Wimbledon 2016 (27th Jun - 10 July)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Feed in Djokovic's side.

He has Pella up first, Djokovic has Ward. :lol:

Muzza has Broady. :popcorn:

He has Krygios has his potential Fourth Round opponent which might not be too much fun.

[Master Splinter]

Predictions:

Djokovic and Muguruza.

[Niall_Quinn]

Predictions:

Bjork and Douglas Reyholm.

[GP]

It's Reynholm, you fucking degenerate.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's Reynholm, you fucking degenerate.

Wasn't talking about you, you fucking yoghurt.

[Kano]

James Ward 5-0 to Djok in the first set :lol:

[Kano]

6-0 first set, 3-0 second but to his credit comes back to lose 7-6 in the second set. A least putting up a bit of a struggle now.

[Kano]

Edmund out in straight sets.

Ferrer through in three as well.

[Kano]

6-4 final set, Ward dumped out as expected.

[Kano]

Brit Marcus Willis, ranked 772 in the world, two sets up against world 54 Berankis!

Fed most likely up next should he see it out :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Willis up 3-2 with a break in the third set!

Berankis will probably cut himself after the match.

Willis is the ultimate pub-teamer. :bow:

[Kano]

Chubby Willis pubs it theough, 6-3, 6-3, 6-4!

:bow:

Fed should've stayed retired.

[Kano]

Fed getting ready for Willis, pubbing along 7-6, 7-6 against Pella.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed is on BBC Two.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chardy dumps out Monfils. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed isn't moving around like an old git. Still, it's only the First Round.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two break points for the old goat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed takes it and will serve for the match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed wins 7-6 (7-5) 7-6 (7-3) 6-3! :bow:

[Kano]

Muzza out on court for his first round match.

[Kano]

6-2 first set to Murray.

[Kano]

6-2, 6-3, 6-4, Muzza goes through

[Kano]

Djok through in three.

Willis on to obliterate Fed in a moment.

[Kano]

6-0, 6-3 Fed so far.

McEnroe commentating like a cock as usual.

[Kano]

Fed flukes his way through 6-0, 6-3, 6-4

He actually dropped games against the world 772 :lol:

It will tarnish his career now :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willis is the GOAT. Well based on the BBC's commentary anyway.

[Kano]

Muguruza dumped out 6-3, 6-2 :lol:

Muzza 6-3, 4-2 up against Lu

[Kano]

6-2 Murray second set

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How does Garry Richardson still have a job?

Muzza won 6-3 6-2 6-1.

Radwanska beats Konjuh 6-2 4-6 9-7. :o

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bouchard dumps Konta out 6-3 1-6 6-1.

[Kano]

Del Porto and Wawrinka hammering the shit out of each other.

DP leaing 3-6, 6-3, 7-6 (7-2) at the moment. Likely to be a five setter.

[Kano]

Wawrinka dumped out in the second round :lol:

6-3 final set to Del Potro.

How far can these creepy eyes go in the tournament?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Serena beats McHale 6-7 (7-9) 6-2 6-4.

Fed and Evans are on court now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Serena :bow:

What a man!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed breaks in the first game. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed breaks again, 3-0. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Querrey is up a set and a break on Djokovic! :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

SABR. :haha:

Querrey serving for the second set!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Querrey takes the second set 6-1 and leads 2-0!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Djokovic :haha:.

WTF?!?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now they're off for the rain. Conspiracy!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed takes the first set 6-4 and is up a break in the second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed is blasting it out there.

Takes the second set 6-2.

Fed is pro-Brexit tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed's drop half volleys. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed breaks again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Double break, 4-1 in the third set.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed serving for the match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed wins 6-4 6-2 6-2! :bow:

[Kano]

Wimbledon on Sunday :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic breaks. :rolleyes:

[Kano]

He's going to jam his way out of this isn't he?

4-0

[Kano]

Rain break again :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's the same people in the Royal Box on the middle Saturday every year.

Beckham.
Hoy.
Judy Murray. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic and Querrey back on. Querrey got one of the breaks back. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great backhand down the line from Querrey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic takes the third set 6-3. :sick:

[Kano]

Light rain halting play but both players still on court.

Defending champion and world number one stuck out on court one :lol:

[Kano]

Suspended again!

[Kano]

And back out again

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why did Senilovic leave that one?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two break points for Querrey!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Both saved.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Querrey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce again. Fuck sake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant from Djkovic on a low, low, drop volley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic holds. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Querrey has to save break points this time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic breaks and will serve for the fourth. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-30...

