Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[GP]

No it isn't.

[Ollie the Optimist]

That's a spoof account


Nope that's his account, however it could be photoshop

[Syn]

no chance of photoshop. Definitely real.

[Marc Overmars]

Wazza is coming home. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's on his way!

[Cripps_orig]

They've bought a Uruguayan pub teamer

[Munchies]

United close on £17m deal for Barca midfield maestro Thiago after agreeing personal terms on £5m-a-year deal

[Cripps_orig]

He's a bit shit so not fussed

[Marc Overmars]

Their long term replacement for Scholes.

Surprised Barca don't want to keep hold of him.

[Boss]

Thought he had an 18m euro release clause.

And stealing future world class CMs from Barca is supposed to be our field, ffs.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

one of the best prospects in europe

probably spain's best player in the tourno alongside isco

moyes comes in and attracts elite players. even persuades a homeboy to leave home comforts in barcelona

wasnt that the main excuse against him? not being able to attract players? :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Thiago is hardly elite

[Niall_Quinn]

one of the best prospects in europe

probably spain's best player in the tourno alongside isco

moyes comes in and attracts elite players. even persuades a homeboy to leave home comforts in barcelona

wasnt that the main excuse against him? not being able to attract players? :haha:

No, I think the main argument was he's an over-rated, long-ball, dour, sour, boring jock ****.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

oh of course. so overrated that he's managing an overrated team like man utd :rolleyes:

[Cripps_orig]

Tbf when you've been outperformed by the likes of Martinez and Laudrup who are/were in charge of pub teams, you can't be very good

[Niall_Quinn]

oh of course. so overrated that he's managing an overrated team like man utd :rolleyes:

He hasn't managed them yet. Sliding in with a book full of cheques and Fergie's hand up your arse isn't managing. We'll see what happens when the season kicks off and progresses.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

He hasn't managed them yet. Sliding in with a book full of cheques and Fergie's hand up your arse isn't managing. We'll see what happens when the season kicks off and progresses.

the whole argument is that he's overrated. yet he was given the utd job. now its switched to 'well he hasnt managed them yet so we'll see how he does with the team' :haha:

[LDG]

the whole argument is that he's overrated. yet he was given the utd job. now its switched to 'well he hasnt managed them yet so we'll see how he does with the team' :haha:

Exactly. Utd have over rated him.

[GP]

He only got the job because he's Scotch.

If Alex McLeish was still in the premier league, he would probably have got the job.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Wasn't it going to be Martin O'Neill back when Fergie was first to retire?

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

the whole argument is that he's overrated. yet he was given the utd job. now its switched to 'well he hasnt managed them yet so we'll see how he does with the team' :haha:

Hard to know what you mean by that. Many overrated nobodies of little to no talent have been assigned top jobs. Politics couldn't work otherwise, for example. So when he fails, the observation of him being overrated will be again be validated in the same way his non-event of a career at everton can be characterised. Talk about Mr Mediocre, Moyes is the classic example, with his dreadful anti-football. He may change the habits of a lifetime I suppose, but we'll have to wait and see. Doubt it. Listening to Utd fans encouraging the base to "give him a chance", is indication enough of how Moyes is really regarded, is it not?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Hard to know what you mean by that. Many overrated nobodies of little to no talent have been assigned top jobs. Politics couldn't work otherwise, for example. So when he fails, the observation of him being overrated will be again be validated in the same way his non-event of a career at everton can be characterised. Talk about Mr Mediocre, Moyes is the classic example, with his dreadful anti-football. He may change the habits of a lifetime I suppose, but we'll have to wait and see. Doubt it. Listening to Utd fans encouraging the base to "give him a chance", is indication enough of how Moyes is really regarded, is it not?

i think sometimes you think you're shakespeare but in reality you're dot cotton.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

End of an era for Utd, tbh.

They (Utd owners/Board) know this better than anyone else, hence the appointment of Moyes to keep them in the mix of things till they feel they can be a dominant force once more.

[Injury Time]

End of an era for Utd, tbh.

They (Utd owners/Board) know this better than anyone else, hence the appointment of Moyes to keep them in the mix of things till they feel they can be a dominant force once more.

Sacked after a year with Wenger free to replace him and rejoin his beloved RvC :cloud9:

[Niall_Quinn]

i think sometimes you think you're shakespeare but in reality you're dot cotton.

I take it we aren't on topic any more? So what are we talking about now then?

[Master Splinter]

Shakespeare may well have been Dot Cotton in reality tbf. The fucking fraud.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Both have killed characters off in their time I suppose.

[Munchies]

SSN - £12m bid for Baines rejected

Seems like United will get him for £15m-£17m

[Master Splinter]

On the BBC website now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23083753

Though it is a McNumpty article.


Despite Baines' free-kicks, he's not a better player than Evra. And what happens to Dennis Buttner?

Baines seems an unnecessary short-term signing. Or a sign that Moyes is doing a Crooknapp and just keeping his old boys together. Hibbert and Anichebe next? :pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

On the BBC website now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23083753

Though it is a McNumpty article.


