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McNamara That Ghost...
21-10-2016, 06:04 AM
Saturday, 22nd October 2016
Bournemouth v Tottenham, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Arsenal v Middlesbrough, 15:00
Burnley v Everton, 15:00
Hull v Stoke, 15:00
Leicester v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Swansea v Watford, 15:00
West Ham v Sunderland, 15:00
Liverpool v West Brom, 17:30 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png

Sunday, 23rd October 2016
Man City v Southampton, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Chelsea v Man Utd, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 12:29 PM
Bournemouth 0-0 Spuds, HT.

AFC Leveller
22-10-2016, 12:47 PM
Jammy Spurs will probably nick this in the end.

Globalgunner
22-10-2016, 12:52 PM
Time for Wilshire to make himself a hero

AFC Leveller
22-10-2016, 12:57 PM
Rose and lamella both should be off for 2nd yellows but the ref has bottled it big time.

Kano
22-10-2016, 12:58 PM
Bloody hard lot to beat, these Spuds. But their reliance on Kane is beginning to show since he's been out.

Kano
22-10-2016, 01:08 PM
Nasty little elbow from Sissoko needlessly off the pitch. Just a talking to. Meanwhile, Xhaka is sent off for a cynical trip. Spuds are tough to beat and a sly niggly bunch of foulers too.

GP
22-10-2016, 01:09 PM
Nasty little elbow from Sissoko needlessly off the pitch. Spuds are tough to beat and a sly niggly bunch of foulers too.

Not even a yellow for that.

Kano
22-10-2016, 01:13 PM
Janssen has been pretty shit this season, too slow and not the right fit for their sort of work ethic.

GP
22-10-2016, 01:15 PM
Janssen does look slow. Doesn't have the skill set to make space for himself.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 01:20 PM
Pawson has had a shocker.

GP
22-10-2016, 01:21 PM
Spurs have got away with murder today.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 01:25 PM
0-0 FT.

:lol:

Spurs are quite dull.

Kano
22-10-2016, 01:33 PM
Best midfield performance from anyone so far this season from Arter :lol:

'king Jamie

adzzzbatch
22-10-2016, 01:38 PM
sp*rs still yet to lose :sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 01:57 PM
Doesn't bother me in the slightest, they will lose.

Swansea: Fabianski, Kingsley, van der Hoorn, Mawson, Naughton, Ki, Britton, Routledge, Sigurdsson, Barrow, Baston.

Watford: Gomes; Kaboul, Prödl, Britos; Zuniga, Pereyra, Behrami, Capoue, Holebas; Deeney, Ighalo.

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Leicester: Schmeichel; Simpson, Morgan, Huth, Fuchs; Mahrez, Drinkwater, King, Musa; Okazaki, Slimani.

Crystal Palace: Mandanda, Ward, Tomkins, Delaney, Kelly, Cabaye, McArthur, Ledley, Townsend, Zaha, Benteke.

adzzzbatch
22-10-2016, 02:00 PM
Doesn't bother me in the slightest, they will lose.

Hopefully on the 6th if not before.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 02:03 PM
Burnley: Heaton; Lowton, Keane, Mee, Ward; Kightly, Hendrick, Arfield, Marney, Gudmundsson; Vokes.

Everton: Stekelenburg; Oviedo, Jagielka, Williams, Coleman; Gana, Barry; Mirallas, Barkley, Bolasie; Lukaku.

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Hull: Marshall, Elmohamady, Dawson, Davies, Meyler, Huddlestone, Clucas, Mason, Livermore, Snodgrass, Keane.

Stoke: Grant, Pieters, Martins Indi, Shawcross, Bardsley, Cameron, Whelan, Arnautovic, Allen, Shaqiri, Bony.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 02:06 PM
West Ham: Adrian, Ogbonna, KOuyate, Reid, Obiang, Noble, Fernandes, Antonio, Payet, Lanzini, Zaza.

