This Weekend's Fixtures,, 30 Sep, 01/02 Oct.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Friday, 30th September 2016
Everton v Crystal Palace, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss2hd.gif

Saturday, 1st October 2016
Swansea v Liverpool, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss2hd.gif
Hull v Chelsea, 15:00
Sunderland v West Brom, 15:00
Watford v Bournemouth, 15:00
West Ham v Middlesbrough, 15:00

Sunday, 2nd October 2016
Man Utd v Stoke, 12:00 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Leicester v Southampton, 14:15
Tottenham v Man City, 14:15 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Burnley v Arsenal, 16:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37499454

Come on Citeh.

[Globalgunner]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37499454

Come on Citeh.

Absolutely!. But who do you fancy tonight?

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Neverton.

And yes that allows me to be right whatever the circumstance.

[Globalgunner]

OK Boss

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Lukaku interview with Henry.

Lukaku. :lol:

What an arrogant dick

[Globalgunner]

They should have asked Emile Heskey to interview him. They have a lot more in common.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Stekelenburg; Coleman, Williams, Jagielka, Oviedo; Barry, Gueye, Cleverley, Barkley, Bolasie; Lukaku.
Subs: Joel, Mirallas, Lennon, Valencia, Funes Mori, Davies, Holgate.

Crystal Palace: Mandanda, Ward, Delaney, Tomkins, Kelly; Ledley, McArthur, Zaha, Puncheon, Townsend; Benteke.
Subs: Hennessey, Fryers, Flamini, Cabaye, Lee, Wickham, Campbell.

[Globalgunner]

Benteke v Lukaku...battle of the Belgian lumps......I actually felt Benteke was good at one time.

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Bolasie crosses it in, great cross but Lukaku has his it taken just away from him.

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Barkley. :haha:

Koeman will drop his name in the post-match interview again.

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Oviedo offside so no pelanty. Clear foul though. :lol:

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Great freekick Townsend.

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1-0 Lukaku

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Hand ball from Jagielka to get that FK. :lol:

Pardiola is going to be furious.

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1-1 Bentekkers.

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Gueye should've scored.

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Bentekkers booked.

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Disallowed goal for Delaney.

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I cannot see why that was disallowed.

Ridiculous refereeing.

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Bolasie goes for the overhead, doesn't work.

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Ah ok now I can see why it was disallowed.

Me. :lol:

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Barry flicked header turned away on the line by Puncheon.

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Barkley beats a man, gets everybody excited, final ball hits the next man in front of him. :lol:

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Townsend booked.

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Barkley hauled off, Mirallas on.

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McArthur off, Kebab on.

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Terrible tackle from Bolasie, booked.

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Neverton 1-1 Palace, FT. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley hauled off, Mirallas on.

Build a bench around him.

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Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Amat, van der Hoorn, Naughton; Britton, Cork, Fer; Routledge, Sigurdsson, Borja.

Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino.

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Swansea 1-0 Liverpool, FER!

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Cork just gets a feather of a volley, easy enough for Garrus.

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Lallana off injured, Sturridge on.

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Henderson booked.

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Borja misses another sitter!

Liverpool's defending on set pieces is funny.

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Dreadful pass from Coutinho.

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Sturridge booked for diving.

:haha:

Klopp can't believe it.

[Thierrymon]

Pretty blatant dive there.

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What a block from Amat to deny Mane.

[Thierrymon]

Routledge is shite. Not a premier league level player.

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Carry Us thinks about chucking in Sigurdsson's freekick.

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Swansea 1-0 Liverpool, HT. :lol:

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Routledge fucks another one up.

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Britton booked.

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Swansea 1-1 Liverpool, Firmino.

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Coutinho combs it wide.

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Routledge finally off, Barrow on.

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Why didn't Milner go for goal?

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Karius goes flapping.

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Pelanty to Liverpool.

Oh dear Swansea.

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1-2 Liverpool, Milner.

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Van Der Hoorn should have made it 2-2. :doh:

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Swansea 1-2 Liverpool, FT.

Jizzfest incoming.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pretty much.

[adzzzbatch]

:sick:

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Watford 0-1 Bournemouth, Wilson.