Despite Baines' free-kicks, he's not a better player than Evra. And what happens to Dennis Buttner?

Baines seems an unnecessary short-term signing. Or a sign that Moyes is doing a Crooknapp and just keeping his old boys together. Hibbert and Anichebe next? :pray:

Anichebe is a cert because Utd don't really have a big lump they can hoof the ball 60 yards to.

[GP]

If Baines wasn't English no one would give a shit.

Gibbs is better.

[Cripps_orig]

SSN - £12m bid for Baines rejected

Seems like United will get him for £15m-£17m
Would love him here battling it out with Gibbs for that left back spot.

Monreal :wave:

[LDG]

If Baines wasn't English no one would give a shit.

Gibbs is better.

:gp:

Baines is alright, but utd are downgrading, and it's funny to watch.

[Ollie the Optimist]

SSN - £12m bid for Baines rejected

Seems like United will get him for £15m-£17m


Hasn't moyes spent the last few seasons rejecting 12 million pound bids, so he then goes back to his old club to bid 12 million. What a dick

[Marc Overmars]

I think Baines is #decent but I'm not sure United really need him.

Moyes is showing himself up.

[Master Splinter]

It's the equivalent of when Woy took Konchesky to Liverpool with him tbh.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Isn't being or at least transforming into an absolute **** a top criteria for the manc boss job?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's the equivalent of when Woy took Konchesky to Liverpool with him tbh.

Back to therapy I go.

[Cripps_orig]

I think Baines is #decent but I'm not sure United really need him.

Moyes is showing himself up.

He's better than their current left backs

[LDG]

Back to therapy I go.

:haha:

Just spat my pint.

[Boss]

Baines is miles better than Evra atm and is more than good enough to play for a team with title aspirations.

[Cripps_orig]

Baines is miles better than Evra atm and is more than good enough to play for a team with title aspirations.

Exactly.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23133259

Hope Moyes does what he does best (other than not win trophies and be outshone by other managers in lesser teams) and Wazza comes home

[Marc Overmars]

Phil Neville to be appointed United first team coach. :lol:

[LDG]

:lol:

Utd :rose:

[Cripps_orig]

Ryan Giggs is also named as player coach

[Niall_Quinn]

Phil Neville to be appointed United first team coach. :lol:

LOL. Utd defenders to train in leotards and masks.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

he got rid of a shit load of good coaches. hopefully this is the end of them.

[Master Splinter]

Gary Neville to be brought in as Hibbert's right-back coach?

[Syn]

I have no idea why some of these appointments tend to be for ex-players. Much like commentary, you could probably find much better people for the job if you widened your search. 40-50 year old northerner a are vastly over employed in football.

[Marc Overmars]

Moyes press conference later. Wazza's future should be cleared up.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/23193612

Moyes press conference

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Where's Thiago?

Anyway, Wazza is flying home from Man Utd's tour with a 'hamstring' injury.

[Cripps_orig]

He's coming home.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

DFM. :haha:

SWAYR. :pal:

[Cripps_orig]

one of the best prospects in europe

probably spain's best player in the tourno alongside isco

moyes comes in and attracts elite players. even persuades a homeboy to leave home comforts in barcelona

wasnt that the main excuse against him? not being able to attract players? :haha:
:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

No, the main argument against him is he's taken his team to even more mediocre depths than Wenger.

[Marc Overmars]

Wazza flying home for his medical at the Emirates tbf.

[Özim]

Wazza flying home for his medical at the Emirates tbf.
Yeah we're not telling Man U until we've signed him, don't want them to stop the deal going through.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

they dont need thiago.

they have cleverly.

[GP]

Moyes :haha:

If he wasn't Scotch he'd be unemployed.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's with your crappy screen name now? Your name's not Pete.

[Rors]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPD-a8wCAAAGlqw.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moyes. :haha:

Universally known. :scarf:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jkGccbrW1g&feature=youtu.be

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

he'll do better than fergie.

he needs time.

[Master Splinter]

Thiago joins Bayern for €25m.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11890/8824511/Transfer-news-Bayern-Munich-complete-the-signing-of-Thiago-Alcantara

United :haha:.

Moyes' pulling power :bow:.


Bayern's midfield is ridiculous. Cheeky bids for Bastian and Toni tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

Thiago joins Bayern for €25m.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11890/8824511/Transfer-news-Bayern-Munich-complete-the-signing-of-Thiago-Alcantara

United :haha:.

Moyes' pulling power :bow:.


Bayern's midfield is ridiculous. Cheeky bids for Bastian and Toni tbh.

No point bidding for Bastian as he already plays for us. We signed him in 2011 and don't bother responding because I'm not going to discuss it.

[Kano]

moyes :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Moyes :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/thiago-alcantara-signed-for-bayern-munich.355208/page-394#post-13813466

394 pages. :haha:

[Rors]

Was never ever EVER going to happen!! Typical early Summer story cooked up to keep fans over here interested. RedCafe bought it...of course.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Was never ever EVER going to happen!! Typical early Summer story cooked up to keep fans over here interested. RedCafe bought it...of course.