Sunderland: Pickford, Van Aaanholt, O'Shea, Kone, Manquillo, Khazri, Pienaar, Ndong, Rodwell, Watmore, Defoe.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 02:27 PM
HUll 0-1 Stoke, Shaqiri.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 02:41 PM
Burnley 1-0 Vokes, Everton.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 02:46 PM
Leicester 1-0 Palace, Musa.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:08 PM
Hull 0-2 Stoke, Shaaqiri with his econd!

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:17 PM
Burnley 1-1 Everton, Bolasie.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:20 PM
Leicester 2-0 Palace, Okazki.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:39 PM
Leicester 3-0 Palace, Fuchs.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:43 PM
Leicester 3-1 Palace, Kebab.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:54 PM
West Ham 1-0 Sunderland, Reid. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 03:55 PM
Burnley 2-1 Everton, Arfield. And FT. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 04:52 PM
Liverpool 1-0 WBA, Mane.

adzzzbatch
22-10-2016, 04:53 PM
:rolleyes: Oh fuck off.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 06:15 PM
2-1 currently.

Coutinho with the other, McAuley pulling one back.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-10-2016, 06:21 PM
2-1 FT. We stay top! :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:25 PM
Man City: Bravo, Stones, Kompany, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Gundogan, Silva, De Bruyne, Sterling, Sane, Aguero.

Southampton: Forster, Fonte, McQueen, Cuco Martina, Van Dijk, Davis, Tadic, Oriol Romeu, Clasie, Austin, Redmond.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:35 PM
NQ is on commentary, I am sure he won't be biased.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:38 PM
Come on Southampton.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:48 PM
Southampton have held firm so far? Citeh have barely done anything.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:50 PM
Clasie sends it out the ground.

How was he ever going to score from there? Idiot.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:52 PM
Tadic can't beat the first man. Crap.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 12:55 PM
Fernandinho, an absolute clogger.

Kano
23-10-2016, 12:56 PM
Wenger is ruining this game for me so far.

Kano
23-10-2016, 12:57 PM
Not anymore :haha:

Stones :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:00 PM
Cith 0-1 Southampton, Redmond. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:01 PM
Citeh 1-1 Southampton, Stones. :doh:

Kano
23-10-2016, 01:01 PM
Bollocks

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:02 PM
Thanks Sky, it has been disallowed you mongs!

:haha:

Kano
23-10-2016, 01:02 PM
No goal!

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:03 PM
Still 0-1.

We can get back to it:

Stones. :haha:

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 01:03 PM
lol

come on saints, keep us top of the table please.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:11 PM
Agent Arteta. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:14 PM
Clasie booked, you're not allowed to clatter Fernandinho.

Kano
23-10-2016, 01:15 PM
Sterling curls a beauty inbetween the goal post and the corner flag.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:17 PM
Man City 0-1 Southampton, HT.

BOOOOO.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:35 PM
De Bruyne hauled off for Iheanacho. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:38 PM
Kolarov booked.

Kano
23-10-2016, 01:39 PM
Lucky for Citeh they've already won the title, otherwise these string of performances might mean something.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:40 PM
Romeu booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:41 PM
Sterling puts it across goal but nobody can get to it. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:42 PM
Citeh 1-1 Southampton, Iheanacho.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:43 PM
Gundogan somehow didn't get a red earlier.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:45 PM
Kompany booked, cunt.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:46 PM
Aguero booked now.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:54 PM
Clasie off, Hojberg on.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:56 PM
Forster saves from Gundogan.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 01:57 PM
Tadic hauled off, Boufal on.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:02 PM
Dammit Austin!

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:05 PM
Kompany off, Jesus Navas on.

:unsure:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:10 PM
Austin off, Ward-Prowse on.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:11 PM
Kompany off, Jesus Navas on.

:unsure:

Jesus the Saviour off, Navas the false prophet on.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:17 PM
How shit is Redmond?

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:17 PM
Sane off, Nolito on.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:18 PM
Five added minutes.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:19 PM
5 minutes is the new 4 minutes.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:19 PM
Forster booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:21 PM
David Silva. :haha:

He has been poor.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:24 PM
Man City 1-1 Southampton, FT! :lol:

1st to 3rd only seperated on GD.

