Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moyeso. The Mike Adamle of football. Learning on the job, clearly not having a clue what he is saying. "Jeff Harvey" etc....

They had a really poor 'Summerfest'.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Is Fellaini just a £27m Scotty Parker with an afro?
He's not that brave.

[LDG]

Manchester United manager David Moyes used the 'hairdryer' treatment - which his predecessor Sir Alex Ferguson was famous for using - to make his feelings known to his players after the 4-1 drubbing by rivals Manchester City.



http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02559/moyes4_2559035b.jpg

[GP]

:haha:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Moyes :haha:


what a car crash so far. they have liverpool on wednesday too. if htey lose that and get knocked out the COC he will really be on his last legs

[Rors]

The main thing I have against Young is that I really don't like him. I don't recall ever not liking a Utd player, purely because they are a Utd player, but he's a diving little pussy who seems to have absolutely no balls, he's on big wages, cost too much, is a bit shit and is somehow keeping far better players out of the team.

.. he's our only player I would actively welcome getting the fuck rid of.

On it goes :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We want him to stay.

[Munchies]

We want him to stay.

He should be given a knighthood or something. Long reign Moyes. :bow:

Its fucking amazing seeing them now, and fuck off RVC.

Just goes to show what a great Fergie was though, what a turd team.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

An average squad has now been paired with an average manager. Add in a disastrous transfer window and it's turning out quite well. The best thing is that they can't see it. They've ridden out the last few years with a combination of having the best manager ever, and a comparatively weak league... sorry BLitW.

Sadly they're such a behemoth that they can turn this around pretty quickly. Hopefully they "give him time" and drown themselves in the quicksand of mediocrity.

[GP]

Got to give credit to Moyes really. He's spent the last 11 years trying to get Everton above Man Utd and it's finally paying off.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

He should be given a knighthood or something. Long reign Moyes. :bow:

Its fucking amazing seeing them now, and fuck off RVC.

Just goes to show what a great Fergie was though, what a turd team.

We need to start a campaign!

KMAU - Keep Moyes at United

M4U - Moyes for United

#M4U#KMAU

Moyes :bow::bow:



An average squad has now been paired with an average manager. Add in a disastrous transfer window and it's turning out quite well. The best thing is that they can't see it. They've ridden out the last few years with a combination of having the best manager ever, and a comparatively weak league... sorry BLitW.

Sadly they're such a behemoth that they can turn this around pretty quickly. Hopefully they "give him time" and drown themselves in the quicksand of mediocrity.

Spot on.

RVC's individual brilliance (thanks a lot Wenger <_<), Ferguson's genius and Mancini's incompetence really masked their collective squad failings last season.

I watched all of the second of their game against WBA and for all the talk about their midfield being weak, I thought their defence was even more of a shambles. Rio is past it, dunno where the fuck Vidic is but he's getting on in years and Smalling & Evans are only really good enough to be 3rd/4th choice starters for a PL winning team. Jones was awful at RB (jack of all trades, master of none) and Buttner isn't good enough yet to replace the declining Evra. Worst of all the organistaion and defensive rigidity we've come to associate with United just wasn't there. They need a major overhaul next summer, at least two new top quality faces there and perhaps a new defensive coach (Gary Neville?).

[Munchies]

An even bigger :doh: is that I read that Moyes had the chance of keeping around a few of Fergie's staff members, but told them to piss off and kept his mediocre Everton coaches with him. Even having 1 member from Fergie's team would help, he has no idea what he's doing :lol:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Got to give credit to Moyes really. He's spent the last 11 years trying to get Everton above Man Utd and it's finally paying off.

:haha:

:gp:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Long may his reign continue.

DFM. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

An even bigger :doh: is that I read that Moyes had the chance of keeping around a few of Fergie's staff members, but told them to piss off and kept his mediocre Everton coaches with him. Even having 1 member from Fergie's team would help, he has no idea what he's doing :lol:

Rene Meulensteen was the big one. He did most of the work as Fergie was getting on a bit.

But hey, he's no Phil Neville.

[Munchies]

Think they'd be better off doing what Real have done with managers, rather than stick with Moyes :lol:

[GP]

I wonder if they'll get Fergie involved in some way.

[Transplanted Gooner]

I wonder if they'll get Fergie involved in some way.
I want them to have a little bit of a mini revival under Moyes... After all, if it looks like they're spiraling out of control, they'll just reanimate the corpse of SAF to perform his own brand of necromancy.

[Ollie the Optimist]

take with a massive pinch of salt this, but rumour going round on twitter is that the reason Zaha isnt playing for united is because he has been shagging Moyes daughter.


never in a million years is that true, but i hope it is. would be brilliant :lol:

[Munchies]

Twitter news now...
https://twitter.com/search?q=Zaha&src=tren

Zaha is banging Moyes's daughter:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVcVoYpIMAAzLyO.jpg

:haha:

[Munchies]

Spotted: David Moyes sneaked his way back into Goodison Park, impersonating a linesman

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVbs0x-IUAAqphC.jpg

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

David Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above United, now he's finally achieved it.

[GP]

Got to give credit to Moyes really. He's spent the last 11 years trying to get Everton above Man Utd and it's finally paying off.

:gp:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Still funny, even on the bump. :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Got to give credit to Moyes really. He's spent the last 11 years trying to get Everton above Man Utd and it's finally paying off.

Doh!

[Munchies]

Doh!

:pal:

GP :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above United, now he's finally doing it.

[GP]

Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above United, now he's finally doing it.

:haha:

[footloose, the wanderer]

£27.5 million sick note http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/maroaune-fellaini-ruled-out-manchester-2345601

Not that he's done much on the field as is

[Master Splinter]

Another RVC "You guys" statement coming soon:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2013/10/19/4342305/van-persie-clashes-with-moyes-over-manchester-united?ICID=HP_HN_1

Yes, it's goal.com, but this time they're exactly right. RVC has done this before. There will be more stories leaking out about how shit Moyes and some of his teammates are, courtesy of his Dutch journalist mates.

RVC turned out to be a bigger scumbag than Adebayor and Cisc.

Still, Moyes is shit tbf.

[Munchies]

Another RVC "You guys" statement coming soon:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2013/10/19/4342305/van-persie-clashes-with-moyes-over-manchester-united?ICID=HP_HN_1

Yes, it's goal.com, but this time they're exactly right. RVC has done this before. There will be more stories leaking out about how shit Moyes and some of his teammates are, courtesy of his Dutch journalist mates.

RVC turned out to be a bigger scumbag than Adebayor and Cisc.

Still, Moyes is shit tbf.

Lord Moyes :bow:

Fuck RVC, fucking cunt. Hope he never kicks a football again.

