.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:21 PM
Ramsey gets muller booked. Good.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:22 PM
Walnut and Arteta clueless in the box.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:22 PM
Bayern are rattled.

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:23 PM
Wilshere's going to end up like Gerrard, surrounded by a team of shit players (bar Suarez) and end up not winning anything of note (Gerrard from 06 onwards :d )

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:23 PM
seen the new dominos stuffed crust? Stuffed with a hot dog! Now thats good eating.

http://th140.photobucket.com/albums/r38/Garfield512/th_drooling_homer.gif

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 08:23 PM
Walnut....cant even take a gift......please get him back o the wing and dump Ramsey. Giroud is a better bet than the childrens playwright.

Kano
19-02-2013, 08:24 PM
seriously, do we have to get fourth and go through all of this again next season? is there no opt out clause?

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:24 PM
Ah it was Schweinsteiger that was booked.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:24 PM
Walcott going up against huge Germans for headers. Wtf? Get a fucking striker on, we need at least 2 gals!

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:25 PM
http://th140.photobucket.com/albums/r38/Garfield512/th_drooling_homer.gif

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/4/13/1334306639514/Pizza-Hut-Hot-Dog-stuffed-008.jpg

hobson's choice
19-02-2013, 08:25 PM
Yeah Verms, Theo is really gonna win a ball in the air, fucking idiots.

cricketsi
19-02-2013, 08:25 PM
Ah it was Schweinsteiger that was booked.
And will miss the second leg... We're winning this, tbh.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:25 PM
Bayern are rattled.

Why? Have they just seen the prices for beer and chips?

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:26 PM
GREAT NEWS GUYS!!!


With that booking Schweinsteiger officially misses the return league!!!!!


Hope still exists! :d

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:26 PM
Wilshere's going to end up like Gerrard, surrounded by a team of shit players (bar Suarez) and end up not winning anything of note (Gerrard from 06 onwards :d )

Nah.. didnt you read Dani Alves starting the Wilshere 'come and get me plea' speculation? Like Fabregas, Nasri and RVP.. cant blame him if he leaves this sinking ship.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:26 PM
Cazorla's skill. :cloud9:

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:27 PM
Ramsey and vermaelen are shit p,ayers.

discuss.

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 08:27 PM
Fuck off Vermaelen, just fuck off!

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:27 PM
Fuck this shitty formation which Wenger is using aswell, the players don't know where they're playing.

Get back to 4-4-2 or something

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:28 PM
Honestly who really can blame RVP for fleeing from this shower of shite?



Well at least the next Tuesday Club Podcast will be a laugh to listen to. Hope Keith Dover is on.

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 08:28 PM
Not one strike on goal yet chaps....Were winning this.

hobson's choice
19-02-2013, 08:29 PM
Bayern are still on 1st gear, fucking embarrassing

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:29 PM
Ches and Merts. Joke players.

Refs a cheat too.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:29 PM
Mandzukic heads wide, very close.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:30 PM
Fuck this shitty formation which Wenger is using aswell, the players don't know where they're playing.

Get back to 4-4-2 or something

Dont you know no one uses 4-4-2 anymore? It's a shit formation in todays time... it has been ratified by FIFA that you cannot play that formation anymore.

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:30 PM
Jesus Christ, should really be three.


This is too easy.

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:30 PM
Btw when was the last time ITV covered our game ? Since they only show one game on a tuesday now.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:31 PM
Ches way to slow, was well beaten there and fortunate it went wide. These are the games where the lack of quality all through the team is exposed.

Globalgunner
19-02-2013, 08:32 PM
Jesus Christ, should really be three.


This is too easy.

dont worry, plenty of time for Bayern to step it up

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:32 PM
0-2 HT.

:rose:

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:32 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyx9ktyDIj1qbj2hso1_400.gif

Özil's Panoramic View
19-02-2013, 08:32 PM
The boos :haha:

Wenger :rose:

The Emirates Gallactico
19-02-2013, 08:32 PM
Half Time.