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Sunderland 0-1 WBA, Chadli.

Moyes. :lol:

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Watford 1-1 Bournemouth, Deeney.

Wheelchair hits the bar.

'Ammers 0-1 Boro, Stuani. :haha:

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'Ammers 1-1 Boro, Payet.

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Hull 0-1 Chelsea, Willian.

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Watford 1-2 Bournemouth, King!

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Hull 0-2 Chelsea, Diego Costa.

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Watford 2-2 Bournemouth, Success!

[adzzzbatch]

FFS Hell!

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Wilshere misses an absolute sitter. :haha:

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Sunderland 1-1 WBA, Van Aaanholt!

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Hull 0-2 Chelsea, FT.

West Ham 1-1 Boro, FT.

Watfird 2-2 Bournemouth, FT.

Sunderland 1-1 WBA, FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's the point of Hull? And what's the point of their football team?

[AFC Leveller]

Liverpool are quiet jammy this year, getting so many pels. They do look good however, and their style of play is good on the eye.

[LDG]

Liverpool are quiet jammy this year, getting so many pels. They do look good however, and their style of play is good on the eye.

Sounds like us.

We've pel'd it up this year.

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MotD is on now.

Watching it for Wilshere's misses tbf.

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Kante showing what a great footballer he is again. :lol:

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Both Chelsea's goals were struck in the same way.

Hull. :doh:

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Wilshere time now. :lol:

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Prodl whining after whacking the ball with his arm. :haha:

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Wilson made full use of the skill stick on FIFA.

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Wilshere was unlucky with the first one that hit the post.

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Clearly a foul, Wilson.

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Oh fucking hell Jack.

What a miss. :haha:

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Deeney for England apparently. :lol:

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Absolutely stunning goal from Payet. :bow:

[Kano]

Deeney for England apparently. :lol:

Could he be worse than Wazza?

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Man Utd: de Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Smalling, Blind, Ander Herrera, Pogba, Lingard, Mata, Rashford, Ibrahimovic.
Subs: Depay, Rooney, Martial, Carrick, Romero, Fellaini, Darmian.

Stoke: Grant, Johnson, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters, Cameron, Whelan, Allen, Shaqiri, Bony, Arnautovic.
Subs: Bardsley, Adam, Diouf, Walters, Given, Crouch, Krkic.

[Goonermerree]

Has anyone got a link to Payet's goal?

[GP]

Has anyone got a link to Payet's goal?

https://my.mixtape.moe/pmnmem.mp4

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Good chance for Cameron, puts it straight at De Gea.

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Pogba. :haha:

What a miss.

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And another, this time a header.

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Lingard has it saved from Grant. Phenomenal save.

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Could he be worse than Wazza?

Possibly not. I would consider Lee Trundle under that rationale though too.

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Shaqiri dive. :doh:

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0-0 HT.

Money well spent. :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

come on stoke :sick:

[Globalgunner]

come on stoke :sick:

Only for today.

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How the hell is that not a red for Herrera?!

[Globalgunner]

Herrera almost keelhauls Joe Allen
Allen misses a guilt edge goal. Powder puff effort at DeGea

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Allen just dropped the Ashes.

Howard Webb adamant should be a red, Owen Hargeaves disagrees. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

How the hell is that not a red for Herrera?!

Because he doesn't play for us.

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Pogba goes for his one trick, shooting from distance.

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Herrera shoots, just wide.

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Mata and Lingard hauled off, Wazza and Martial on.

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Man Utd 1-0 Stoke, Martial.

[GP]

Created by Rooney, apparently...

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I don't know if Rooney should really be credited with an assist there.

:haha:

[Kano]

Two of the luckiest 'assists' you'll ever see this week from Rooney and it'll keep the bs plaudits coming

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Bailly. :haha:

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Fantasy Football has not given it as an assist.

Wazza. :lol:

Why do I have him in my team?!

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Arnautovic and Bony off, Walters and Crouch on.

Bony is a terrible player.

[Master Splinter]

Fat Sam will have taken over by the time we play Stoke. At least they can't kickstart their season with a home game against us any time soon.