Adebayor/Cesc, I'm fine with. Ade is slumming it out in the reserves, Cesc has fucked off far away from us.

[I am invisible]

I'm loving seeing Man U struggling - loving it! First time in nearly a quarter of a century that their obnoxious fans have had to feel what it's like to be a regular supporter, like the rest of us...

[Munchies]

Yeah, and he's on a 6 year contract , so if they sack him, he'll get a shit load of compensation..

Why'd they give him 6 years ? :haha:

[Power n Glory]

David Moyes! It's a worry! :lol: Loving it. Let them suffer.

As for RVP....no malice towards him but I wonder if that little boy inside is still screaming for Man Utd'. :lol:

He won his title last year but he knows it would have been sweeter with us. I have no idea why something couldn't have been worked out in light of this season.

[I am invisible]

The little boy inside him is probably just screaming at the moment.

No sympathy for him though - he could have stayed here and been remembered as an Arsenal legend for sticking by us when our future was looking less certain, but now he'll just be remembered as some bloke who had a good year here and a couple of good years there before he retired...

[Munchies]

I hope that they don't get in the top 4, it'd be amazing seeing the cunt try to force out a move again

:pray:

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I'm not sure he does regret it at this point in time...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVWjuaCCcAEtC2J.jpg:large

[Munchies]

“@MailOnlineSport : Sir Alex had to apologise to RVP when he retired because he had previously assured him he would not leave #MUFC ”

:haha:

"@johncrossmirror : Wayne Rooney urged Ferguson to sign Ozil three years ago. Was told to mind his own business. " :pal:

From his new book, loads more will appear soon enough

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The fawning and coverage over this book is a little sickening.

Especially given the disdain he held the media in, they're falling over themselves to give his prostate a quiver.

[Ollie the Optimist]

so its now crystal clear that the judas cunt stabbed us in the back and not hte fault of Arsene or the board on this one.

[Syn]

How so?

Actually, I don't care. He is now as irrelevant as mini-discs.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Yeah. Fergie revealed that the Dutch skunk and his agent were pretty much the enforcers of the move to the mancs.

Had long made up his mind to the leave us before season end.

Worst of all the slimy backstabbing maggots without a doubt.

[BOBN]

First journo ive ever seen put Alex under pressure :o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2tSxrNPLSE

Its a shame after all these years somebody had to step in and do the beta sports desk guys jobs for them.

[Xhaka Can’t]

He is only putting up with that 'pressure' because he is prostituting himself for book sales.

[Ollie the Optimist]

if Arsene does what Fergie did within a few months of leaving united, id be livid. he's come out and caused a lot of controversy (guess it helps book sales) put motes under pressure with rooney and angered everton a bit by saying he told motes not to sign a new deal in february.


I've never heard beckham say a bad word about fergie, yet fergie sticks in the boot in, again. great manager but he was hardly classy off the pitch and this just proves it once and for all. i don't think I've ever heard Arsene say a bad word about one of his ex players, even ones like judas who stabbed in the back more then anyone else.

[GP]

Fergie is a coward and a bully. Always has been.

Motes :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Motes :haha:

Awful castle defence.

[Dennis Bendtner]

The fawning and coverage over this book is a little sickening.

Especially given the disdain he held the media in, they're falling over themselves to give his prostate a quiver.

The fawning is mostly stupid given he seems to have said a load of things everyone already knew.

The Must Get as far as books go will be Wenger's. He's already promised the untold stories of the great summer of 2011. We know he won't be going down the road of shit-slinging like S'ralex but there's potential for a genuinely interesting read if he so chooses.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The fawning is mostly stupid given he seems to have said a load of things everyone already knew.

The Must Get as far as books go will be Wenger's. He's already promised the untold stories of the great summer of 2011. We know he won't be going down the road of shit-slinging like S'ralex but there's potential for a genuinely interesting read if he so chooses.

Wumger: Little Bit My Life.

Every page just...


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01602/wenger_1602461c.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/330/852/121964586_crop_340x234.jpg
http://kopnijbiegnij.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Wenger-laughing.jpg


And a special DVD extra for the first 10000 customers...


http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/1356803575108.gif
http://strackattack.com/gifs/_soccer/2010-2011/arsenal%20wenger%20pat%20rice%20celebrate%20goal%2 0against%20barcelona.gif
http://www.tottenhamhotspurs.tv/forum/images/imported/2012/01/21.gif


And a foreword from an Arsenal legend...


http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/eboue2.gif
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/eboue-the-joker_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ebouegif.gif

[Dennis Bendtner]

:haha:

[LDG]

:haha:

[Munchies]

:haha:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/29/article-0-191150C900000578-175_634x465.jpg

[Ollie the Optimist]

more stories today about judas falling out with moyes over worries about long term fitness.

if he thinks its bad now, wait till he meets Flamini next week.

[Xhaka Can’t]

if Arsene does what Fergie did within a few months of leaving united, id be livid. he's come out and caused a lot of controversy (guess it helps book sales) put motes under pressure with rooney and angered everton a bit by saying he told motes not to sign a new deal in february.


I've never heard beckham say a bad word about fergie, yet fergie sticks in the boot in, again. great manager but he was hardly classy off the pitch and this just proves it once and for all. i don't think I've ever heard Arsene say a bad word about one of his ex players, even ones like judas who stabbed in the back more then anyone else.

I don't understand books.

[Munchies]

Apparently RVC has handed in a transfer request...


Doubt it, but lol if true

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You can't post something like that without a link. :lol:

[Munchies]

twitter :lol:

I do think its bs, but its catching on and being mentioned alot now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Twitter. :lol:

Anyway, don't want him back. If the rumours are true that he marginalised Ramsey then he can sod off tbf.

[Ollie the Optimist]

there have been repeated rumours this season that he and moyes have fallen out and had fights in training etc. i think Moyes even had to deny it once so its not like this rumour is completely out of the blue. i bet its bollocks but still its funny

[Syn]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/05/david-moyes-unsure-when-robin-van-persie-will-return-for-manchester-united-4216578/

Its happened again, its happened agaaaaaain...

[Marc Overmars]

RVC. :lol:

I remember him.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

I honestly don't know why the glory hunting plastics have been coming down so hard on Moyes, when the only difference with this shit manc team and the one under Fergie last season, has been RvP's availability.

They seem to have forgotten how RvP hauled their shit arses last season. Now that he's back to his old injury prone self, their shitness is properly mirrored by table placing.

[GP]

No, it's much more than that. They would still have won the league without him last year, but they look inept this year even when he's available.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Whatever it is, long may it continue.

Having a field day watching the glory hunters squirm and squeal on every bit of social media available.

Bloody surreal is the feeling. Us Gooners just sit back and enjoy our team's awesome bit of form, whilst the plastics agonise over the long awaited ill-fate that has befallen them.

