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Raymond Reddington
30-03-2018, 11:35 AM
Captain. :bow:

Ultimately, I don't think Mourinho is as good anymore as he was and I don't think he'll be good enough for what Man Utd want, in league placings or on how they play football.

Yes Mac! How's things?

I don't actually think tactically Mourinho is lacking (as people are suggesting in the media), but I do feel that his 'management' suits only one type of that player, and that type of player is A class and mentally willed to win, regardless of any external force or motivation. If he is lucky enough to get those players in his squad, then his football can fly.

Otherwise, he's left with tactics and players who don't really like or want to fulfil those tactics.

I don't think this United team is full of winners or immense mental fortitude, but I do think it's full of talent that wants to win and would win under Wenger.

I honestly do.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-03-2018, 12:17 PM
Yeah alright thanks and you?

I feel Mourinho would be fine at a means to an end winning club, when he isn't, it turns sour quite quickly.

He'll still get enough results so that it doesn't turn completely toxic, I think he's holding himself back by treating everyone and everything as going to war

The suggestion is he does that to distract from the players getting criticism but it only distracts him from what he should be doing I think.

Raymond Reddington
30-03-2018, 12:29 PM
Yeah alright thanks and you?

I feel Mourinho would be fine at a means to an end winning club, when he isn't, it turns sour quite quickly.

He'll still get enough results so that it doesn't turn completely toxic, I think he's holding himself back by treating everyone and everything as going to war

The suggestion is he does that to distract from the players getting criticism but it only distracts him from what he should be doing I think.

Yeah all good thanks, finally back in a job where I don't actually have to work every second of the day (although yes I am at work on a Bank Holiday)!

It's true people say it's to distract from players, but then he goes and criticises players in public which only leads to more conversation and criticism of them too. Yeah people get caught up calling him a dick, but they still have columns and columns about the players too specifically because of what he has said.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-03-2018, 12:37 PM
Shit Friday eh? This is my first weekday off since New Years, I've been climbing the walls to be honest. As long as you get to spend all day on the internet, it's worth it.

There's a lot more enmity from the press/columnists to Mourinho than there was before I think but they still enjoy him because he does their job for him. Having said that, he has stayed at roughly the same level, whilst Conte for instance has gone down since their insult trading.

Raymond Reddington
30-03-2018, 01:17 PM
Shit Friday eh? This is my first weekday off since New Years, I've been climbing the walls to be honest. As long as you get to spend all day on the internet, it's worth it.

There's a lot more enmity from the press/columnists to Mourinho than there was before I think but they still enjoy him because he does their job for him. Having said that, he has stayed at roughly the same level, whilst Conte for instance has gone down since their insult trading.

Essentially yes, but to be fair I've spent most of it on the internet and having lunch so I shouldn't complain.

Mourinho has definitely lost the media, because they're in love with Klopp and Pep, but as you say, they'll still attend his conferences because it's United and he'll feed them sardines from the trawler.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-03-2018, 01:49 PM
Getting paid for this can't be too bad.

Pochettino too, that guy annoys me. At least the other three have won things at some point in their career.

The Emirates Gallactico
10-04-2018, 03:13 PM
Martial rejects a new contract and wants to leave because he hates Mourinho. :lol::lol:


I imagine PSG or RM will be all over it but ...... I'd fucking love for us to go all out to get him.

GP
13-06-2018, 08:55 PM
Martial's agent has confirmed he wants to leave.

Utd fans are wishing they never signed Sanchez.

Fucking lol.

Cripps
13-06-2018, 11:40 PM
"He was elected three times players of the month by the fans. Then arrived the transfer window of January. I will not comment on the consequences of this transfer window."

Jose :haha:

Sanchez :haha:

Özim
14-06-2018, 09:28 AM
Martial is so overrated it's untrue, they can do better than him so not a bad thing for them if he moves on, doesn't score anywhere near enough goals either.

Cripps
21-06-2018, 01:23 PM
Utd sign Fred.

Another player Jose will no doubt destroy :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
21-06-2018, 08:10 PM
https://talksport.com/football/388135/manchester-united-announce-52m-fred-signing-with-another-cringe-piano-video-watch/

:doh:

Goonermerree
21-08-2018, 05:46 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45253623

Maureen's job is safe, say United. They said that at Leicester about Ranieri, 10 days later, he was sacked, and other managers have suffered the same fate. One can but hope.