Thought that was in. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He didn't have challenges left, that's why he didn't challenge you mugs.

Two break points for Querrey!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Querrey breaks back, 5-5! :haha:

Djokovic's volley. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Querrey holds, Djokovic serving to stay in the match!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Play suspended again.

[Kano]

British weather :doh:

Djok catches a lucky break again ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Back on and it is tie-break time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WTF was that Querrey?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-3 at the changeover! :o

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-5, Djokovic serving.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two match points!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saved with an ace. Querrey can serve it out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Querrey dumps Djokovic out 7-6 (8-6) 6-1 3-6 7-6 (7-5)!!!!

:haha:

Finally the reign of terror is over!!!

[Letters]

Wow! Over to you, Murray :popcorn:

[Letters]

Wow! Over to you, Murray :popcorn:

Who promptly loses a service game which would have put him 2 sets up :doh:

[Kano]

Jesus Jones reference by Courier :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza wins 6-3 7-5 6-2.

[Master Splinter]

Djokovic :haha:.

How did that happen?

Querrey to get dumped out in straight sets on the next round.

[Master Splinter]

Predictions:

Djokovic and Muguruza.

MS :haha:.

[Kano]

Stick that alongside Turkey and Austria.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Isner (and Tsonga for that matter) at it again, 9-9 in the fifth. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pouille puts out Del Potro 6-7 (4-7) 7-6 (8-6) 7-5 6-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

14-14 now. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga breaks and will serve for the match!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga wins 19-17 in the fifth!

[Kano]

Fed goes through in 3 against Steve Johnson, Cilic up next for him in quarters.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Murray takes the first set 7-5 against Nick Krygios, 88% first serve percentage but no points won on second serve and Murray is winning 75% of points on both first and second serve.

[Kano]

Kyrgios falling to pieces in the second set, 6-1.

Tsonga up next after Gasquet pulled up in their game with a back injury.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza won 7-5 6-1 6-4.

Aussies. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Berdych 2 sets to 1 up against Vesely.

Leading 4-1 in the fourth set.

3 match points at 6-5 and 0-40 on Vesely's serve.

Then 6-1 up in the tie-break.

Vesely eventually wins the tie-break 11-9 to tie the match at 2-2.

Play called off for the day.

Berdych :haha: :haha:.

Berdych went to the bottle bank and realised he had no bottle, then slipped on the road on the way home, got run over by a truck, got mugged by a dwarf and finally was stabbed by a squirrel.

[Master Splinter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/36709227

Hingis :bow:.

And yes, Paes still exists.

[Thierrymon]

Muzza won 7-5 6-1 6-4.

Aussies. :haha:

:sulk:

[Kano]

Berdych fumbles his way through 6-3 in the final set of his match.

[Kano]

Perfect start for Cilic in the first quarter final, takes the first set from Federer 7-6 (7-4).

[Kano]

Raonic 6-4 against Querry in the other quarter, 2-1 second set, on serve.

[Kano]

Fed broken in the second, 2-1, Cilic to serve next :popcorn:

[Kano]

6-4 Cilic in the second, Fed dumped some sloppy winnable shots into the net in that last game.

Pensioner Fed going to have to go to five to get through this :rose:

[Kano]

Looking like Raonic going through too, takes the second set 7-5.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh dear Fed.

[Kano]

Fed finally gets a break from Cilic's beast like serving, 5-3, third set.

[Kano]

Fed seals the set on serve, 6-3.

Can the old joints hold up for a comeback?

[Kano]

Querrey finally breaks Raonic and just about holds to take the third 7-5.

[Kano]

March point Cilic, can Fed save his ass?

[Kano]

And he does. Just.

5-5.

[Kano]

Match point again for Cilic.

[Kano]

Saved again.

[Kano]

6-6, tie-break on the way.

[Kano]

Fed :doh:

[Kano]

Raonic into the semi's beating Querrey 6-4, 7-5, 5-7, 6-4.

[Kano]

Set point Fed after Cilic double faults :doh:

[Kano]

9-9 on the tie-break, Fed one more serve.

[Kano]

Cilic ballsed it up :doh:

[Kano]

Fed wins the fourth 7-6 (11-9)!

[Kano]

Fed breaks to lead 5-3. Out next to serve for the match.

[Kano]

Fed wins! :faint:

6-7 (4-7), 4-6, 6-3, 7-6 (11-9), 6-3

Cilic, you utter buffoon.

[Kano]

Raonic v Federer in semi-final one on Friday.