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1-1 ALLEN!!!

:haha:

[Kano]

:haha:

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Spuds: Lloris; Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Wanyama, Dele; Sissoko, Eriksen, Lamela; Son.
Subs: Vorm, Trippier, Davies, Dier, Winks, Nkoudou, Janssen.

Man City: Bravo; Zabaleta, Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov; Fernando, Fernandinho; Silva, Sterling, Navas; Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Sagna, Clichy, Gundogan, Sane, Iheanacho, Garcia.

[Globalgunner]

Stoke score!. Dont fk this up now!

[AFC Leveller]

1-1 lol

[Master Splinter]

Can Shrek fluke assist the winner?

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Herrera off, Depay on.

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Walters. :haha:

Greatest counter-attack of all time.

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Pogba clears one on to the bar!

:haha:

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Three minutes of the four added on left.

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Man Utd 1-1 Stoke, FT!!

Mourinho. :haha:

Dear me.

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Shrek :haha:.

[AFC Leveller]

"First, i want to say that the referee made big mistakes, he is a specialist mistake"

Maureen.

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Delle Alli's ability is limitless says Jamie Redknapp.

No pressure.

[Globalgunner]

So far, so good. Lets hope City can put the hurt on the Spuds next.

[Master Splinter]

Draw > Spuds win > Citeh win. Tbh.

[GP]

I honestly don't know what Pogba does.

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Liverpool away and Chelsea away next for Man Utd.

:popcorn:

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Leicester City: Schmeichel; Simpson, Morgan, Huth, Fuchs; Mahrez, Amartey, Drinkwater, Albrighton; Slimani, Vardy.
Subs: Hernandez, King, Schlupp, Okazaki, Zieler, Gray, Ulloa.

Southampton: Forster; Soares, Fonte, Van Dijk, Bertrand; Romeu, Hojbjerg, Davis, Tadic; Redmond, Austin.
Subs: Yoshida, Clasie, Long, McCarthy, Martina, Ward-Prowse, Olomola.

[Globalgunner]

Draw > Spuds win > Citeh win. Tbh.

We are never going to win the league methinks. At least lets enjoy Spud agony along the way. Spuds deserve no respect or mercy. how can you respect a club that loses deliberately to ensure Arsenal dont win the league. They've done it at least twice in the last 20 years to my memory.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I know it is heresy but come on fellas......objectively speaking how can we not want City to lose and yes that means a Spurs win. It is City we will ultimately need to drop off. Spurs will just do what they do in our shadow.

[Master Splinter]

Janssen dropped. :lol:

Pep has gone for safety first. Might end up being an anti-climactic game.

5 red cards apiece and a mass brawl will do though.

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Son shoots, in to the crowd it goes.

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How didn't David Silva score?

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Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho: "This is the best performance all season and could have been one of these fat results in the Premier League, it could have been 5-0 or 6-0. We had big chances, with amazing saves and big misses.

"We chased the second goal and they go at the other end and score the goal and get a point. You can have sometimes have draws where what you does nothing to change the result.

"The players and I did everything. I made changes, everyone was giving more and more but today we could be here all day without winning the game. We will play worse and win games for sure. We played against Southampton worse and beat them. We had 90 minutes of control, we had 90 minutes of ambition. We played really well and it was a good home performance and we created lots of chances."

:lol:

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Spuds 1-0 Citeh, Kolarov OG!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

LOLarov does a Kompany.

:haha:

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Otamendi with an accidental handball. :unsure:

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Rose with a ridiculous shot on target.

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Otamendi booked, should be off at this point.

[GP]

What a dive from Alli :haha:

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Eriksen freekick, not far wide.

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Ref blowing his whistle a million times but nobody listening.

Aguero. :lol:

Get up.

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Er did anyone see Sky bring up a Burnley 0-0 Arsenal FT score then?

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Er did anyone see Sky bring up a Burnley 0-0 Arsenal FT score then?

:haha:

Thanks for the 20 years but Wengcunt out.

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Sissoko. :lol:

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Wanyama booked.

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Lloris saves from Aguero's freekick.

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Son misses a sitter, granted play hadn't restarted.