I'd much rather prefer to see it as the beginning of the end for United's dominance. The crumbling of their reputation and pull. The start of a long period of mediocrity. The first indication Moyes is going to Souness-it-up for them.

[Rors]

I'd much rather prefer to see it as the beginning of the end for United's dominance. The crumbling of their reputation and pull. The start of a long period of mediocrity. The first indication Moyes is going to Souness-it-up for them.

What's Torben Piechnik doing these days?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

they dont need thiago

they have carrick

[GP]

And cleverley.

lol

[Syn]

Nothing wrong with clevso tbf.

[GP]

All the freshies like Clevso.

And Afridi.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5015358/Cesc-Fabregas-eyes-Man-Utd-move-IF-Barcelona-want-to-sell.html

He's off to Mancs

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Would cause a massive meltdown on here and on other Gooner forums if true.

Hope it doesn't happen and he stays at Barca.

[Cripps_orig]

Couldnt care less

[Kano]

Shit! A spanish sauce. As good as confirmed then.

[Ollie the Optimist]

all the media stories about this bid have made barely any mention of arsenal, when we have a huge part to play in where he goes given the clauses we have. media just spouting off to get hits and be talked about. goes back to a point i made yesterday, they know arsenal are active online, they know they will talk about it, more hits, more money etc et c

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neil Custis is generally up Man Utd's arse so as much as it pains me to say, I doubt the credibility of an article in The Sun.

And this:
The Barca midfield is already looking very crowded for next season and you wonder how many games Cesc will start.

:haha:

Thiago controlling positions from afar. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

According to SSN Wazza is angry and confused. Not reported that he was just asked to complete a simple multiplication sum but apparently to do with the comments (from Moyes) about his future.

[GP]

According to SSN Wazza is angry and confused..

Confirmed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPT6MkcCEAADjm1.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Grapeface. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23268233

Webb interview

[Cripps_orig]

Manchester United boss David Moyes has been labelled a "dinosaur" after striker Robin van Persie, 29, was injured in only his second pre-season appearance.
Full story: Daily Telegraph


:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha:


“In Sydney Moyes said: ‘We’ve overtrained Robin this week to build up his fitness’. [In Japan] he picked up muscle injury. It really makes you wonder how these prehistoric training methods can still take place at the highest level. "The only way to solve this problem in Jurassic Park is to improve education of these dinosaur coaches, fitness clowns & scientific cowboys.

In other news:


Moyes admits he will be forced to rely on Ryan Giggs to guide him through the early stages of United’s Champions League campaign after admitting he has much to learn about the competition.

WTF were Utd thinking? Great for us though.

[GP]

He's so far out of his depth it's actually hilarious.

Six year contract.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Moyes. :haha:

what a train wreck.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23268233

Webb interview

safe to assume that the FA has found a way to rig it in favour of the mancs then.

[Master Splinter]

Fergie keeps RVC fit and plays him without rest for the whole season.

Agent Moyes injures him straight away.

They still have Welbz and his lovely smile though.

[Master Splinter]

Barcelona vice-president Josep Maria Bartomeu has told Manchester United that they will not sell midfielder Cesc Fabregas at any price.

United manager David Moyes revealed on Thursday that the deal was "ongoing" but the Spanish club insist no offer will be accepted for the 26-year-old.

Bartomeu said: "United's interest for Cesc Fabregas is obvious, he's a great player but it does not bother us.

"It does not matter what they offer us, we are not selling him."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23463992

Moyes :haha:.

[Munchies]

Moyes won't give up :haha:

[LDG]

http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1878429.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/David-Moyes-1878429.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jesus that's a banning offence if ever there was one.

Although, am I the only one who sees the guy from Gregory's Girl in that photo?

[Grebbo]

Man U have taken a massive gamble on Moyes that's for sure. Knowing those fuckers it'll turn out just fine and they'll just keep on winning but it's still a massive gamble. Barca seem to have a strange recruitment policy for their managers as well. With managers like Hiddink available why would you hire a guy with no experience of managing a top club and zero experience of the Champions League? Makes no sense to me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jesus that's a banning offence if ever there was one.

Although, am I the only one who sees the guy from Gregory's Girl in that photo?

Nope, spotted it straight away but was then immediately distracted by lurid thoughts of Clare Grogan's minge.

[LDG]

I suspect they're going to be patient with him, and hope to give him the same courtesy they gave SAF in his early years.

It's whether their fans and the media will give them that grace.

You gotta grow up somewhere, so maybe he'll come good.

I fuckin hope not, but I doubt Fergie would approve if he didn't see something in him.

[Kano]

that picture's fucked up.

[LDG]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/3/3/1267636465512/Dee-Hepburn-and-John-Gord-001.jpg


I see what he's doing.

He's going to put in a bid for Andy Carroll.

[Master Splinter]

http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1878429.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/David-Moyes-1878429.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/19/article-1214599-003B5D0700000258-993_224x423.jpg

[LDG]

:haha:

Was that that posh **** that was on Wogan once?