Hope we get an update on MO's Pizza.

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:33 PM
Be glad to see the back of this CL for a few years, waste of time and a total bore.

Bayern were excellent and we're going to get our customary yearly knockout tonking.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:34 PM
Best part of watching our games is to hear the loud boos against the team and AW... one more nail in the coffin. :dance:

Will today be the day Wenget regisns?! :cold:

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:35 PM
Feel sorry for the fans who forked out like £70 or so on the day.

Same thing happened against United 4 years ago and on a continuous basis since rofl, got destroyed, NOTHING changed.

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:35 PM
Ches way to slow, was well beaten there and fortunate it went wide. These are the games where the lack of quality all through the team is exposed.
Wenger reckons people underestimate the quality of this team :coffee:

IBK
19-02-2013, 08:35 PM
They've been good but nothing special - this isn't a Messi inspired Barca performance we're seeing.


We've just been completely hopeless, we're not even going to make the dickheads work for this.

I disagree - there have been no individual heroics from Bayern Players, but their dynamism; fitness; game plan and work ethic is incredible.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:35 PM
Be glad to see the back of this CL for a few decades, waste of time and a total bore.

Bayern were excellent and we're going to get our customary yearly knockout tonking.

Just corrected your little mistake..

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:36 PM
Another fantastic display of this mental strength and spirit the manager likes to refer to.

All we can hope for is some pub team GHEL comeback.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:36 PM
Boooooooooo.

Ches, Kos, Merts, Sagna (at the back) TV (shittier than ever) Arteta, Walcott, Ramsey and (sadly) Podolski. All shit, all outclassed. Santi and Jack trying at least.

If Wenger can't see that playing Walcott on his own up top is stupid, stupid, stupid then he needs to fuck off really. Walcott has to go wide and Giroud or even that shit Gervinho needs to come on. Anything to make it less predictable.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:36 PM
Arsenal · 13,135,180 like this.
2 minutes ago

Half time: Arsenal 0-2 Bayern Munich

It has been a tough opening 45 minutes for the boys as goals from Kroos and Muller have put Bayern on the front foot. Arsenal came back into it in the last 10 minutes of the half - so can they mount a thrilling second-half fightback?

Not an enviable job being the cheerleader for Arsenal on Facebook currently.

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:37 PM
Half Time.


Hope we get an update on MO's Pizza.

It was a Tesco's Finest meatfeast. The most enjoyable thing about the evening so far.

fakeyank
19-02-2013, 08:37 PM
Wenger reckons people underestimate the quality of this team :coffee:

Blame the press who had the nerve to ask him if he was signing a new deal. This was a sure fire win for us till that c*nt reporter asked that question. Completely destabilized the team..

selassie
19-02-2013, 08:38 PM
I disagree - there have been no individual heroics from Bayern Players, but their dynamism; fitness; game plan and work ethic is incredible.

Yep , they are a far superior team, one of the elite teams in CL. We are Uefa Cup level really.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:38 PM
It was a Tesco's Finest meatfeast. The most enjoyable thing about the evening so far.

Not bad tbf.

IBK
19-02-2013, 08:38 PM
Europe will be laughing at what we have become.

Dennis Bendtner
19-02-2013, 08:39 PM
Booing? Get to fuck. Common consensus was us getting beaten and this is a team severely low on confidence. I hope they can summon something in the second half, even if in the grand scheme of things we will still be gone. Come on Arsenal.

Joker
19-02-2013, 08:39 PM
The balance sheet still looks positive so the bigwigs won't give a shit we're being embarrassed in Europe.

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:42 PM
We're lucky we have a world class keeper. :coffee:

Kano
19-02-2013, 08:42 PM
Europe will be laughing at what we have become.
they have for a few seasons really.

remember how we used to want one of the 'smaller' teams in the knockout stages, porto and the like? we are one of those teams now that the big boys hope they are drawn with after the group stages.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:42 PM
Wouldn't it be sad if chiles dropped dead live on ITV? Very, very sad.

