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Bumble
12-12-2014, 09:17 PM
Wow we have a game tomorrow and no one is bothered haha. then again I suppose we have so few players available for any v nversations to be pointless.

Anyway players unavailable ospina, monreal, koscielny, chambers Walcott Arteta Ramsey wilshere ozil diaby

So not bad start. We could have a back four with two right back a left back and an out of form centre back. Team I guess
Szczensy
Bellerin debuchy mert Gibbs
Carzorla flamini the ox
Sanchez Giroud welbeck

Not sure what else to do. Pod and Campbell on the bench go be brought on in 85th minute.

Newcastle are missing Taylor sissoko and aarons.

Could be a few goals and Sanchez to rescue us 3-1

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 08:22 AM
Wow we have a game tomorrow and no one is bothered haha. then again I suppose we have so few players available for any v nversations to be pointless.

Anyway players unavailable ospina, monreal, koscielny, chambers Walcott Arteta Ramsey wilshere ozil diaby

So not bad start. We could have a back four with two right back a left back and an out of form centre back. Team I guess
Szczensy
Bellerin debuchy mert Gibbs
Carzorla flamini the ox
Sanchez Giroud welbeck

Not sure what else to do. Pod and Campbell on the bench go be brought on in 85th minute.

Newcastle are missing Taylor sissoko and aarons.

Could be a few goals and Sanchez to rescue us 3-1

FFS look at that team.! And that really is probably the best team we could put out. We are a joke club.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
13-12-2014, 09:26 AM
0-2

hopefully

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 09:37 AM
Nah! I still think we`ll win. 2-1

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
13-12-2014, 10:41 AM
We've got a good record against the jail breakers so I'm going to predict a win....much in the same way as predicting our struggles against Stoke....it isn't that hard to see. Given Podolski's productivity in the final third, it is quite unfortunate he has not played a lot more games. Yes I know he doesn't like turning 180 and running back but it's not as if our defending this year has been exemplary anyway and I'd kind of rather teams attack our left side than right anyway. Especially when Walcott is out, Podolski is one of a kind in terms of his finishing and his delivery is exceptional.


-----------------Sneezy-----------------

Speedy--Debauchery----Merk----Gibbs

-----Yellowcard--------Cazorla---------

CHE-------------The Ox--------Podolski

----------------Welbeck-----------------

Munchies
13-12-2014, 11:37 AM
lol Wenget has confirmed that Debuchy will start at CB

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 12:22 PM
lol Wenget has confirmed that Debuchy will start at CB

He's done it again! :doh:

He could have started Alexis at CB, instead he goes for the half measure and plays Debuchy there.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 02:36 PM
What is the point of an academy if you never use the players there. Some of these kids are already in their 20s. If none of them can be called upon to do a job at CB better than a 5`8" RB that just coming back from a long injury layoff then close the bloody academy down.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
13-12-2014, 02:40 PM
What is the point of an academy if you never use the players there. Some of these kids are already in their 20s. If none of them can be called upon to do a job at CB better than a 5`8" RB that just coming back from a long injury layoff then close the bloody academy down.

we promoted stefan o'connor into the squad because we were impressed with him, and yet he's been given not one chance to prove himself

Xhaka Can’t
13-12-2014, 02:54 PM
What exactly is the point of our Academy?

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 03:57 PM
Our academy players are dead too. Hayden's just returned to training. And Gnabry is currently visiting Diaby in the phantom zone.

Basically, we need to start calling that dodgy Spanish doctor who turned Ronaldo, Messi and the Spanish national team into machines or else we'll be stuck in injury hell forever.

That, or advanced horse placenta.

If we click up front, we should win today. Podolski at least deserves this one chance to start I think. If we start poorly, it'll be another fruitless slog.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 04:36 PM
As expected:

Arsenal: Szczesny, Bellerin, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Flamini, Cazorla, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alexis, Welbeck, Giroud
Subs: Martinez, Ajayi, Coquelin, Maitland-Niles, Campbell, Podolski, Sanogo

Newcastle: Alnwick; Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett; Tiote, Colback; Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi; Cisse
Subs: Woodman, Haidara, Anita, Vuckic, Cabella, Armstrong, Riviere


Podolski :lol:.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 04:46 PM
So who will be injured pre-match today? And which players will be forced off during the game?

Ox showing some form; he's definitely in for it today. Debuchy just back from an injury; this one's a no-brainer. And then Cazorla just for a laugh as he's been injury-free for a few months. Sanchez might get thrown in as a bonus just as he completes his sublime hat-trick in the 94th minute.

Munchies
13-12-2014, 05:08 PM
hd stream

http://streamfifamatches.tv/ch4ustream.php

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:11 PM
Lee Mason the ref.

They're all terrible, but Mason is just an absolute clown.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:35 PM
LITERALLY no-one here.

Arsenal :rose:.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 05:36 PM
Ouch!

GP
13-12-2014, 05:36 PM
How is that not a red ffs??

GP
13-12-2014, 05:36 PM
Lee Mason the ref.

They're all terrible, but Mason is just an absolute clown.

Oh right..