Goonermerree
31-08-2018, 01:28 PM
Jose Mourinho: Man Utd boss says he is 'one of greatest managers in the world'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45369322

Give it a rest and do one.

Letters
31-08-2018, 02:49 PM
Jose Mourinho: Man Utd boss says he is 'one of greatest managers in the world'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45369322

Give it a rest and do one.

Was just going to post that. He can fuck the fuck off.

GP
31-08-2018, 03:14 PM
I hope he gets killed

Globalgunner
31-08-2018, 05:05 PM
I hope he gets killed

That would be too kind. For people like him disgrace is worse than death

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2018, 05:56 PM
He's a relic.


"I have won eight titles. I'm the only manager to win in Italy, Spain and England.

"Not small titles, proper titles, and my second place last season was one of my greatest achievements in football."

Ancelotti, you berk? Alright he didn't win La Liga but he did win La Decima, which you failed to do.

It's all about his achievements in every press conference, never about the collective. That's why the majority don't respect him which he will never understand and therefore will be in this continual cycle in his 'latter' seasons.

He says his second place last season was one of his greatest achievements yet derides 'small titles'.

I don't think I've ever been imbued with as much hate for a person in football as this shitstain.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-09-2018, 06:07 PM
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/alexis-s%C3%A1nchez-2018-19-performances.440062/page-35

Sanchez. :haha:

Letters
25-09-2018, 05:38 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45644719

Mourinho pudding people off at his new club.
Funny how narcissistic c***s tend to do that.

GP
25-09-2018, 06:41 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45644719

Mourinho pudding people off at his new club.
Funny how narcissistic c***s tend to do that.

Pudding :bow:

Letters
25-09-2018, 06:43 PM
:lol:

:getcoat:

Globalgunner
06-10-2018, 07:01 AM
Pudding :bow:

How did I miss this? t is nowhere near d on the QWERTY. Must have had dinner on his mind.
Letters:bow:

Meantime, rumours abound that ManU are about to give the no longer special one the heave ho this weekend. He can then join up with Wenger in the "We used to be great managers" exclusive club.

LDG
06-10-2018, 07:37 AM
He can’t be sacked. It’s too funny seeing Utd and him suffer.

Don’t make it stop.

McNamara That Ghost...
06-10-2018, 08:10 AM
Why can't we have nice things?

Man Utd have come out to deny this as nonsense.

RIP Mourinho. :rose:

hobson's choice
11-10-2018, 03:39 PM
United better pull their heads out their asses and go get Jardim.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-11-2018, 05:50 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46399608

Sanchez is dead.

Shame.

Letters
18-12-2018, 10:02 AM
:wave:

Bai.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46603018

GP
18-12-2018, 10:09 AM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/475/Screen_Shot_2018-10-25_at_11.02.15_AM.png

Marc Overmars
18-12-2018, 10:52 AM
Hopefully that’s the last we see of him in this country. :wave:

AFC Leveller
18-12-2018, 11:09 AM
Please let them go all out and get Pochetinho.

Letters
18-12-2018, 11:28 AM
Come on Poch, you know what to do...

Marc Overmars
18-12-2018, 11:38 AM
It’s time for Big Weng.

SMatthews
18-12-2018, 11:48 AM
Great but they’ll only get better now. As long as they take Poch and destroy Spurs then it’s not so bad.

dazthegooner
18-12-2018, 12:38 PM
Great but they’ll only get better now. As long as they take Poch and destroy Spurs then it’s not so bad.

Straight swap with Mourinho :)

Letters
18-12-2018, 01:11 PM
Straight swap with Mourinho :)

Wow. As if it's not possible for me to hate Spurs any more. Spurs + Mourinho *shudder*

Marc Overmars
18-12-2018, 01:26 PM
Laurent Blanc is being considered for an interim role. :lol:

fakeyank
18-12-2018, 03:08 PM
Wenger In! :pray:

Mac76
18-12-2018, 04:28 PM
Wenger In! :pray:

that would be utterly brilliant :lol:

but unlikely :(

Letters
18-12-2018, 04:33 PM
Wenger In! :pray:

:lol:

Agent Wenger :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
18-12-2018, 07:14 PM
http://ste.india.com/sites/default/files/2014/10/25/285532-arsene-wenger-waves700.jpg

Letters
18-12-2018, 07:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZGJ_uo_X58

:lol:

Marc Overmars
18-12-2018, 11:35 PM
Looks like Solskjaer is the front runner for the job. Just seems like they want to appease the fans for the remainder of the season then get someone proper in.