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Yes, it's him/her.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Harries

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23521757

Would be hilarious if he was man utds record transfer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good stuff
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2382223/Glazer-family-suffer-Old-Trafford-blow-stadium-named-asset-community-value.html

But it will be overturned I'm betting. Still, this is the way for fans to fight greedy bastards, hit them where it hurts the most - their potential cash out profits.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23559646

It's happening

Moyes :haha:

[Ollie the Optimist]

apparently sky sources have been saying that united are about to sign leon osman.

spend all summer publicly and embarrassingly chasing fabregas, and end up signing leon osman.


Moyes :haha:
united :haha:

Cesc for telling them to fuck off :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

RvC :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Fergie's empire :haha:.

[GP]

Thiago
Fabregas
Osman

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Redcafe must be imploding.

Actually, FFS Ollie, it looks to be a fake Twitter rumour. Do the research!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Next step Istvan Kozma :pray:

[Cripps_orig]

Didn't Osman just sign a new contract with Everton?

Twitter :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't Osman just sign a new contract with Everton?

Twitter :haha:

Definitely true then, this is what contracts are for.

[Niall_Quinn]

Next step Istvan Kozma :pray:

Or Russell Osman, which is more in keeping with Moyes' pulling power.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

apparently sky sources have been saying that united are about to sign leon osman.

spend all summer publicly and embarrassingly chasing fabregas, and end up signing leon osman.


Moyes :haha:
united :haha:

Cesc for telling them to fuck off :bow:

:haha: :haha: i have to laugh at that :haha: :haha:

[Ollie the Optimist]

united released a statement about cesc fabregas press conference today. its bizarre. the whole summer of chasing him has been an embarrassment

[GP]

Moyes :haha:

He's already failed.

[Ollie the Optimist]

so thiago went to bayern, cesc just flat out rejected them, rooney wants out, and ronaldo wont go back either.


moyes. rejected by everyone :lol:

[LDG]

We appreciate Cesc is a contracted player at Barcelona, and completely respect everything Cesc has said today

WTF?

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

so thiago went to bayern, cesc just flat out rejected them, rooney wants out, and ronaldo wont go back either.


moyes. rejected by everyone :lol:

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/foreveralone.png

[Cripps_orig]

Manchester United are prepared to offer up to £40m for Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas, 26, as manager David Moyes refuses to concede defeat in his efforts to sign the Spain international.
Full story: Daily Telegraph


:haha:

As much as we all would love for this to happen, seeing the desperation of Moyes is funny

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23710359

Excuses have begun

[Özim]

:haha:

As much as we all would love for this to happen, seeing the desperation of Moyes is funny

This guy is as clueless as Wenger in the transfer market, going after players he has no chance of getting.

He's not use to spending money either, at Everton he sold all his players and had peanuts to play with, must be contagious or something.

[Özim]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23710359

Excuses have begun

The new Wenger? The similarities are uncanny

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23710359

Excuses have begun

A real winner's way of looking at it. Crying about the fixtures being hard. Why not say if we win those games we are already half way to winning the league? Instead he cries in public.

[Marc Overmars]

Having a hard run of fixtures means they'll have a kinder run at some point in the season as well. Nothing to complain about really and besides, I'd rather get the toughest fixtures out of the way early anyway.

[Özim]

He's under a lot of pressure, probably wanted a few easy games to get a few wins under his belt as he's got a big shadow hanging over him.

If I was him I'd have spent big on one or two top players rather than chasing players he's not going to get. As it is he has Ferguson's team and noone to integrate to create a team more in his image.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's under a lot of pressure, probably wanted a few easy games to get a few wins under his belt as he's got a big shadow hanging over him.

He had Wigan and then got to wave a (sort of) trophy around. Doesn't get easier than that. No complaints from him.

[Özim]

True but the start to the season is important to him, a few bad results and the pressure will really mount and perhaps players will begin having their doubts, they've worked under Ferguson a long time. That's why I think he needed to bring a few of his own players in, to mix it up a little bit.

[Niall_Quinn]

True but the start to the season is important to him, a few bad results and the pressure will really mount and perhaps players will begin having their doubts, they've worked under Ferguson a long time. That's why I think he needed to bring a few of his own players in, to mix it up a little bit.

If players don't already have their doubts they don't know Moyes too well. Baines and Fellaini don't want to follow him there. Rooney wants out. Utd needed to replace Fergie with a huge, huge name. David Fucking Moyes was not that name.

All great news for us.

[Marc Overmars]

All great news for us.

Well it could have been had we done something this summer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well it could have been had we done something this summer.

Have you not seen our new away kit? You call that nothing?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hopefully it'll be a case of United fans accepting mediocrity for the start of his career, accepting more losses and bad performances.... and before they know it they're shit. Hopefully....

Saying that, Fergie was a bit special in getting frankly average players to play above themselves, at that level. Moyes did it with Everton, but not at the same level or the same pressure or needing the same consistency.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hopefully it'll be a case of United fans accepting mediocrity for the start of his career, accepting more losses and bad performances.... and before they know it they're shit. Hopefully....