[Kano]

Berdych takes the first set against Pouille, 7-6 (7-4).

[Kano]

Berdych snoozing along to a 5-2 lead in the second.

Murray 4-2 up on Tsonga, first set.

[Kano]

Tsonga has broken back, 5-5, 15-15 Tsonga serving, as it stands.

[Kano]

Tsonga drops three sets points :doh:

Muzza takes the first 7-6 (12-10)

[Kano]

Berdych beats Pouille 7-6, 6-3, 6-2

Winner faces Muzza/Tsonga.

[Kano]

Tsonga was always going to struggle to keep that level up, never usually can.

Broken in second game 2-0 Muzza, heading for 3-0.

[Kano]

Tsonga is a broken man. Twice in fact.

6-1 second set.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga took the third set 6-3. Just broken back, it's on serve in the fourth!

Beast hitting from Tsonga!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also, Fed. :bow:

What a fucking legend.

Nobody has won more Slam matches now. :bow:

[Kano]

Just back from my run. Sounds like Tsonga is playing as he did in he first set.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga is almost at the level against Federer in 2011 but still overall a bit shaky.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point Muzza.

Tsonga. :lol:

QED.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a backhand down the line to save it. :haha:

[Kano]

Too casual again from Tsonga.

Break point again for Murray.

[Kano]

Muzza :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The net saves Tsonga's life. :haha:

Deuce again.

[Kano]

And a third break point for Murray.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Muzza.

Roddick-esque rush to the net from Tsonga there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a shot from Tsonga, how did he dig that out?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga holds, 4-4! :bow:

[Kano]

Murray blows it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Outstanding crosscourt backhand pass from Tsonga.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ridiculous attempt at a dropshot from Murray.

Deuce.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Tsonga. Wow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Incredible! Tsonga breaks and will serve for the fourth!

[Kano]

If he didn't have a breakdown every other set, this is how good Tsonga can be. Bloody hell.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza having it out with the umpire. Fairly sure it went in so he's doing you a favour mate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This Tsonga has been hiding for way too long.

Only comes out once every few years or so.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga takes the fourth set 6-4!

On to a fifth!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza leads 3-0 in the fifth. :lol:

[Kano]

Tsonga needs to take this game or its lights out for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from Tsonga on game point.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza breaks again.

That's the Tsonga we know.

[Kano]

On and off as usual. Great chance for the final blown with Berdych up next.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tsonga going for the bagel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza wins 7-6 (12-10) 6-1 3-6 5-6 6-1.

Berdych next for him. :lol:

Straight sets.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Castle saying when Murray wins Wimbledon.

Twat.

[Kano]

Murray/Raonic final.

[Kano]

Vesnina broken in first two service games against Serena :lol:

3-0 Serena

Women's tennis :rolleyes:

[Kano]

6-2 first set.

And Vesnina broken again in her first service game in the second :lol:

[Kano]

Serena into the final, 6-2 6-0.

Absolute joke of a semi done in 48 minutes.

[Kano]

Just as ridiculously, four breaks of serve between Venus and Kerber, 2-2, first set. Not through a high level of play either.

[Kano]

Make that five breaks. 3-2 Kerber.

[Kano]

6-4 Kerber first set.

7 breaks of serve :lol:

[Kano]

Kerber wins through 6-4 in the second, saving us from an all Williams final.

[Kano]

First break goes to Raonic against Fed, 3-1

[Kano]

Raonic takes the first set 6-3.

If Fed is going to win, I think it's going to have to be another five setter.

[Kano]

Fed drops two set points, one to go

[Kano]

Raonic battles back to deuce

[Kano]

Sweet backhand sets up a fourth set point for Fed

[Kano]

Saved again after Fed shanks it

[Kano]

Well played Ranoic, takes the game, 5-5

[Kano]

6-6, into a tie-break we go

[Kano]

Fed takes the set, 7-6 (7-3)!

One set apiece.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed. :bow:

Sort it out Old Man.

[Kano]

Fed with a break point

[Kano]

Raonic :doh:

Fed breaks, 4-3

[Kano]

Fed sees it out, 6-4 second set.

Do or die for Raonic now.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Surely no other player in modern times has made as many Wimbledon finals as Federer

Much as I want Murray to win this, would also be fantastic if Federer wins eight Wimbledon title.