Hovering over, dabbling in and ultimately relegated, too big a dream?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Utd are where we were a few years ago.

We are where they were.

It feels good.

[Rors]

A lot of their 'fans' are cooing over Martinez now. Yes guys, remind me how your latest Flavour Of The Month acquisition went?

The utter sense of entitlement that shower have is truly something to behold...

[Syn]

A few years ago, our wengerisruiningmylife projectyouthwahhhhhh that definitely, definitely failed was giving valuable experience to the likes of Szczesny, Gibbs, Wilshere, Ramsey and Walcott to help us beast things now. As well as giving experience to players making a big jump in leagues such as Koscielny.

Rafael and this Januzaj guy...that's about it if you're looking at youngsters with potentially 'Man Utd class'. They'll be buying their way out of trouble next summer.

[Rors]

Indeed, and even including Rafael is a bit of a stretch as it feels like he has been there for a couple of centuries.
I honestly don't know who they will be able to attract though. And until 23:58 on August 31st 2014, I'd wager Moyesy won't knoweither (if he is even in a position to be able to make that choice then... :whistle: )

[GP]

Indeed, and even including Rafael is a bit of a stretch as it feels like he has been there for a couple of centuries.
I honestly don't know who they will be able to attract though. And until 23:58 on August 31st 2014, I'd wager Moyesy won't knoweither (if he is even in a position to be able to make that choice then... :whistle: )

Coleman
Baines
Jagielka

Put a monkey on it

Monster, monster, monster!

[Rors]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaukKEeIAAA-u8v.jpg:large

[Rors]

Paddy Roche :haha: Fucking useless.

[Munchies]

http://www.abload.de/img/moyesisdead42de2.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moyes is so curse with the media. :lol:

A disgrace to the DM initial tbf.

[Ollie the Optimist]

lot of talk on twitter tonight about the supposed transfer request handed in by judas, mark lawrenson says he knows a couple of journalists who cover untied who believe its true.


this is quite fun to watch :lol:

[Munchies]

lot of talk on twitter tonight about the supposed transfer request handed in by judas, mark lawrenson says he knows a couple of journalists who cover untied who believe its true.


this is quite fun to watch :lol:

:lol:

:popcorn:

Fuck you RVC, hope you break your leg

[GP]

I hope he dies haha lol jk but not really

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

:popcorn:

Fuck you RVC, hope you break your leg

http://community.cdnbf.net/community.betfair.com/user/dashero/326d3ba25919691294b58dcf9849d968.jpg?v=157950

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Will he be a goner?

[Marc Overmars]

I think he'll be given the full season however if they miss out CL football they may have no choice but to sack him.

[GP]

It's looking quite bad for them but I think they'll manage to stay up.

[I am invisible]

They'll stick with Moyes, even if kills them, just to prove a smug point about 'how they do things' at Manchester United...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think that will be their intention but I don't think they'd have expected it to be this bad so soon. They've got no option but to buy some decent midfielders in January, they really don't have much hope of top 4 otherwise.

Piers doing his bit.


Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 35m

Come on Shrek @WayneRooney - you can't play in the Championship. Come to a big club in January. #United #Relegation

[Ollie the Optimist]

if we get a point tomorrow, united will be closer to the relegation places then to 1st place :lol:

[Injury Time]

if we get a point tomorrow, united will be closer to the relegation places then to 1st place :lol:

Don't worry we won't.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

United :haha: :haha:

[Zerlathon]

It's hilarious to watch.... This time last year I was having to deal with the smug grins on my manure supporting Friends. However now they shudder and try to change the subject when football is brought up as a topic.

[Letters]

I think this just shows what a genius Fergie is. They had no business winning the title with that squad
Moyes isn't a terrible manager but Fergie was an impossible act to follow.

[Munchies]

They're 7 points off top 4 now aswell , I think they'll drop further.

Relegation :pray:

[GP]

I think this just shows what a genius Fergie is. They had no business winning the title with that squad
Moyes isn't a terrible manager but Fergie was an impossible act to follow.

Or it shows how inept Moyes is.

Little bit both?

[Marc Overmars]

We've talked about United's squad lacking real quality for years and now results are reflecting that. Fergie is the GOAT and I think any manager would have struggled with the squad really, although their piss poor transfer window was down to Moyes and his lack of pull.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It is an average squad now managed by an average manager who still thinks he's in charge of Everton.

They'll point to Carrick and De Gea all they like, but the fact is they have two top players (Rooney and RVP obviously) surrounded by crap.
They have a few players who are way past their sell by date in Evra, Rio, Vidic, Giggs, even Carrick is 32 ffs.
They have "promising youngsters" meant to be the next generation who just aren't "promising" in Jones, Cleverley, Welbeck and Zaha. Saying that, Cleverley is 24! Christ he's worse than I thought.
They have a few players who are at best inconsistent; Nani, Valencia... Hernandez goes incognito, maybe even Kagawa can fall into this category.
And then you just have players who have no business being in a squad aiming for top 4 nevermind the title; Young, Buttner, Anderson, again Welbeck, Cleverley and dare I say it Fellaini.
*Carrick and De Gea aren't crap though....

Mix that together with a manager with no belief in himself nevermind his players and the inability to put a team out which actually has a functional midfield, it's no surprise they're where they are right now.

In a way though, them crashing and burning as they are may be the worst thing, because it could spur them into getting the chequebook out and pulling a few rabbits out of the hat, whereas if they were just bumping along they may develop a misplaced confidence in the team that they could turn it around and the shitness creeps up on them instead.

As it is, I'm just :yippee:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Moyes is doing too badly for my likeing.

[Munchies]

Fucking hell, Carrick is 32 ? :wacko:

[GP]

It is an average squad now managed by an average manager who still thinks he's in charge of Everton.

They'll point to Carrick and De Gea all they like, but the fact is they have two top players (Rooney and RVP obviously) surrounded by crap.
They have a few players who are way past their sell by date in Evra, Rio, Vidic, Giggs, even Carrick is 32 ffs.
They have "promising youngsters" meant to be the next generation who just aren't "promising" in Jones, Cleverley, Welbeck and Zaha. Saying that, Cleverley is 24! Christ he's worse than I thought.
They have a few players who are at best inconsistent; Nani, Valencia... Hernandez goes incognito, maybe even Kagawa can fall into this category.
And then you just have players who have no business being in a squad aiming for top 4 nevermind the title; Young, Buttner, Anderson, again Welbeck, Cleverley and dare I say it Fellaini.

Mix that together with a manager with no belief in himself nevermind his players and the inability to put a team out which actually has a functional midfield, it's no surprise they're where they are right now.