The Souness Doctrine?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The very same...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23710359

Excuses have begun

How long has he been in the league? Balls coming out of a bag? It's done by computer you moran.

[GP]

It's funny because his balls have come out of his bag.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

This man is so out of depth, it's almost beyond belief.

Saw him catching his practce as a pundit on Itv yesterday. Looked a bit aged already.

[Munchies]

Moyes lining up a £40m bid for Cesc :lol:

[Özim]

Moyes lining up a £40m bid for Cesc :lol:

I think the correct figure he should be bidding is £40,000,001, what a total muppet.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Absolutely demolished swansea. looked just like fergie's utd.

goonersweb :haha:

[GP]

Absolutely demolished swansea. looked just like fergie's utd.

goonersweb :haha:

It was Fergie's Utd.

[Niall_Quinn]

It was Fergie's Utd.

It will take Moyes time to purge all joy and hope from the club, he can't be expected to achieve it in one week.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

It will take Moyes time to purge all joy and hope from the club, he can't be expected to achieve it in one week.

move the goalposts. when he wins a trophy there'll be another excuse :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

move the goalposts. when he wins a trophy there'll be another excuse :haha:

Why this love-in with Moyes? His whole career has been like Wenger over the last 8 years. Closest manager to "broken Wenger" in the league.

No goalposts moved, he's still using Ferguson's team because he's again been Wenger like in his ability to attract quality players.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

because no-one wanted him to take over from arsene but he's been impeccable for utd so far. doing well with an average squad. If it was wenger he would have ballsed it up already by playing players out of position, applying wrong tactics, not motivating team.

Moyes comes in and does what wenger couldnt do in years, humiliate swansea. Should have got him tbh. Oh wait he's not good enough for arsenal but good enough for the biggest team in the world :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is going to be really dull if this is what happens after every single result.

[Cripps_orig]

Impeccable?

Did you not see their pre season?

Good result today with fergies team but quite clear to see Moyes influence hasn't been seen yet

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

impeccable.

won a trophy already and demolished swansea.

handled press conferences excellently.

complete opposite of wenger

should have got him.

[Marc Overmars]

http://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rooney-swansea-team-celebration.png

:lol:

Time for Wazza to come home.

[Injury Time]

http://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rooney-swansea-team-celebration.png

:lol:

Time for Wazza to come home.
You a Chelsea fan then O.o

[Cripps_orig]

Manchester United's new £15m signing Wilfried Zaha is apparently already fed up with life in the city, tweeting: "Rather bored. Any serious suggestions of what to do in Manchester?" His tweet was soon deleted. (the Sun)


:lol:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

So united hold big spending chelsea to a draw and moyes completely nullifies the tactically amazing mourinho.

Not only that, he does what fergie couldn't do and motivated rooney to play and put in a good performance

goonersweb :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

0-0 draw at home v a title rival is not a good result

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

how much have chelsea spent?

how much have man utd spent?

everyone goes on about how fergie's united was the most average squad ever and that when another manager comes in they'll struggle. well that hasn't happened.

oh dear :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Fergies influence still going strong in that squad.

It'll take more than 2 games for Moyes to work his magic tbh

[hobson's choice]

:lol:

He could go join one of the numerous gangs in Manchester, that's something to do.

[hobson's choice]

So united hold big spending chelsea to a draw and moyes completely nullifies the tactically amazing mourinho.

Not only that, he does what fergie couldn't do and motivated rooney to play and put in a good performance

goonersweb :haha:

Yeah great tactics by the annoying one, basically if anything Jose accomplished what he wanted, a goalless draw.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen easily neutralised Moyes today. It was embarrassing. I hope our idiot picked up a few tips, but probably not.

[Cripps_orig]

Mourinho knew his team isn't yet ready to go in to big games away from home v title rivals and dominate.

He's still learning about his players so he went in not to lose which was comfortably achieved. He changed tactics from previous games to get what he wanted rather than playing his own game and lose 8-2 like certain managers.

It's one of the reasons why most wanted Mourinho here. His talent for changing it around for each game is second to one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

how much have chelsea spent?

how much have man utd spent?

everyone goes on about how fergie's united was the most average squad ever and that when another manager comes in they'll struggle. well that hasn't happened.

oh dear :haha:

Moyes has turned Man Utd in to Everton then.

[Syn]

Terry and Lampard will seemingly start most games. Rooney to come. Mourinho to bring Dids back and come up with a rocky style old boys cuntback? I must tell you, in our job there are 3 parties to reach an agreement before a player transfers. Spending is not always the solution. We will look internally first because we already have outstanding quality.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Mourinho knew his team isn't yet ready to go in to big games away from home v title rivals and dominate.

He's still learning about his players so he went in not to lose which was comfortably achieved. He changed tactics from previous games to get what he wanted rather than playing his own game and lose 8-2 like certain managers.

It's one of the reasons why most wanted Mourinho here. His talent for changing it around for each game is second to one.