Globalgunner
19-12-2018, 05:12 AM
Good news for us. Solskjaer wont improve them much ad they'll certainly take a tonking from PSG

McNamara That Ghost...
19-12-2018, 06:24 AM
Or maybe not...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46612442

GP
19-12-2018, 11:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EovwYn0VAr0

Globalgunner
19-12-2018, 03:36 PM
Toxic personality disorder. Worst part is the fool doesn't know he has it. Man obviously has no close friends or family, not even his wife can tell him what an A-hole he is

Marc Overmars
28-03-2019, 09:24 AM
Solskjaer appointed on a 3 year deal.

Imagine they didn’t qualify for the CL now. :lol:

GP
28-03-2019, 09:35 AM
Honeymoon period is over.
Normal service resumes.

Mac76
30-03-2019, 09:49 AM
Can't believe they've given him the job after losing two games - please let them go on a really bad run now :lol:

SMatthews
30-03-2019, 10:42 AM
I think it’s because he’s lost two games they’ve given it to him - they’re hoping to get another ‘bounce’ effect that will secure CL football. The money they get for being in the CL easily covers his wages. Hopefully it’s a major fuck up on their part. Either way, Pochettino stays at Spurs next season.

Mac76
13-05-2019, 01:37 AM
Solshite admitting the wheels won't be coming back on anytime soon :haha:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48248090

Man ure board :pal:

Man ure fans :pal:

:haha: :haha:

Mac76
21-08-2020, 12:40 PM
Bighead in trouble again :lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53860014

McNamara That Ghost...
21-08-2020, 12:54 PM
What a GHEL.

He should get a life sentence but that'd probably help Man Utd I guess.

Also, his first name is Jacob? :haha:

dazthegooner
21-08-2020, 01:17 PM
From Paddy Power.. Harry Maguire has reportedly been arrested for fighting while on holiday in Greece.
Lawyers will use footage of his defending against Sevilla to argue that he has no awareness of his surroundings and couldn't possibly react quick enough to be involved in a fight.

Globalgunner
21-08-2020, 02:10 PM
From Paddy Power.. Harry Maguire has reportedly been arrested for fighting while on holiday in Greece.
Lawyers will use footage of his defending against Sevilla to argue that he has no awareness of his surroundings and couldn't possibly react quick enough to be involved in a fight.

If he headbutted anyone, that should be considered assault with a deadly weapon

Marc Overmars
25-08-2020, 04:59 PM
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12056434/harry-maguire-found-guilty-of-aggravated-assault-resisting-arrest-and-bribery

Maguire found guilty. :haha:

dazthegooner
25-08-2020, 06:03 PM
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12056434/harry-maguire-found-guilty-of-aggravated-assault-resisting-arrest-and-bribery

Maguire found guilty. :haha:

21 month suspended sentence...

Mac76
25-08-2020, 06:07 PM
One policeman alleged that while at the police station, Maguire said: "Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United. I am very rich. I can give you money. I can pay you. Please let us go."

His colleague added that Maguire had said to him: "Please, let me go. I am very rich. I can pay. I am the leader of Manchester United."

:haha:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53903703

GP
25-08-2020, 06:33 PM
Bribery? :lol:

Silly twat.

McNamara That Ghost...
25-08-2020, 07:05 PM
Slabhead. :haha:

£80 million for a crim.

Wow.

Mac76
26-08-2020, 10:11 AM
Slabhead out of the Ingerlurnd squad :haha:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53892235

GP
26-08-2020, 10:20 AM
Southgate :doh:

Why on earth would he pick him in the first place??

Mac76
27-08-2020, 03:01 PM
pogba :rose:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53932853

Letters
08-09-2020, 01:48 PM
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/adidas-and-manchester-united-reveal-new-third-kit-for-2020-21-season

:lol:

Their third kit. Zebra chic.