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 05:36 PM
Tiote is a cunt.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 05:37 PM
Anybody taking bets on how many red card offences Tiote gets away with today

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:38 PM
Tiote getting away with a disgusting challenge.

Referees at their best again.

Welbeck to be sent off for his first smile.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:38 PM
BFG heads against the bar.

GP
13-12-2014, 05:41 PM
Fuck off Mason you aborted mongo baby

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:42 PM
Sanchez pubs up a break.

GP
13-12-2014, 05:44 PM
GIROUDDDD!!!!!!!


We've really missed him

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:44 PM
BIF!!!!!!!

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:45 PM
We've really missed him

Beloved by all Arsenal fans.

GP
13-12-2014, 05:46 PM
FUCK OFF MASON!

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 05:47 PM
Fucking joke!! that's 2-0 all day long.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 05:47 PM
That's blatant cheating by Mason. Doesn't get more obvious, apart from every other one of the fat cunt's decisions. Excellent goal. 2-0 in the real world, 1-0 in the shady world of the PL.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:47 PM
Great finish by Welbz. Chalked off by that useless turd Mason. Janmaat fell over.

We should be 2-0 up against ten men.

Instead, Mason is still in a job.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 05:49 PM
It'll even itself up when Mikel punches somebody in the face, whips his dick out and pisses on his victim and the ref waves play on.

GP
13-12-2014, 05:51 PM
FFS MASON!

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 05:51 PM
WTF Mason!!!!!!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 05:51 PM
Pretty obvious what Mason's game is today. No pretence at all of impartiality.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:54 PM
These decisions will even themselves up when Chelsea are awarded three free pelanties in their next game while their opponents are reduced to six men for passing to each other.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 05:57 PM
Nice run from bellerin

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 05:59 PM
Bellerin is really good.

WUMger will reward him by dropping him until we play Bayern and then play him in goal.

GP
13-12-2014, 06:01 PM
Almost rlly gud

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:01 PM
That was nice. Unlucky.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:01 PM
Oooooooohhhhhhh.

Nearly brilliant.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:02 PM
Stupid free kick to give away FFS!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:03 PM
LOL - no problems giving the FKs against us.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:03 PM
FUCK! nearly 1-1

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:03 PM
Good save Ches - but what awful defending again.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:04 PM
Newcastle are getting in to this now. We must pick up the pace.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:04 PM
FFS Mason!

GP
13-12-2014, 06:05 PM
Fuck off you Phil Mitchell looking spastic cunt!

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:06 PM
Just fuck off mason!!!!!!!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:07 PM
Great dive after a nothing tap. Mason almost falls over trying to get his card out. Bellerin booked for doing 5% of what Tiote does on every challenge.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:08 PM
Fucking joke!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:08 PM
That should be a booking for the foul and a second booking and red for kicking the ball away. Plus it's a penalty.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:08 PM
That's a pelanty.

Just fuck off.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:09 PM
No yellow :rolleyes:

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:09 PM
Foul was NOWHERE near where the ball has been placed.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:10 PM
We need a second.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:11 PM
Newcastle have been allowed to do what they like by mason

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:12 PM
Newcastle have been allowed to do what they like by mason

It'll even itself up when Wenger gets sent to the stands for doing his coat up.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:13 PM
oooooooooooooooo

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:13 PM
Our corners :haha:

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:13 PM
If Newcastle get back into this it will be exclusively down to Mason.

You can't blame Wenger today. We've played well, had a goal ruled out, been denied a pel and generally had everything given against us.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:16 PM
Only a minute left for Mason to grab the ball, run into our box, dive and award Newcastle a pen.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:16 PM
Only 1-0 HT, should've been more.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:16 PM
HT 3-0 :bow:

Although Mason thinks it's only 1-0 for some weird reason.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:23 PM
What a brilliant cross that was for the goal.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:23 PM
Wenger out.

Mason in.

Cheating in.

Corruption in.

Arteta sent off for scratching his nose.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:33 PM
starting the second half slowly :doh:

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:35 PM
no booking :haha:

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:35 PM
Cheating again from Mason. It's blatant.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 06:37 PM
Bellerin has been ready to play at RB for weeks. There was absolutely no need to beast Chambers at RB. Both players would have been much better in their respective positions of RB and CB by now

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:40 PM
Great goal!!!!!!!!

GP
13-12-2014, 06:40 PM
What a goal!

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:40 PM
CAZORLA!!!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:40 PM
Well finished Santi. Great assist from Alexis.

2-0

A Gunner
13-12-2014, 06:41 PM
2 - 0

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:41 PM
What a finish :bow:.

Sanchez assist again :bow:.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:41 PM
"tough on Newcastle" wtf NQ fuck off!

GP
13-12-2014, 06:42 PM
"tough on Newcastle" wtf NQ fuck off!

N_Q :doh:

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:42 PM
mason :haha: :haha: :haha:

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
Astonishing. Ox booked for... nothing.

GP
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
Booked for that :haha:

Mason is so corrupt

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
Lovely goal. The kind of goal you can see developing and hopes it comes through. When it does, it is like poetry. Sweet

GP
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
GIROUDDDDDD!!!!!!!