[Kano]

Fed stepping it up again, two break points

[Kano]

Saved. Deuce

[Kano]

Held by Raonic, 3-2

[Kano]

Another break point for Fed at 4-4, 30-40 :popcorn:

[Kano]

Saved again by the serve

[Kano]

Raonic holds again, keeps hanging on in there

[Kano]

Another half chance wasted by Raonic, Fed holds, 5-5

[Kano]

Fed double faults his way from 40-0 into deuce

[Kano]

Set point for Raonic!

[Kano]

Saved

[Kano]

Stunning return! Set point again

[Kano]

Saved again by Fed

[Kano]

Another great return off Feds second serve, back to deuce

[Kano]

Set point to Raonic for the third time.

[Kano]

And he takes it 7-5!

Into a fifth

[Kano]

Old man Fed needing a leg massage :lol:

[Kano]

Fed left sprawled on the turf, break point Raonic.

Trainer out again for Fed, the ole pins starting to creak

[Kano]

Sneaky delay tactics by Fed as he saves the break.

[Kano]

Double fault again by Fed, break point again for Raonic

[Kano]

What a point! :bow:

Great net play by Fed but Raonic takes the break!

3-1

[Kano]

Raonic holds for 4-1

Time running out for the OAP

[Kano]

Another cracking return from Raonic, break point again

[Kano]

Saved

[Kano]

And another bp

[Kano]

Saved again!

[Kano]

Fed holds to avoid being terminated in the fifth.

4-2, in Raonic's hands to lose from here

[Master Splinter]

Raonic has really gone to a new level here. He's playing shots he's never played before and mentally, he hasn't dropped his level either.

[Kano]

He was flagging in the fourth but kept battling away. Could've been different if Fed hadn't of dropped his serve when 40-0 up, with two double faults. His first serve hasn't been the same since.

[Kano]

5-3

Over to you Raonic

[Kano]

Raonic sees it out and wins!

6-3, 6-7 (3-7), 4-6, 7-5, 6-3

:bow:

Fed :rose:

[Master Splinter]

Raonic :bow:.

Federer :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Will Muzza finally get to play an opponent not called Federer or Djokovic in a Slam final?

[Kano]

Murray v Berdych up next.

No chance Tomas :lol:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Fair play to Raonic with that thunderbolt serving, taken him a while to get to his first grand slam final. If Murray chokes against Berdych I hope he wins on Sunday.

[Kano]

Murray breaks Berdych in his first service game :lol:

2-0

[Kano]

And he breaks back :lol:

Murray :doh:

[Kano]

Muzza breaks again, 5-3

[Kano]

First set to Murray 6-3

[Kano]

Andy 6-3 in the second.

4-1 in the third.

Straight forward as expected.

[Kano]

Nice and simple.

6-3 6-3 6-3

Murray v Raonic on Sunday.

[Özim]

One of the worst semi final performances I've ever seen by Berdych, he should be ashamed of himself, so many errors, poor serving and no real fight.

Terrible semi final.

[Kano]

Which is why he's only ever been in one final.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed. :(

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

One of the worst semi final performances I've ever seen by Berdych, he should be ashamed of himself, so many errors, poor serving and no real fight.

Terrible semi final.

Meh...Murray still would have beaten him

[Kano]

That's one way to ruin a Maya Angelou poem.

[Kano]

Good women's final so far. Kerber's defensive this tournament has been insane.

[Kano]

First break of serve gives Serena the first set, 7-5

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Grim.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point Kerber!

[Kano]

Saved ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce. :rolleyes:

[Kano]

And game Serena :rolleyes:

[Kano]

Serena breaks again, 5-3

[Kano]

The reign of terror continues

7-5, 6-3 Serena

[Letters]

Serena :bow:

She has great tits too.

[Letters]

Good women's final so far. Kerber's defensive this tournament has been insane.

Kerber was brilliant but what do you do about that serve? :wacko:

[Kano]

Kerber was brilliant but what do you do about that serve? :wacko:

Get out of the way.

[Letters]

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/36756256

:lol:

How about no.

[Master Splinter]

Final just started. 2-1 to Raonic on serve.

Early break point seen out by Raonic, but Muzza seems to have a clear lock on his serve already.

[Master Splinter]

Murray breaks to go 4-3 up!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muzza takes the first set 6-4.

Raonic. :lol:

What was the point being mean to an old man?

[Master Splinter]

Murray takes the first set 6-4!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Raonic still incessantly runs around his backhand.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break points come and go for Muzza.

Raonic holds, 4-5 he leads in the second.

[Master Splinter]

How many chances does Muzza want? This set should be over.

5-4 Raonic on serve in the second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Murray serving to stay in the second set.