Five matches without a win. :haha:

Kano
23-10-2016, 02:25 PM
What a pile of shite.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:25 PM
Sky's build-up for the Mourinho suckfest is on after the break.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:26 PM
Maureen vs Maureen's pubbers up next. Should be incredibly exciting.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:28 PM
Off to the break while the pundits pucker up and get ready to give it everything they've got.

Ooooh, oooh, oooh, Mauuuuuureeeeeeeen!

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
23-10-2016, 02:28 PM
Maureen vs Maureen's pubbers up next. Should be incredibly exciting.

can't remember the last time i wanted chelsea to win a game only other than because it would directly benefit us

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 02:28 PM
are we still top?

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 02:29 PM
Could have been a worse weekend to draw with Boro. Liverpool have benefited the most. Let's hope for a 0-0 bore fest now.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 02:29 PM
are we still top?

No, second on goal diff

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:33 PM
Chelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill; Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard.
Subs: Begovic, Aina, Terry, Chalobah, Oscar, Willian, Batshuayi.

Manchester United: De Gea; Valencia, Bailly, Smalling, Blind; Herrera, Fellaini; Lingard, Pogba, Rashford; Ibrahimovic.
Subs: Romero, Darmian, Rojo, Carrick, Mata, Young, Martial.

Wazza is injured.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 02:35 PM
Five Live on the Maureen love-in too.:sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 02:35 PM
Momentum behind Man Utd. :haha:

They've won one game in a row.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:37 PM
Sounds like the new code for Maureen's borefests is "not be too expansive".

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 02:38 PM
Think Man ure might just nick this, 1-2 possibly.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:42 PM
Will be an intriguing 0-0 I suspect. I doubt either team will be too expansive. But there's always a chance of a fluke goal that will encourage the removal of wheel clamps and the slow grinding of first gear. After all, this is tBLitWtbf.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 02:42 PM
Think Man ure might just nick this, 1-2 possibly.

Hope not

Globalgunner
23-10-2016, 02:50 PM
Mourinho never comes to win these games. He has already got his 1 point target locked on. Unless Rooney comes on in the 85th minute and hits one that rebounds off Pogba`s arse and goes in. Its only against us that he gets his groove on.
0-0 anticlimax keeping the EPL reputation as BLITW.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 02:53 PM
Pogba has now scored more goals on the adverts than in the league.

Kano
23-10-2016, 02:59 PM
Fabregas :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:00 PM
Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd, PEDRO!!!

:haha:

Kano
23-10-2016, 03:01 PM
Pedro!

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:01 PM
LOOOOOOOOOL

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:02 PM
Is Cech a better overall keeper than De Gea?

Özil's Panoramic View
23-10-2016, 03:03 PM
:haha:

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:04 PM
Utd's defence looks very dangerous in it's own box.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:06 PM
Man Utd were on a high after drawing against Liverpool; did Tyler just say that?

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:07 PM
Zlatan clears one!

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:09 PM
Great clearance by Ibra. Thought that was a certain equaliser.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:11 PM
Pedro was booked for his celebration.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:13 PM
What a horrendous piece of "football". Last man gets the ball, everyone else ahead of him, passes back to keeper. Fucking shocking.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:13 PM
Hazard hits it first time but wide it goes.

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 03:20 PM
Rashford, the great English hope and the best striker since Roooooooney, is currently playing left back.

Mourinho is such a genuis, init.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:21 PM
Chelsea 2-0 Man Utd, Cahill!

:haha:

Kano
23-10-2016, 03:21 PM
Oh dear :lol:

Kano
23-10-2016, 03:22 PM
If LVG wasn't the manager previously, none of this would be happening.

Can't blame Maureen for any of this.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:24 PM
Terrible by Pedro.

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 03:25 PM
would be nice if Man ure lost 5-0.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:25 PM
De Gea sticks out a leg to stop it being 3-0.