Back in may Chelsea beat united at OT. Not ready? Bollocks. Mourinho just parks the bus. That Chelsea squad is stronger then the one in may that won at old Trafford. Don't make excuses for the egotistical cunt who just parks a bus because he doesn't know how to play football

[Cripps_orig]

Didn't see Real Madrid over the last couple of seasons then I take it.

[GP]

Back in may Chelsea beat united at OT. Not ready? Bollocks. Mourinho just parks the bus. That Chelsea squad is stronger then the one in may that won at old Trafford. Don't make excuses for the egotistical cunt who just parks a bus because he doesn't know how to play football

Exactly right.

[Marc Overmars]

So united hold big spending chelsea to a draw and moyes completely nullifies the tactically amazing mourinho.

Not only that, he does what fergie couldn't do and motivated rooney to play and put in a good performance

goonersweb :haha:

Do we have to endure these 'woz rite' style posts from you every time they don't lose?

[LDG]

Do we have to endure these 'woz rite' style posts from you every time they don't lose?

We have to endure "woz rite" posts from quite a few others, tbf.

Though in this case, I find it strange to see someone backing Utd.

[Cripps_orig]

Aye, a bit strange.

It's not even like he hates being right like me about certain Arsenal players.

Not that I think he's right

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Moyes is riding on a Fergie team that know each other very well. That's about it.

Influence will well and truly chip in as soon as he is forced to sign his own players and build his own squad, which should commence within another year or two.

[Cripps_orig]

He won't last that long

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Old Whiskey Nose back before end of season then.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Do we have to endure these 'woz rite' style posts from you every time they don't lose?

Yes, seeing as half of you are up your own arse and do exactly the same then I'll take this opportunity to glorify being right.

Thanks.

[Cripps_orig]

After a 0-0 draw in his first home game against a club with a new manager?

Hardly being right

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Bit of difference though; you're not.

[Marc Overmars]

Yes, seeing as half of you are up your own arse and do exactly the same then I'll take this opportunity to glorify being right.

Thanks.

cool story bro

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:tiphat:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

After a 0-0 draw in his first home game against a club with a new manager?

Hardly being right

You change your thoughts to suit your argument cripps. All you do is bang on about how mourinho is the best manager in the world, how his teams are great attacking, how he invented sliced bread, then you come out with some rubbish about how 'he needs time to stamp his authority because he wasn't used to his players'. The players aren't ready to play the big games you say? If hazard, terry, cole, cech, ivanovic and lampard are not ready for big games now they'll never be. How the hell are some of those grandads not ready for big games?

[Cripps_orig]

Just pointing out that Moyes isn't the best manager of all time as you think he is.

This is still fergies team.

Notice how no one has joined to play under Moyes and Rooney wants to leave?

Down to Moyes.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Tbf he's third best behind wenger and avram grant.

and rooney is staying, mark my words :coffee:

[Cripps_orig]

Moyes :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

How about this for bizarre? Usain Bolt has recorded a video message aimed at Manchester United boss David Moyes. "I'm a big fan of Manchester United," said Bolt. "Dave Moyes, we need a creative midfielder. One that can pass and create opportunities. Right now. More control. Serious face." Dave, really?


:lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fucker changed the channel on my stream - its back now.

[Ollie the Optimist]

being rejected by cesc and thiago. turning down the chance to sign Ozil. struggling to sign fellaini and baines

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTKaMHMIUAAIJHs.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The mousepad :lol:

[GP]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/5-trampoline-dunk-fail-basketball-fail-gifs.gif

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Anderson :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Akinfenwa :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's time for the media whores to circle the wagons around their beloved Moyes and the biggest whore in the business has jumped in with an extensive excuse piece this morning: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2410483/MARTIN-SAMUEL-Manchester-United-Ed-Woodward-transfer-blunder.html

Some gems from fatty Samuel:


The wider issue is the damage done to Moyes by his novice sidekick.

Note, it only takes Samuel 740 words to get to the first mention of Moyes. And after absolving him of all responsibility for Utd's farcical transfer dealings he follows it up with some well timed sympathy.


Sadly, an ally who knows his way around the world of Taiwanese tyre manufacture — Federal Corporation are another of United’s new signings — is not what Moyes needs right now.

Poor Moyes, entirely innocent. He really is a huge draw you know, the big players have even heard of him and really want to play for him. But that Woodward guy, you know? What's a Moyes to do?

Good news is Arsenal fucked up in the transfer window too, which is a hell of a relief. For example:


Is Mesut worth twice as much as RVP?

Now don't go thinking about it just blurt out your answer off the top of your head. I do not want to hear about expiring contracts, age and stuff like that. Correct, Ozil isn't worth it. And just to prove the point:


Is Ozil alone worth just £4.4m less than Van Persie and Cesc Fabregas combined (Fabregas cost Barcelona £24.4m)? Without doubt, Arsenal paid the premium that any desperate club has to on deadline day.

One interesting point in all of this. RvP, Fabregas, Ozil? All Arsenal players at some point in their careers. You know what Samuel? Just say thanks for RvP, we built him for you and he won a title for you last year. A little gratitude you fat fuck, please!