Mac76
08-09-2020, 02:06 PM
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/adidas-and-manchester-united-reveal-new-third-kit-for-2020-21-season

:lol:

Their third kit. Zebra chic.

Now that's bad - really bad

you can see the headlines now - 'Man Ure fans killed on zebra crossing' :lol:

GP
08-09-2020, 02:21 PM
I guess Maguire will feel at home in black and white stripes.

Globalgunner
08-09-2020, 04:10 PM
If you wear that kit to the Zoo. The Lions will be scrambling to get over the fence and attack you.

Niall_Quinn
08-09-2020, 04:18 PM
Looks like it has been hacked together with the seam at the front rather than the side. Horrific. How could anyone have signed off on that shit?

Mac76
08-09-2020, 06:33 PM
Looks like it has been hacked together with the seam at the front rather than the side. Horrific. How could anyone have signed off on that shit?

No idea, but given we have an alternative kit that looks like something worn for weeks in a slaughterhouse they're not the only moron out there

Marc Overmars
25-11-2021, 06:53 PM
Ralf Rangnick set to be appointed interim coach till the end of the season

GP
25-11-2021, 08:31 PM
Who?

Letters
25-11-2021, 08:43 PM
Who?

:gp:

dazthegooner
25-11-2021, 08:46 PM
Didn't he feature in one of the Thor movies? :unsure:

Mac76
01-02-2022, 01:26 PM
all the Man Ure fans celebrating Woodward going as though that means it will all be OK now... :haha:

Letters
17-03-2022, 05:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XrpQ_BBiYk

:haha:

Mac76
17-03-2022, 06:25 PM
:lol:

Marc Overmars
21-04-2022, 10:14 AM
Ten Hag officially appointed.

Good luck with that mess. :lol:

dazthegooner
21-04-2022, 10:36 AM
Well he won't be here before next season so no new manager syndrome against us Saturday :sarcy:

WMUG
26-04-2022, 09:07 AM
The title of this thread is now 2 managers out of date.

LDG
26-04-2022, 07:59 PM
Things don’t move as quick on GW as Utd Managers do. Or Spurs managers fwiw

McNamara That Ghost...
24-05-2022, 05:44 PM
Breaking news

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61563153

:haha:

GP
24-05-2022, 06:06 PM
It is known

Niall_Quinn
24-05-2022, 08:21 PM
Breaking news

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61563153

:haha:

They apologised for the one piece of truthful news they delivered over the last 50 years?

Letters
26-05-2022, 08:59 PM
They apologised for the one piece of truthful news they delivered over the last 50 years?

Yeah, everything else they've said is a lie.
Especially the two* stories you decried as fake news a couple of years ago both of which turned out to be entirely accurate.

(They were to do with an F1 race and I think a PL game being postponed because of the emerging Covid situation)

Niall_Quinn
27-05-2022, 12:30 AM
Yeah, everything else they've said is a lie.
Especially the two* stories you decried as fake news a couple of years ago both of which turned out to be entirely accurate.

(They were to do with an F1 race and I think a PL game being postponed because of the emerging Covid situation)

Oh fuck me! We actually went through that at the time and you got found out good and proper. Now you just come back and pretend that never happened. What a sad bloke you are.

Letters
27-05-2022, 05:49 AM
:lol: You genuinely seem to think that you saying things which aren’t true makes them true.
Just declaring yourself right isn’t an argument.

GP
01-06-2022, 12:15 PM
Utd Release Pogba on a free, re-sign him for a world record fee, then release him on a free again.

Worst transfer of all time?

dazthegooner
01-06-2022, 01:04 PM
Well I wouldn't use there account :yikes:

Xhaka Can’t
01-06-2022, 02:56 PM
Third time should be a charm.

selassie
20-08-2022, 11:00 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62608356


Casemiro: Manchester United agree £70m deal to sign Real Madrid midfielder

These lot throw money around like it's confetti. Casemiro is a World Class DM, but he's definitely on the way down and 70mill for a 30 year old on a 5 year deal playing him 350K per week, they are stuck with him and that hefty investment!

Mind you if he flops they will just blame it on the Glazers like they have with all their other flop signings, MUGS!

Mac76
28-10-2022, 09:03 AM
Antony :haha:

https://twitter.com/_halfspaces/status/1585718395244199936