In a way though, them crashing and burning as they are may be the worst thing, because it could spur them into getting the chequebook out and pulling a few rabbits out of the hat, whereas if they were just bumping along they may develop a misplaced confidence in the team that they could turn it around and the shitness creeps up on them instead.

As it is, I'm just :yippee:

He said it himself today, he couldn't take rvp off because people would have questioned him.

If he can't have confidence in his own decisions he's got no business in a job that high profile.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think he has every business in that lob.

[Syn]

Carrick is obviously not crap. Their first-team is good and their squad is obviously behind Chelsea or Man City's level but about as strong as Arsenal's. Ferguson has been the best manager but these are the same bunch of players that walked the league by 11 points in May. Everyone seems to have a different opinon on what is going wrong but when all is said and done, they'll be in the top 4 by the end of the season. Title's looking more and more unlikely by the week though.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Carrick is obviously not crap. Their first-team is good and their squad is obviously behind Chelsea or Man City's level but about as strong as Arsenal's. Ferguson has been the best manager but these are the same bunch of players that walked the league by 11 points in May. Everyone seems to have a different opinon on what is going wrong but when all is said and done, they'll be in the top 4 by the end of the season. Title's looking more and more unlikely by the week though.
By picking out Carrick and De Gea I was trying to separate them from the crap as well... though frankly it was a piss poor way of doing it.

[Syn]

By picking out Carrick and De Gea I was trying to separate them from the crap as well... though frankly it was a piss poor way of doing it.

They've got two 'stars', but a lot of the other players are better than they're showing. I guess we'll find out soon enough. I've already changed my mind a few times on how they'll do this season...after they beat Arsenal I was sure they'd be in the title race. Now I'm sure they'll finish at least 4th.

[Xhaka Can’t]

If you think they'll finish top 4, who do you reckon amongst the 8 teams above them, they'll displace to get there?

I'm not trying to be condescending, but a number of people here have never known United to be outside the top 4 in their lives. It is understandable why there is a refusal to believe despite all the mounting evidence that they'll finish outside the top 4.

But the odds are now that they will.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

They've got two 'stars', but a lot of the other players are better than they're showing. I guess we'll find out soon enough. I've already changed my mind a few times on how they'll do this season...after they beat Arsenal I was sure they'd be in the title race. Now I'm sure they'll finish at least 4th.
Well it can change very quickly and I'll look pretty stupid. Well stupider. Fingers crossed though.

[Syn]

If you think they'll finish top 4, who do you reckon amongst the 8 teams above them, they'll displace to get there?

I'm not trying to be condescending, but a number of people here have never known United to be outside the top 4 in their lives. It is understandable why there is a refusal to believe despite all the mounting evidence that they'll finish outside the top 4.

But the odds are now that they will.

I think they have, at worst, the 4th best /team squad in the league. So I guess they'll overtake in particular Liverpool and Tottenham. They've had bad starts before - not this bad but it has been typical of them. Maybe they haven't got the Fergie factor to go on their usual mad run to haul them back into the title race, but if we're looking at around 70-75 points to finish 4th...that's certainly do-able.

In theory Moyes is used to getting the best out of decent-but-not-great players and led by a strike force of Rooney and Van Persie with 23 games left, they'll be up there. We know from previous seasons how quickly things change and the race for 4th allows a lot more margin for error.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moyes must be given time to properly destroy them. It's ridiculous some are talking about him getting sacked when there's a whole lot more damage he can do.

[Transplanted Gooner]

She said no, Robin...
http://i.imgur.com/fLfla3F.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think they have, at worst, the 4th best /team squad in the league. So I guess they'll overtake in particular Liverpool and Tottenham. They've had bad starts before - not this bad but it has been typical of them. Maybe they haven't got the Fergie factor to go on their usual mad run to haul them back into the title race, but if we're looking at around 70-75 points to finish 4th...that's certainly do-able.

In theory Moyes is used to getting the best out of decent-but-not-great players and led by a strike force of Rooney and Van Persie with 23 games left, they'll be up there. We know from previous seasons how quickly things change and the race for 4th allows a lot more margin for error.

They need to win 16 more games roughly if they want to finish top four and a couple of draws, they really can't afford any more mess ups before the January window. Talking about RVP and Rooney up front seems to be talking in ideal terms given how RVP is playing and the easy match winning or match leading chances Wazza has been spurning (against Cardiff and Everton).

I didn't really think their squad was particularly great but Ferguson was able to extract the absolute most out of the majority. There has to be a reason Moyes isn't as great as Ferguson and that's going to be shown in results and performances.

[LDG]

She said no, Robin...
http://i.imgur.com/fLfla3F.jpg

:haha:

[Munchies]

http://i.minus.com/iFPtwml1XiowN.gif

:lol:

[GP]

You lot are mean.

Poor old David :(

[Rors]

No fewer than two RedCaff users would like to see "Kloop" as manager. Yep.

[Marc Overmars]

http://i.minus.com/iFPtwml1XiowN.gif

:lol:

Moyes. :lol:

http://www.antleragency.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/forever-alone-face.png

[Rors]

Managers in the premier league right now that would be preferable to Moyes IMO:



Wenger
Mourinho
Pellegrini
Rodgers
Martinez
AVB
Pochettino
Lambert
Laudrup
Steve Clarke
Renee


There's 6 or 7 there that we could perhaps get, if not now then at the end of the season. Pochettino would be my first choice.

Where does one even...... :haha:

[Rors]

And now one of them wants Cantona. Bless 'em..

[Marc Overmars]

It's quite funny seeing them reduced to a frazzled wreck.

After 20 years it's about time.

[LDG]

They do know that dear old SAF had a big say in his appointment, don't they??

He has done them up big time :lol:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Panicking.

They are absolutely panicking.

They've never experienced this before.

hahahahaahahahahhaahaha

[GP]

No fewer than two RedCaff users would like to see "Kloop" as manager. Yep.

:o

Not Joogen Kloop?

[I am invisible]

I've waited nearly two thirds of my life to see their spoilt, tosser fans go through this, and I'm loving it!

Big ask for them to get 4th now, in my opinion - normally I'd fancy them to overhaul Liverpool, but the fact that Liverpool don't have midweek European football gives them a big advantage. They must be hoping that Suarez somehow disappears from their side...

[Power n Glory]

I think this just shows what a genius Fergie is. They had no business winning the title with that squad
Moyes isn't a terrible manager but Fergie was an impossible act to follow.

Moyes is shit! Fergie did well to push United for the title with that squad but there is no way United should be down in 9th on 22 points. He never managed a win away from home against the big boys and he's just allowed Pardrew and Martinez to take all 3 points at Old Trafford. The gap for top 4 is increasing and there are plenty of teams that can afford to slip up in one or two games and still stay ahead of him.