[Niall_Quinn]

Adam Crafton from the same "news" paper today:


The first whispers came that Moyes - unfairly - and Woodward - perhaps with more justification - appeared out of their depth... you would imagine Moyes may be a touch reluctant to rock the boat in his first few months in charge.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2409762/Manchester-United-summer-2013-transfer-window-disaster.html#ixzz2duTwWvMw

Yes of course, when Ferguson had a tough introduction to his Utd tenure and almost got the boot it was probably somebody else's fault as is the case with the unfortunate Moyes. Moyes is the new Ferguson, he really, really is. After all, he's Scottish and I'm sure other similarities will start emerging over time.

[Ollie the Optimist]

There's quotes going round today that rvp isn't happy at united now, doesn't trust moyes and doesn't like him either because he isn't Fergie.


My heart bleeds for him. Judas cunt.

[Marc Overmars]

Time for him to come home.

[Boss]

Sign him up, tbh.

10M + Park

[Niall_Quinn]

There's quotes going round today that rvp isn't happy at united now, doesn't trust moyes and doesn't like him either because he isn't Fergie.


My heart bleeds for him. Judas cunt.

January bid, prodigal son who's learned his lesson. Normally I'd have principles in these matters but a decent striker is more important than principles any day.

[Cripps_orig]

Fuck him.

Wouldn't take Cesc back and the only bigger cunt than him in football is RVC so no way.

[Marc Overmars]

Can you imagine RVC in this team now?

Motherfucker, you just had to wait one more year.

[Cripps_orig]

I'm sure he's happy playing with Anderson and Cleverley behind him

[Boss]

Do not forget we have Giggs and Young that can play there.

[GP]

Can you imagine RVC in this team now?

Motherfucker, you just had to wait one more year.

Yep. Stupid.

He can go fuck himself now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck him.

Wouldn't take Cesc back and the only bigger cunt than him in football is RVC so no way.

It's not up to you so you'll just have to live with him coming back (which is definitely happening) or else go and sulk in a corner.

[LDG]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/04/robin-van-persie-unimpressed-by-new-manchester-united-boss-david-moyes-3949452/

:)

I bet the little cunt child inside of him is scweeaming and scweamming and scweamming.

Ha fuckin Ha.

You fucking cunt!

[Dennis Bendtner]

Quite outstanding Everton getting nearly £30m for the toilet brush.

[Cripps_orig]

Mancs make me laugh.

Fellaini is better than any of their midfielders and a player most of their rivals including us would have loved. He is quality.

However if they are unhappy, it makes me happy so long may it continue,

As for the cunt, he'll never admit it but to the people who know him best it's clear as daylight he isn't happy. Fuck him

[Niall_Quinn]

Even when it seems impossible the wheel always turns. Think how close this all could have been to the opposite outcome. If Utd had succeeded with that bid for Ozil then we have the shitty window, everyone is buzzing at Utd and the spuds are still whinging come what may. This was a straight Wenger vs Moyes shootout and Wenger managed to not only gun him down but pull the poor bastards pants down and shoot him in the arse for good measure.

You CANNOT lose a manager like Ferguson and replace him with a mediocre figure like Moyes, it's ridiculous. It also happens to be even more good news for us.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Ever since he stepped foot in that club he's been like a kid meeting his heroes. Licking RvC's arse at every opportunity in particular. Now he's nearly broken their transfer record to sign his great Everton protege whose outstanding attribute is chesting down long balls.

[Syn]

Quite outstanding Everton getting nearly £30m for the toilet brush.

:haha:

its funny because that's exactly what he is. If Moyes really fancied him he would've bought him straight away when he had a release clause for £23.5m. He knows what he's getting and it's nothing special.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's a PL grade battering ram and he'll do some damage, not an awful signing. But when you see what you could have won arriving at the Emirates the gloss starts peeling.

[GP]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/04/robin-van-persie-unimpressed-by-new-manchester-united-boss-david-moyes-3949452/

:)

I bet the little cunt child inside of him is scweeaming and scweamming and scweamming.

Ha fuckin Ha.

You fucking cunt!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tr4HURfDBsc/T72FfXS6XAI/AAAAAAAAIkw/xG-KvvrQhJg/s400/tumblr_m3yjrgDA1t1qar5tro10_r1_1280.png

[Marc Overmars]

I'm sure he'll be effective for them but there's a reason they chased after Spanish midgets all summer.

[Munchies]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/04/article-2411055-1B9F0453000005DC-447_964x430.jpg

Close-up
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/04/article-2411055-1B9EF334000005DC-493_306x423.jpg

From that massive scar on his leg from that challenge at Fulham to this , I thought Moyes was making up BS aswell :haha:

[Nayan]

give him a pair of glasses and he could be harry potter as an older gent if they ever do another one. And harry has beccome fat, ugly, alcoholic and had a hair transplant

[Injury Time]

Like Shrek meets Hogwarts...no doubt that'll be made soon :rolleyes:

[Injury Time]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/04/article-2411055-1B9F0453000005DC-447_964x430.jpg

Close-up
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/04/article-2411055-1B9EF334000005DC-493_306x423.jpg

From that massive scar on his leg from that challenge at Fulham to this , I thought Moyes was making up BS aswell :haha:
Top right is a fake. No way that guy knows how to hold a pen. :sulk:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Nani just signed a five year deal today.