Otamendi close to being off.

[Master Splinter]

Pep :wave:.

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2-0 Dele Alli. :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

2-0

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Bravo. :haha:

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Fight fight fight!

Rose booked.

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You know, it's almost as though the media were a bit premature in their praise of Citeh.

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Spuds 2-0 Citeh, HT.

[Master Splinter]

You know, it's almost as though the media were a bit premature in their praise of Citeh.

They finally play a team not fighting relegation and they look vulnerable.

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They finally play a team not fighting relegation and they look vulnerable.

Mourinho. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Virtually the whole HT break is ads on Sky now.

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Son tries to comb it in, wide it goes.

Kolarov. :bow:

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Not far wide from Wanyama.

[Goonermerree]

https://my.mixtape.moe/pmnmem.mp4

Cheers!

[Niall_Quinn]

Rose screaming in agony, then takes a little peek to see if the ref's convinced. Horrible scumbag.

[adzzzbatch]

I didn't want sp*rs to win :(

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Lloris flukes a save from Aguero on to the post!

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Fernando hauled off, Gundogan on.

[Niall_Quinn]

For some reason that there's no way that ref could explain, Rose doesn't get a red.

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Sterling booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rose is pure scum.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos need to replace Sterling with a player that can trap and pass a ball.

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Iheanacho coming on, about time really.

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Pelanty to Spuds. Oh dear. :lol:

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Lamela has it saved!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sigh. Alli, who should already have been sent off, feels a touch and goes down. Pen.

[Kano]

Lamela :lol:

[GP]

Alli does like a dive

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Rose is dead in a game again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hopefully that's the signal for the spud trademark collapse.

[Master Splinter]

Why didn't Son or Eriksen take it?

Hilarious if this becomes a desmond now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rose :haha:

Unfortunately it's a fake injury, as usual. Would be so much better if it was career ending for that horrible cunt.

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Son and Lamela bickering over the pelanty. :lol:

[dostoy]

I wanted Man City to win, anything to keep the Spuds down.

If De Bruyne was playing Man City would be winning.

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Lloris saves from Iheanacho.

[Master Splinter]

Ian Nacho :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rose has to be the new, undisputed cheat champion. Everything he does.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose magically recovers from injury again.

[Niall_Quinn]

How bad is Sterling?

[Master Splinter]

Yeah, Rose is inherently despicable.

And he seems to be becoming even worse somehow.

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Aguero shot, deflects behind.

[GP]

How bad is Sterling?

He's world class, just like Rooney.

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Iheanacho. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Ian Nacho :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

That Ianacho bloke is like a cross between Gervinho and Steven Hawkins.

[Niall_Quinn]

Son didn't know which bit to clutch while he was faking his injury.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling off, having done absolutely nothing right in that half. Sane on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero hasn't been great today.

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Janssen. :haha:

Dear me.

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Spuds 2-0 Citeh, FT.

On to the main event. :bow:

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Leicester 0-0 Southampton, FT.

Leicester. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 2-0

Pep blown away in a PL pub fight. Spuds will collapse at some point so I guess a gypo loss is a decent result.

[Master Splinter]

Citeh :haha:.

Pep :haha:.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You know, it's almost as though the media were a bit premature in their praise of Citeh.

Don't worry, they'll have learned their lesson so we should avoid a Spuds jizzfest.


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[adzzzbatch]

sp*rs haven't lost yet :sick:

[Coney]

We needed them to win today and I was hoping they would. I'm happy to see spuds falter at a later date. Having said that, most of Citeh's matches in the PL so far have not involved top teams - Stoke, Swansea, West Ham, Sunderland, Bournemouth - all mid or low table crap. The media are having a premature jizz.

[Kano]

We needed them to win today and I was hoping they would. I'm happy to see spuds falter at a later date. Having said that, most of Citeh's matches in the PL so far have not involved top teams - Stoke, Swansea, West Ham, Sunderland, Bournemouth - all mid or low table crap. The media are having a premature jizz.

It's almost as if the exact same thing happened last season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD2 is on in a minute.

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We're on. :lol:

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Such a sexy goal.