He should never have got the job in the first place. That ain't busting their balls for him! Who the heck is he? This is what happens when you bring in novice to a massive club. No respect from his star players and he'll have trouble convincing massive players to join the club. They'll have to throw some serious money down on the table, even more so now that players can see how bad Utd are doing under him. Look how long he was sat Everton and he never won a trophy with them! Terrible choice. If Utd we're going to play a wildcard with managers, at least give it to someone that's a former player and well respected at the highest level.

But I'm so glad they appointed David Moyes! May his reign of terror continue! :lol:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/V7vDNX2.jpg

[Rors]

http://i.imgur.com/V7vDNX2.jpg

Jesus H'ing H.......

:doh:

[LDG]

Fuckin hell :lol:

Seriously, they need to man up :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

"Your job now is to stand by our new manager"

[Rors]

"Your job now is to stand by our new manager"

Sounds like a bit of a threat now doesn't it? :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Sounds like a bit of a threat now doesn't it? :lol:

Didn't realise his promo was actually a shoot.

[Master Splinter]

http://i.imgur.com/V7vDNX2.jpg

Exactly right.

[Xhaka Can’t]

United may be going back to Everton for a second helping in the summer.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Moyes myth is being badly exposed now. In truth he was just an average manager holding a potentially decent club back for years.

[Marc Overmars]

He was definitely holding them back judging by that performance from them.

[Ollie the Optimist]

united are now closer to relegation then to us :haha:

[Nayan]

Carrick is obviously not crap. Their first-team is good and their squad is obviously behind Chelsea or Man City's level but about as strong as Arsenal's. Ferguson has been the best manager but these are the same bunch of players that walked the league by 11 points in May. Everyone seems to have a different opinon on what is going wrong but when all is said and done, they'll be in the top 4 by the end of the season. Title's looking more and more unlikely by the week though.

man city and chelsea's squads are streets ahead, and arsenal are for now contenders since they now have a head start.
In truth united, arsenal, spurs, liverpool and possibly everton are in a scrap for 3rd/4th

[Syn]

@ManUtd: David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

:haha:

[Letters]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/ManYoo_zps77fb70bc.png

:lol:

[Munchies]

Manchester United striker Robin van Persie is out for a month with a thigh strain, manager David Moyes tells a news conference #MUFC
https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/411495395995316224

:haha:

RVC :haha:

Moyes :haha:

'He wanted to come off, but I told him to stay on the pitch as we needed a goal'

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He can talk to grandkids about the league medal he won whilst he is out injured, in fairness

News reaches the training ground:

http://i39.tinypic.com/e6y42o.png

[Munchies]

He can talk to grandkids about the league medal he won whilst he is out injured, in fairness

News reaches the training ground:

http://i39.tinypic.com/e6y42o.png

:lol:

That's the thing with RVC, he could have stayed when we needed him most, and he would have been regarded as a club legend given how long he was here for. If he stayed for another year, rather than turning his back on us, he could have had Ozil playing him in rather than Fellaini/Cleverley :lol: . Yes he finally has that medal, but its all he's going to get anytime soon now.

United fans won't even care about him once he's gone. Fergie took a shit on him by telling him that he'd stay on :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Shame. :coffee:

[PGFC]

Shame. :coffee:

This :good:

[Syn]

At the risk of Ollieing all over the place, I have read quite a few rumours of a rift between Moyesy and Van Persiey. Is it really an injury or is he actually just a scummy drug addict like Wilshy.

[BOBN]

Its happening :patrice:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's just funny. RvC leaves a transitional Arsenal to finish out his career at the finished article, Utd, who then promptly go into transition. It's just funny.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It will be even funnier if we win the League.

[Munchies]

It will be even funnier if we win the League.

And United get relegated :pray:

[Grebbo]

How did we not beat this shite :haha:

I think it's incredible that Man U appointed Moyes, a manager who has never won anything and has zero Champions League experience. It's truly incredible that a club of that size appointed such a person. You could understand it if he was a former great Utd player but he isn't.

When I had a ST at the Emirates the two dullest teams to play against were Stoke and Everton. Constant time wasting and hardly any will to play football or try to win the game. I always thought it would be a massive ask to get Moyes from being a 'do not lose' type of manager to 'must win every game' type. This is why I never wanted Moyes when some were suggesting he replace Wenger.

[Marc Overmars]

Moyes. :bow:

What a man.

Exceeded all expectations.

[PGFC]

Moyes. :bow:

What a man.

Exceeded all expectations.

This :gp: Agent Dave :haha:

[Power n Glory]

How did we not beat this shite :haha:

I think it's incredible that Man U appointed Moyes, a manager who has never won anything and has zero Champions League experience. It's truly incredible that a club of that size appointed such a person. You could understand it if he was a former great Utd player but he isn't.

When I had a ST at the Emirates the two dullest teams to play against were Stoke and Everton. Constant time wasting and hardly any will to play football or try to win the game. I always thought it would be a massive ask to get Moyes from being a 'do not lose' type of manager to 'must win every game' type. This is why I never wanted Moyes when some were suggesting he replace Wenger.

:lol: David Moyes.

We'd be in a relegation battle if we appointed him. Never won a thing with Everton in all his years as coach, boring football and never won an away game against the big clubs. No idea what Fergie was smoking but I hope they keep him there. Let him spend millions in the process if anyone is daft enough to go there. As said, if he was a former great player, I could understand the appointment. It made no sense for Utd to give this guy a shot at a big club.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well as long as they hang onto him until he can completely destroy the club from top to bottom, that's the main thing. If he continues to show himself up as so utterly incapable at this level he'll be sacked. Utd will accept transition but they won't accept disintegration.

[BOBN]

Fergie ruined them, went for a Scot instead of the best man. We need to heed this warning and not allow Wenger a single hint of a say on who our next manager is.

And the great thing about this is United are so far up their own arse re: "The United Way" they couldnt possibly nip this in the bud now before it gets terminal. Moyes has at least 12 months left in the job :haha:

[Globalgunner]

BOBN. You are so right. When a manager becomes so institutionalized that he in essence becomes the club, then all safeguards and controls are dispensed and deferred to his greater wisdom. Imagine United with the Athletico manager Simeone at the helm. He would at the least have kicked blowhards like Cleverly to the kerb and brought in proper footballers

RVP.....little boy crying.

[Munchies]

Daily Mail saying RVC could be out for another 6 weeks due to a repeat re occurance of his previous injury.

:haha:

[footloose, the wanderer]

Daily Mail saying RVC could be out for another 6 weeks due to a repeat re occurance of his previous injury.

:haha:

Love it, just love it :handbags:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Daily Mail saying RVC could be out for another 6 weeks due to a repeat re occurance of his previous injury.