Moyes hasn't got a clue has he

[LDG]

Nani just signed a five year deal today.



Moyes hasn't got a clue has he

:haha:

[GP]

Oh man.

He's destroying them much faster than I thought.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Spend all summer chasing fabregas and thiago, turn down ozil, fuck up Herrera deal.


Sign fellani for over inflated price and tie up nani to five year deal.


Moyes :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Spend all summer chasing fabregas and thiago, turn down ozil, fuck up Herrera deal.


Sign fellani for over inflated price and tie up nani to five year deal.


Moyes :bow:

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/aqpexFBHZGSuyndbno6bkg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/feelfootball-ukie/1036687-16680464-640-360.jpg

Fellaini.

He's a triffic player.

I tried to sign Ozil but Ed, he wasn't havin any of it.

[Marc Overmars]

Agent Moyes. :bow:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTZ5FDtCUAA-ruB.jpg

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTZ5FDtCUAA-ruB.jpg

:haha:

:haha:

Funny because it is 100% true.

[LDG]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTZ5FDtCUAA-ruB.jpg

:haha:

:lol:

I have a feeling Moyes Meme is going to get quite big :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Manchester United's owners, the Glazer family, want an explanation from executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward about why the club failed to sign a leading player in the summer. The Premier League champions were linked with star names, such as 25-year-old Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas and 28-year-old Real Madrid winger Cristiano Ronaldo, but only bought Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini, 25.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Manchester United remain interested in re-signing Ronaldo. The Old Trafford club had set aside £80m to complete the deal in the summer.
Full story: Mail on Sunday


Moyes :wave:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/8913186/nani-says-david-moyes-convinced-him-to-sign-a-new-deal-at-manchester-united

Ferguson :haha:

Goonersweb :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Nani is shit tbh

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Nah.

You're shit.

[Cripps_orig]

Fuck.

Moyes is going to make me sign a new contract as well then :(

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Nah.

We're in the waiting period. You're behind Charlie and Ollie.

[GP]

Moyes :haha:

He's already failed.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Sure has

1 trophy to Wenger's 0 already

I guess that makes Wenger a complete failure.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Lame.

Very very lame.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s403x403/549041_10151825300403936_1865955912_n.jpg

:lol:

[GP]

:lol:

He might as well be.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Now we've turned over a new leaf and that I can be honest

Moyes has been shocking.

[Niall_Quinn]

Credit to him for calling out Young though. Have you noticed how the media waited for permission before criticising what has been a decade long problem at Utd?

[Syn]

Credit to him for calling out Young though.

Did he?

Fergie did that as well so he knew that was a safe move.

No-one does, but if anyone ever deserved to have his knee caps dislodged, it's the boy who cried foul. #karmachameleon #treatotherslikeyouwouldliketobetreated

Hope we draw them in the league cup at some stage and #dench off the #bench gets orders from #bouldy. #bashleyyoung

[Niall_Quinn]

Did he?

Fergie did that as well so he knew that was a safe move.

No-one does, but if anyone ever deserved to have his knee caps dislodged, it's the boy who cried foul. #karmachameleon #treatotherslikeyouwouldliketobetreated

Hope we draw them in the league cup at some stage and #dench off the #bench gets orders from #bouldy. #bashleyyoung

#wtf you #talking 'bout #Willis?

[Syn]

This:

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1051275/sir-alex-ferguson-warns-man-utd-star-ashley-young-over-diving?cc=5739

[Maestro]

let's dust down this baby, was falling off the radar

[Marc Overmars]

Fergie to come out of retirement?

[Maestro]

This squad isn't good enough. Only two world-class players in midfield/attack/wings just doesn't cut it. Too many passengers who are unable to really influence games, and with Fellaini we've just added another. We have two other technical, potential world-class players in Nani and Kagawa, but they've obviously slept with Moyes' wife or something.

- saliph @ redcafe

[Maestro]

hp88 said: ↑
"If your going to think like that you might as well bring off Rooney.
Maybe this is why we always play Young... to make sure no good players get injured!"

"Eh? If he had not been confusing things United might have made another signing."

Bullshit. Ozil and Hererra could have been completed if we wanted it to happen.

- another redcafe sample

[BOBN]

Fellaini was shyt, is shyt and always will be shyt. dodged a bullet ignoring this clown.

[Rors]

Moyeso. The Mike Adamle of football. Learning on the job, clearly not having a clue what he is saying. "Jeff Harvey" etc....

[Rors]

It happened about 10 times today, he'd been in hoards of space on the far left in his 'Ashley Young designated zone' and city were like "its cool, he's shit" and judging by how little our players passed to him, they were probably thinking the same.

Yup.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Their Ashley Young thread is excellent. Wage thief, shithouse, cunt and so on. I see Fellaini heading the same way :popcorn:

[GP]

Is Fellaini just a £27m Scotty Parker with an afro?