Master Splinter
19-02-2013, 08:43 PM
Dropping Giroud for no reason working out well again.

It's self-sabotage.

At least Walcott would have got a run at Alaba a few times on the right and the ball would have stuck with Giroud more than once.

IBK
19-02-2013, 08:43 PM
they have for a few seasons really.

remember how we used to want one of the 'smaller' teams in the knockout stages, porto and the like? we are one of those teams now that the big boys hope they are drawn with after the group stages.

Sadly, yes. We are the Ajax of current times, with less pretty football and a vastly superior bank balance.

Kano
19-02-2013, 08:44 PM
Booing? Get to fuck. Common consensus was us getting beaten and this is a team severely low on confidence. I hope they can summon something in the second half, even if in the grand scheme of things we will still be gone. Come on Arsenal.
you're right but we had at least hoped for something to bite on - not bayern strolling about with their hands in their shorts. let's not forget, you go to a game with hope, no matter what logic may tell you and seeing this is always gonna shock you into a reaction like that. 20 minutes and it's all over.

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:44 PM
Blame the press who had the nerve to ask him if he was signing a new deal. This was a sure fire win for us till that c*nt reporter asked that question. Completely destabilized the team..
I know, it was only created to harm and look what it's done, what chance do you have of winning with odds like that stacked against you :sulk:

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:44 PM
The balance sheet still looks positive so the bigwigs won't give a shit we're being embarrassed in Europe.

Is that cocksucker **** fuck rat bastard maggot shitbag yank here tonight? Would have thought he might want to at least check in on his cash cow.

Dennis Bendtner
19-02-2013, 08:45 PM
Europe will be laughing at what we have become.

We're in the last sixteen of European competition. I'm sure other teams are in a far funnier position than that.

Özim
19-02-2013, 08:45 PM
Sadly, yes. We are the Ajax of current times, with less pretty football and a vastly superior bank balance.
Ajax were a much better team and won the CL...so we're not even that.

Ajax lite maybe, plus we don't produce anywhere near the amount of talent.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:45 PM
Sadly, yes. We are the Ajax of current times, with less pretty football and a vastly superior bank balance.

Ajax can pass.

Kano
19-02-2013, 08:45 PM
We're in the last sixteen of European competition. I'm sure other teams are in a far funnier position than that.
what does being in the last sixteen mean when you know you won't go any further?

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:46 PM
I wouldn't mind having a go at the Europa League really. At least we won't be so obviously outclassed.

Niall_Quinn
19-02-2013, 08:46 PM
Dropping Giroud for no reason working out well again.

It's self-sabotage.

At least Walcott would have got a run at Alaba a few times on the right and the ball would have stuck with Giroud more than once.

Nah, theo in an aerial battle with big Germans is very smart. Good thinking there by Wenger.

Munchies
19-02-2013, 08:47 PM
Eating Fish and Chips now, onto the 2nd half

Marc Overmars
19-02-2013, 08:47 PM
Come on Arsenal.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-02-2013, 08:48 PM
Theo falls on his arse. Although it was another lofted ball towards him anyway.

Dennis Bendtner
19-02-2013, 08:49 PM
you're right but we had at least hoped for something to bite on - not bayern strolling about with their hands in their shorts. let's not forget, you go to a game with hope, no matter what logic may tell you and seeing this is always gonna shock you into a reaction like that. 20 minutes and it's all over.

Bayern are a better team with better players. Strolling about in their shorts was going to happen. The players are giving a lot but that's the fundamental. Of course I expect disappointment even in the most obvious of doom scenarios but where is the context.

Master Splinter
19-02-2013, 08:49 PM
Giroud not on?

What's the point?

Might as well bring Gervinho and Arshavin on to keep the effectiveness level at zero.