:haha:

How awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hmmm, six weeks should give enough time for Moyes to be sacked I guess.

[IBK]

Daily Mail saying RVC could be out for another 6 weeks due to a repeat re occurance of his previous injury.

:haha:

Anyone wondering whether some of his injuries with us were 'extended' by the player too?

[fakeyank]

Hope the cunt never recovers and retires

[GP]

I also hope he dies

[Marc Overmars]

:haha:

[KSE Comedy Club]

Moyes today trying to say its wrong to suggest he's out for 6 weeks and that it's a new injury that is similar to what he had before.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Probably all for the best he won yesterday. Four losses in a row and even United would have seriously started to consider his position.


Support KMAU - Keep Moyes at United.

[Munchies]

Hopefully Moyes can get a win at Chelsea away which they have up next.

Moyes IN :bow:

[IBK]

Probably all for the best he won yesterday. Four losses in a row and even United would have seriously started to consider his position.


Support KMAU - Keep Moyes at United.

Nice theory. Back the Moyesiah!

[footloose, the wanderer]

http://www.givemesport.com/416605-manchester-united-mocked-by-arsenal-star-with-hilarious-photo?tg=%2ffootball

[Özil's Panoramic View]

http://www.givemesport.com/416605-manchester-united-mocked-by-arsenal-star-with-hilarious-photo?tg=%2ffootball

:lol:

Now, if only he'd put this kind of effort into his footie, we'd have a proper CDM on our hands.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Benqm7ECMAAYW_V.jpg:large

[Master Splinter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-25858527

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

There have been unconfirmed reports that Mata's helicopter to Carrington has been downed by a Phil Jones penalty.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-25858527

:haha:


After being asked if he needed to report a crime, the caller replied: "Yes, a crime. I want to report a crime. The crime is that Manchester United were absolutely knackered."

:haha::haha::haha:

[Maestro]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/trolled-manchester-uniteds-carrick-twitter-3108044#.Uu_f_T1_uSo


#askcarrick have you tried wearing your kit backwards to see if it will help you pass the ball forward?

#askcarrick whats the key to your fantastic link up play with de gea?


:haha:

[Syn]

Vidic confirms he'll leave at the end of the season. He's 32 and not very good so not a big loss. But bloody hell - Man Utd have such a rebuilding job to do with their defence and CMs. Seems nobody apart from Evans is good enough.

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2014/Feb/nemanja-vidic-confirms-manchester-united-exit.aspx?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ManUtd

[Munchies]

:wave:

Bloody hell, he's been there 8 years now and won quite alot. Before he started getting injured, he was pretty damn good for them. I imagine Rio will either retire/be off soon enough now aswell.

[Marc Overmars]

I imagine their squad will have a very different look to it next season. Wholesale changes in the summer.

[Munchies]

I imagine their squad will have a very different look to it next season. Wholesale changes in the summer.

Let's all hope they finish outside the top 4.

If they get champions league football, I can see them spending their way out of it to get the players they need.

Finish outside the top 4 ? Well they'd have to pay alot more to get whoever they want.Reduced income from the lack of CL / sponsors, and massive wages players are on = demise of United :pray:

[Power n Glory]

Let's all hope they finish outside the top 4.

If they get champions league football, I can see them spending their way out of it to get the players they need.

Finish outside the top 4 ? Well they'd have to pay alot more to get whoever they want.Reduced income from the lack of CL / sponsors, and massive wages players are on = demise of United :pray:

Imagine if we took on Moyes and found ourselves in this position? We'd be so screwed. Would take us years to recover as we can't buy our way out of trouble. I hope he spends a bucket load and still fails. :haha:

Terrible choice.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Imagine if we took on Moyes and found ourselves in this position? We'd be so screwed. Would take us years to recover as we can't buy our way out of trouble. I hope he spends a bucket load and still fails. :haha:

Terrible choice.

Who was it that fancied him as Wenger's replacement again?

Oh, wait.... I remember now.

SWAYR. :haha:

[Syn]

:haha:

[GP]

SWAYR :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

SWAYR :haha::haha:


A shocker even by his standards.



Anyway not too concerned about the match against this lot this Wednesday. We've developed quite a knack of pubbing two nill wins at home against mid table opposition and I see no reason why that shouldn't continue. :coffee:

[Master Splinter]

If we don't beat United this time, Wenger out IMHFO.

[Munchies]

The last time we beat them, was 3 years ago (Ramsey)

About time we beat them again. Moyes hasn't beaten any top 4 team away as a manager in his whole career :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Beating them is a certainty. It's just a question of by how many goals.

[Munchies]

10-0

Want revenge for that 8-2 :thumbsdown:

[Munchies]

MARTIN KEOWN: Why is quitter Vidic running away? United have shown so much faith but as soon as things get tough he wants out

Keown wants those page hits :bow:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2554151/MARTIN-KEOWNS-BOOT-ROOM-Nemanja-Vidic-let-Manchester-United-leaving-club.html

Tbf to Vidic, he's been there 8 years, won the lot. Can get a big pay day now and a big contract , and unsurprisingly no longer under Moyes !

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Conflicting reports on whether Rooney has/will/hasn't/won't sign a new contract.

BBC saying are saying any new contract would be in the region of £300k per week.

That's just :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You should be paying that to the BPitW if anybody. Wazza is not that.

In fact you could probably get two better players on 150k a week.

[Marc Overmars]

They should get rid of him.

2nd time he's held them by the balls.

[Power n Glory]

He's a scumbag and not worth the wages. They should get rid of him because he's not helping them. His attitude at the start of the season set the bad vibe around the camp and he shouldn't be rewarded!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I need Rooney's agent representing me. :unsure:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think they should pay Rooney a million a week.

Then someone should break his fucking legs.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fantastic Utd are coughing £300K pw on the most overrated striker in the world. Means they have less firepower in the summer window. Plus they have to go through another season with the most overrated striker in the world.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Exactly.

Where resources are finite, stuff like this matters. The opportunity cost being someone that can do the job Rooney can't.

[AFC Leveller]

They know they are on a downward spiral and cannot lose Rooney for several reasons. Keeping him at all costs is something they can obviously afford.

[Munchies]

Rooney signs new deal

Rooney's New Contract:
£15,600,000 a year
£300,000 a wk
£43,000 a day
£1,800 an hour
£30 a min
£0.50p a sec

[Özim]

Not worth the money, but I guess he'll cost them less than signing another striker and they can concentrate on spending money on other areas.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They'll spend in excess of a million a month on him. It might be a good sporting decision (I don't think it is) but I've seen that this is supposedly a wise business decision. :wacko:

[GP]

Moyes is a lunatic.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Absoutely obscene but I suppose this is the direction that football has been heading in for a while now. It's also unsustainable in the long run as well as dropping out of the CL, deteriorting performances in the legue will lose them revenue and potentially lose some high value sponsers.

