Ugly Couple Split Up

[Letters]

No, not me and MrsL <_<

This couple.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393466/Ugly-people-dating-agencys-engaged-couple-split-up.html

[Nozza!]

Oi, fella, what's the point of posting this if you pre-empt the humourous replies?...

Back on topic any fool could have told you them it would never last because his hair is longer than hers...

[Chrissie]

Mrs L isn't ugly.

[Letters]

Mrs L isn't ugly.

She also has big boobs.
And makes excellent cake

:patrice:

[Chrissie]

She also has big boobs.
And makes excellent cake

:patrice:

:lol:

[Nozza!]

She also has big boobs.
And makes excellent cake

:patrice:


Oi, mush, you'll be broke before you know it - have you seen the price of flour?...

[V-Pig]

I've seen uglier.




For example, the old members picture thread.
:haha:


But only on my posts :(

[server too busy!]

She also has big boobs.
And makes excellent cake

:patrice:

HAve you tapped that yet?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Going by the proposal thread a couple of weeks ago, I'm guessing, no.

[Letters]

HAve you tapped that yet?

Oh do grow up. :rolleyes:
What are you, 14?

[V-Pig]

That's a no.

[Xhaka Can’t]

More to the point, that's a no from a guy who really wants it to be a yes.

[GP]

He did motorboat her when she wasn't looking.

[MissHandbag]

Oh do grow up. :rolleyes:
What are you, 14?

Quite agree. That kind of TYpo at his age is outrageous.

[server too busy!]

Oh do grow up. :rolleyes:
What are you, 14?

Have you touched her goodies at least?

[Letters]

More to the point, that's a no from a guy who really wants it to be a yes.

Having seen your missus I'm sure the opposite applies with you.

:coffee:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Oh dear.

Just bang her and get it out of your system.

edit: Oh and doggy style ftw!

[server too busy!]

oh shizzle, that is cutting from Letters!

If thats GBs missus in his avatar thingy then me no comprende, she would get

[Xhaka Can’t]

oh shizzle, that is cutting from Letters!

If thats GBs missus in his avatar thingy then me no comprende, she would get

Sadly, no.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Don't get all the repression here.

You're with a bird, you bang her, big deal - it isn't like it is something to be ashamed of.

[The Wengerbabies]

Don't get all the repression here.

You're with a bird, you bang her, big deal - it isn't like it is something to be ashamed of.
Hebrews 13:4
"Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral."

tbh

[Chrissie]

Don't get all the repression here.

You're with a bird, you bang her, big deal - it isn't like it is something to be ashamed of.

If you like sex.......

[Xhaka Can’t]

If you like sex.......

You offering?

I have plans, but I can cancel!

PM me :ninja:

[Letters]

You offering?

I have plans, but I can cancel!

PM me :ninja:

Don't say no if she asks for anal. That's a world of trouble.

[Chrissie]

You offering?

I have plans, but I can cancel!

PM me :ninja:

Haha! You know what I meant. If you haven't had it you don't miss it!

[LDG]

:haha:

Good work chaps. Good work.