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
Supurb goal!!!!1

A Gunner
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
3 - 0

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:43 PM
BIF!!!!!!!!!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:44 PM
3-0 Bif

Tough shit Mason!

GP
13-12-2014, 06:44 PM
What a finish!

GP
13-12-2014, 06:44 PM
Bif is great.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:44 PM
mason will surely do his best to make this a 3-3 game.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:45 PM
Alexis fouled every time he touches the ball.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:45 PM
Yay!! tiotit gets booked :faint:

GP
13-12-2014, 06:45 PM
How is Tiote still on the pitch??

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:45 PM
Tiote finally booked for his 933rd red card offence.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:45 PM
We have two bookings for virtually nothing.

Tiote dragon kick laughed off.

Mason will be looking to get the draw or even the win for Newcastle.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:45 PM
How is Tiote still on the pitch??

Mason's the ref

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:46 PM
awwwww poor free kick

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:46 PM
alexis FOULED EVERYTIME

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:47 PM
They're just kicking Alexis all over the pitch. One booking so far - might pick up another one in the 93rd min.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:47 PM
I hope Sanchez lands a two-footer on Mason's face during his celebration if he scores.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:49 PM
FUCK OFF!!

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:49 PM
Farcical goal. straight through the defence, no challenge at all.

3-1

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:49 PM
same old arsenal :rolleyes:

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:50 PM
NQ desperately hoping it finishes 3-3 twat.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:50 PM
Santi had time to take a touch there.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:51 PM
NQ desperately hoping it finishes 3-3 twat.

He's a complete embarrassment to me.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:51 PM
He's a complete embarrassment to me.

:lol: :gp:

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:51 PM
Wasteful from Flamini.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:54 PM
Alexis is gonna get sent off if he's not careful.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 06:55 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 06:55 PM
How did we not pub that in? :haha:

GP
13-12-2014, 06:55 PM
Arsenal are rlly gud

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:55 PM
Gibbs just wide. Comical defending from Newcastle.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:58 PM
72 mins. Time for the sub.

Podolski for Giroud.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 06:59 PM
Der hammer coming on for Giroud

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 06:59 PM
Poor defending by Bellerin

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:00 PM
More poor defending by Bellerin. He's good going forward, not good at all at the back.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:01 PM
I think we're going for the draw atm.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:02 PM
Bellerin going through a bad patch at the moment.

A Gunner
13-12-2014, 07:03 PM
Didn't Bellerin came to us as a midfielder?

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:03 PM
ooooooooooooo

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:04 PM
Welbz :doh:.

GP
13-12-2014, 07:04 PM
That fuck are you doing Welbeck??!?

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:04 PM
Really poor break there. Welbeck didn't use his head.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 07:04 PM
Welbeck with a pub touch to screw up a 4th goal

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:05 PM
Mason gives a random FK to Newcastle.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:07 PM
our defence :lol: :ilt:

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:08 PM
fuck off cannoloni!

GP
13-12-2014, 07:09 PM
Fuck off Welbeck

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:10 PM
"one arsene wenger" chants :lol:

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:11 PM
Welbeck has been rubbish today.

Get Sanogo on.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 07:12 PM
If Welbeck doesn't improve his 1st touch under pressure. He`ll never be a top player

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:13 PM
Alexis off for Coquelin.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:13 PM
Penalty!

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 07:13 PM
"one arsene wenger" chants :lol:

Maybe they're ironic chants?
Coquelin on. Hopefully to kick Tiote in the nuts and get sent off

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:14 PM
Clear pen. Actually given as well.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:14 PM
We've got a pelanty! :faint:

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:14 PM
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A Gunner
13-12-2014, 07:14 PM
4 - 1

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:14 PM
Piss take on a pen from Santi. Fortunately it goes in.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:14 PM
Goal machine Cazorla :bow:.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:15 PM
We've got a pelanty! :faint:

Hopefully Arteta didn't get a red for that.

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:15 PM
another "tough for Newcastle" comment :rolleyes:

"a flattering scoreline" :rolleyes:

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:15 PM
Commentators are a bit pissed off with this.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:17 PM
Podolski's hammer of a foot :bow:.

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:17 PM
Ox off Niles on.

Globalgunner
13-12-2014, 07:17 PM
4-4 Its on!

Wenger blooding players. Project Yoof!

adzzzbatch
13-12-2014, 07:17 PM
yet another "tough for Newcastle" :rolleyes:

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:19 PM
Niles on.

We shouldn't psychoanalyse his performance.

A Gunner
13-12-2014, 07:19 PM
4 - 1 FT

Niall_Quinn
13-12-2014, 07:21 PM
FT 4-1

Pretty straightforward. Clinical in front of goal today, makes a huge difference.

Or, if you listen to Sky - flattering, poor, poor Newcastle, so unlucky.

Mason a joke.

Master Splinter
13-12-2014, 07:21 PM
Even the BBC are saying this is flattering for us.

Piss of you morons.

If not for Mason, it would have been a deserved 8-1. And that's with our defence and midfield completely dead too.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
13-12-2014, 08:17 PM
Up the arse. About time we over took the two pretenders in front....