I can see why Utd did this though, they're desperate and losing Rooney would have fit into the narrative that they're empire is collapsing and signing a similar quality replacement would have cost a similar fee (40 million transfer + wages). Rooney's agent has played a blinder here though.

[Marc Overmars]

Smells of desperation.

Twice he's asked to leave and on the first occasion panned the club, but now he's quids in once again.

[dazthegooner]

Well if you can get away with it why not? I would!

[Power n Glory]

They don't need this guy in the trenches with them. But if it adds to their misery..... :shrug:

[Master Splinter]

Wazza, when he's in one of his incredible patches of form, is as good as anyone not named Messi or Ronaldo.

If United get back on track next season and strengthen, this deal is priceless if Shrek can produce that over a whole season.

They do seem to be splashing the cash, despite the current image of them being a beleaguered also-ran. £28m on Fellaini, £37m on Mata, £18 billion on Rooney.

If they continue to do that and get rid of Moyes, they'll be a huge threat again and Wazza will be at the centre of that.

Also, RVC :lol:.

[IBK]

Not sure. Way I see it is that manure would have to pay 10s of millions for a player of Rooney's calibre - and then wages of half what Rooney's now getting, at least. And (Ozil, ahem) there's no guarantee that such signing would hit the ground running. Rooney's improved contract costs them less and there's no doubt he's their key player ATM.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bhb65gjIcAAMqgQ.jpg

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

RVC. :lol:

I remember him.

[fakeyank]

I really really want Utd to get Europa league next season... I would love to see RVC run out against Balochistan Belgrade FC :lol:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

I really really want Utd to get Europa league next season... I would love to see RVC run out against Balochistan Belgrade FC :lol:

:lol:

That would be awlsome, but rest assured the Judas bastard would engineer a move out of old shatford before he affords us such luxury of unrelenting laughter.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/28/manchester-united-lucrative-friendlies-champions-league-europa-league

Man Utd to play lucrative friendlies in the Far East and America next season to offset the loss of CL football apparently. :doh:


Bloody hell, I'm one of the main champions on here for us to exploit our commerical oppurtunies like Utd have done but even I think this is going way too far. It's going to make them look like a complete joke ........... more than they already are.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think it's sensible really, plus they do this anyway even when they are in the Champions League.

[Marc Overmars]

They'd be foolish not to milk it really. As any club would be if they were in a position to.

They're crap now but they'll always be a commercial success, which means they won't be down for too long.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/28/manchester-united-lucrative-friendlies-champions-league-europa-league

Man Utd to play lucrative friendlies in the Far East and America next season to offset the loss of CL football apparently. :doh:


Bloody hell, I'm one of the main champions on here for us to exploit our commerical oppurtunies like Utd have done but even I think this is going way too far. It's going to make them look like a complete joke ........... more than they already are.

They already pissed on the FA Cup in the past to line their pockets. This is what's so funny, they are held up as the football establishment but really Ferguson never gave a fuck about the integrity of football, he just wanted to win whatever the cost. Fair or foul. This is what ran through the club until Moyes arrived. So it won't be quite the same milking the game when you aren't able to offset that by victory on the pitch. It will look cheap and desperate. Probably because it is cheap and desperate.

[Munchies]

New RVC interview :lol:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/robin-van-persie-reveals-constant-3221855



“As I have got older and more experienced, I have become more sensitive to what my coaches are doing,” said the Dutchman.

“I want to know why we are we doing this or why are we training like that.

“I did not ask those kinds of questions when I was a young player, but now I find it interesting to study why my coaches are making certain decisions.

“I want to know why they do things and why they say things to the players, and why they want to play a certain way.

“I think much more about all those things at this stage of my career. I watch the managerial process all of the time.

“I have had a lot of changes in coaches over the last couple of seasons.

“I was eight years with Arsene Wenger, at Arsenal, and, with Holland, it was a similar steady situation with Bert van Marwijk.

[AFC Leveller]

Problem
Custis also believes that, as well as Van Persie's on-field problems, the Holland international has also caused disruption away from the pitch.

The Sun journalist likened Van Persie to former England cricketer Kevin Pietersen, who was dropped from the national team for a combination of on-field and off-field issues, and says the striker's commitment to the cause is not what it was under Ferguson.

"Earlier in the season, when the United medical staff were saying he's fit, he's ready to play, Van Persie kept saying 'no, I need more time'. That was something that irritated Moyes to the point he had a showdown meeting with him," said Custis.

"He's fast becoming a Kevin Pietersen character at United. He obviously has the ability but there's something wrong there.



RVP ponders United approach

"I wouldn't say he's totally unpopular [with the other players] but he has put a few noses out of joint in terms of not getting back to play as quickly as he could and going back to Holland when he has the opportunity in what is a difficult season, where he's almost abdicated responsibility for it.

"It's a shame after last season because he was the difference, the reason they won the title and he had a fantastic season. But the toys have gone out of the pram since Alex Ferguson went.

"There have been problems with the training because the training used to be tailored to him and it's not anymore. And there was another issue when David Moyes rightly said everyone starts with a clean slate and you have to prove yourself to me and he didn't like that either because he thought he was above that.

"This is a guy who would run through brick walls for Alex Ferguson but isn't doing it for David Moyes. Wayne Rooney is a great example of someone who would go out on that pitch no matter what and Van Persie isn't."

And Custis believes Moyes should look to the example set by his predecessor, who was famous for selling talented players if he felt their performance or attitude wasn't right.

"Ferguson made very big decisions on players - Ruud van Nistelrooy being the classic example," he said.

"He was one of the greatest strikers ever to be at Old Trafford and Ferguson got rid of him because he saw something had gone wrong with his attitude and his form and he went.

"Van Persie should be the talisman, getting everyone going and being at the centre of everything but he's a player with his head down."

[Xhaka Can’t]

"Van Persie should be the talisman, getting everyone going and being at the centre of everything but he's a player with his head down."

Yeah.

On Fergie's cock.

[Niall_Quinn]

Important win for Moyes. This will keep him in the job longer which is what I'm sure everyone bar the Utd fans want to see.

[Munchies]

Van Persie; “I signed for four years and I’d be delighted to stay even longer. I’m happy with my team-mates and my manager" Mirror

[Niall_Quinn]

Van Persie; “I signed for four years and I’d be delighted to stay even longer. I’m happy with my team-mates and my manager" Mirror

This is exactly the sort of good behaviour that may make him eligible for parole.

[Munchies]

He's only doing it for a £10m bonus if he stays for 2 more years on top of his £250k wages

[IBK]

Van Persie; “I signed for four years and I’d be delighted to stay even longer. I’m happy with my team-mates and my manager" Mirror

PR team's had a word then...

[Xhaka Can’t]

What a cynical world we live in.

What desperately need more little boys inside us.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Seen his mate Wazza move into the 300K's and now must be feeling like a peasant.

[Injury Time]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj191/Plan-a/D5798BA6-1998-46E1-8EA8-599FCDB77478-348-000000BE335C3D22_zpse90301b9.jpg

[The Emirates Gallactico]

^ A picture of Giroud's penis gets deleted by Gary yet that hideous monstrosity is allowed. Needs to be labelled NSFW tbh.


Was reading a thread on Redcafe about some of their valuations for players expected to leave. http://www.redcafe.net/threads/departures-valuing-our-squad.385453/

They're having a laugh if they think they can get 20 million for Hernandez. A guy who's a bench player and has barely featured at all the past couple of seasons is never going for that much. Mind you, I wouldn't mind having him over here as backup.


There's also a lot of talk on there about spending big on more attacking players which really is missing the real problem: Moyes. Rooney, RVP, Mata, Januzaj and Kagawa all still represent real quality players - I'd take any of them here in a second. It's absoutely staggering that Moyes is unable to form any sort of coherent attack combination from that group, which is why he needs to stay for as long as possible. A competent manager could be able to make that group into the most lethal attacking group in the PL.

[Marc Overmars]

RVC ruled out for 4-6 weeks with a knee injury.

Shame. :coffee:

[fakeyank]

RVC ruled out for 4-6 weeks with a knee injury.

Shame. :coffee:

Couldnt have happened to a better person.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The RVP-Rooney partnership wasn't really working this season anyway, bar the Olympiakos game. And Moyes certainly doesn't have the balls to drop one of them, so this might be a blessing in disguise and allow them to utilise the £37m Mata more effectively and play him centrally behind Rooney.

Then again with Rooney dropping into his own 6 yard box every 20 seconds they may end up with no one up front, unless they put in someone like Welbeck.

Knowing Moyes though he'll recall Macheda.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/man-united-fans-raise-funds-for-moyes-out-plane-banner-to-fly-over-ot-during-villa-match/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/new-banner-for-the-villa-game.387360/

:haha::haha:

They're becoming a farce.

[Niall_Quinn]

Not only that, but there are rumours going around about some Qatar based consortium (let's be honest, gang of thieves and rapists) wanting to slime their way into the club. And, this really could be made up media shit of course, they are fronted by the likes of Beckham and Giggs (absolute masters at running a major club like Utd). If anything like that happens we will see the end of Utd and believe it or not I'll be sad about that. We hate them because they have been such ferocious competitors over the years. It's a hateful respect, it would be terrible for the game if they went the same way as the chavs and gypos and what would it say about football in general. Bring all your criminal garbage from all across the world and ye will find comfort and spray paint respectability with no questions asked in the haven of modern, professional football.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj191/Plan-a/D5798BA6-1998-46E1-8EA8-599FCDB77478-348-000000BE335C3D22_zpse90301b9.jpg

Lucky he never went to Roswell on his hollybops or there would finally be proof of an alien conspiracy.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjw0FOfCUAAJcuT.jpg:large

:haha::haha:

It's actually going to happen. The media are going to have a field day with this!

[Niall_Quinn]

Lucky he never went to Roswell on his hollybops or there would finally be proof of an alien conspiracy.

Hmm, missing evidence, another government cover up?

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjw0FOfCUAAJcuT.jpg:large

:haha::haha:

It's actually going to happen. The media are going to have a field day with this!

Their usage of apostrophes in that announcement is very poor.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jeff Powell has been wheeled out to deal with this, things are serious.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2591002/How-dare-Manchester-United-fans-shout-abuse-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-greatest-manager-time-gave-decades-glory.html

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj0jqjsCYAAA6Hg.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Like our lot, killing the club in the heat of the battle. Fly the signs after the season ends, not during it. These fans are disloyal, there's no other way of seeing it. When the goal is to improve the club and then you set about harming it to get that result you are demonstrating self interest, not a wider interest in the club.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

And to think, they have the nerve to once criticise us for booing our team. :lol:

This is about 100 times worse!

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/367662/article_img.jpg

[Ollie the Optimist]

The WOB have had 9 years to organise a decent protest and all they came up with was putting black bin bangs on seats whereas the Moyes Out Brigade have had 9 months and organise a plane.

The WOB brigade should be sacked and replaced with the MOB brigade.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Apparently there's been a second plane booked to fly above the stadium tommorow at the same time with as an as of yet undisclosed message. :lol:
,

The hilarity ensues. :lol:

I would love if it's some City or Liverpool fans with a "Moyes In" banner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well into laughing stock territory now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Apparently Paddy Power also have a plane with a banner flying over today - so that's three planes, one anti, one pro and one giving odds on how long Moyes will last. No word yet on whether John Terry will be flying over.

[Munchies]

Rooney could miss the Bayern game with injury.

:rose:

[LDG]

Apparently Paddy Power also have a plane with a banner flying over today - so that's three planes, one anti, one pro and one giving odds on how long Moyes will last. No word yet on whether John Terry will be flying over.

:haha:

[Munchies]

Manchester United to SACK David Moyes as board lose patience after disastrous first season at Old Trafford

Mail, Mirror and Guardian all reporting this.

fuck no !!!

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MoyesIN&src=hash&f=realtime

MoyesIN movement has started :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Munchies]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/21/article-2609419-1A99BE25000005DC-815_634x815.jpg

:crying:

[Özim]

Manchester United to SACK David Moyes as board lose patience after disastrous first season at Old Trafford

Mail, Mirror and Guardian all reporting this.

fuck no !!!

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MoyesIN&src=hash&f=realtime

MoyesIN movement has started :haha:


This cannot happen, if he gets sacked they'll end up with a decent manager again someone like Klopp or Simeone!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh god no!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

No but seriously. They've got an allegeded 150 million warcheast in the summer and will spend as much as they can to get back to being competitive. David Moyes has to the person to spend that money!

[Heisenberg]

Seems a strange time to do it. They've persisted through worse defeats and they're only 3/4 matches away from the end, might as well give him the season...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's true, they've let him drop them out of the Champions League places for most of the season and only now they might think enough is enough? :lol:

[LDG]

Please no!

Moyes IN

[Munchies]

This heart, it beats, beats for only you
This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart is yours

Moyes :crying: .

Please stay

Damn, it was fun whilst it lasted guys

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Blv8CHcIgAADpcS.jpg

Daniel Taylor @DTguardian

United's reasons will be that he has missed, by some distance, every reasonable target. #MUFC