GP
23-10-2016, 03:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hmgFmPr.jpg

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:26 PM
If LVG wasn't the manager previously, none of this would be happening.

Can't blame Maureen for any of this.

His work is being betrayed.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:27 PM
Double save from Courtois.

Only due to ballsing up the first save.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:27 PM
Admittedly very good by Azzaaaahhhhhh there.

Globalgunner
23-10-2016, 03:27 PM
Morinho's biggest worry now is who he is going to blame for this impending debacle

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:28 PM
Bailly booked.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:30 PM
That should be red shouldn't it? If the ref's giving that dive then the defender had no chance of getting the ball, so red. But only if you apply the made-up rule that saw Xhaka sent off.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:32 PM
Carragher telling us what we can see happened.

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 03:34 PM
Wonder who might get the blame for the two goals so far, Maureen has a tough job on his hands picking at least 2 culprits from 11 men!

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:38 PM
Fellaini :haha:

What a lazy bastard.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:39 PM
Hazard takes one in the balls.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:39 PM
Wonder who might get the blame for the two goals so far, Maureen has a tough job on his hands picking at least 2 culprits from 11 men!

Wenger not winning the title but still keeping his job, plus our easy fixtures are probably most responsible for this Utd performance. Not a lot Maureen can do about things outside his control.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:40 PM
David Luiz booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:40 PM
Should have been a red.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:41 PM
Sideshow Bob with an absolute shocker. Nowhere near as bad as Xhaka's trip, but quite bad nonetheless. Yellow rather than a straight red.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:43 PM
Costa :haha:

Ridiculous dive.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:47 PM
Neville. :lol:

Trying to convince himself Man Utd have been alright.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:48 PM
Bailly blocks to deny Diego Costa.

2-0 HT. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 03:49 PM
HT 2-0 chavs

Very, very easy for them because they took a risk and it paid off. Everyone knew Utd were coming to park a bus if allowed. The chavs went 3 up top and were on them from the kick off. They got the reward and Utd's bullshit game was blown away. That brought them out and the chavs just kept hitting them with direct play. Net result, a solid defence becomes a shaky defence. And that's how you break down a negative team.

The Emirates Gallactico
23-10-2016, 03:55 PM
As it stands:

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/480/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/10/23/6b366ca3-51d8-4bac-9a8d-29d8a08df3a9.png


Yesterday's dropped points piss me off even more now. We could have created a gap.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 03:58 PM
I can't think of it like that as we played first. If you change the result of our game, maybe other teams would've gone in to their game thinking differently too.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:02 PM
I can't think of it like that as we played first. If you change the result of our game, maybe other teams would've gone in to their game thinking differently too.

Good job we played first or we would have lost.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:03 PM
Mata on. Sky hasn't mentioned who went off.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:04 PM
Fellaini off. Probably because he's a huge, useless turd.

Rashford goes to the centre.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:04 PM
Toilet brush back where he belongs.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:06 PM
Why was the lino holding his knob when he put that flag up?

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:08 PM
Azzzaaahhhh is fucking despicable.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:09 PM
I guess Pogba and Ibra are on about half a mill a week between them? Maybe more? Daylight robbery.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:10 PM
Bailly off, Rojo on. Avoids the red that was coming his way I guess.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:12 PM
Superb cross from Rashford but Pogba not interested.

Kano
23-10-2016, 04:15 PM
As it stands:

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/480/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/10/23/6b366ca3-51d8-4bac-9a8d-29d8a08df3a9.png


Yesterday's dropped points piss me off even more now. We could have created a gap.

Just another reminder that everyone will drop points in moments you don't expect them to.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:16 PM
Finally we are seeing a bit of football. Not a bad game now.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:19 PM
Just another reminder that everyone will drop points in moments you don't expect them to.

Except Leicester last season and oh look, they won the title. The very point of doing the business when others around you can't. Instead it's used as some sort of excuse. Look, everyone else was shit so it's fine we were shit too.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:19 PM
Chelsea 3-0 Man Utd, Hazard!

:haha:

Kano
23-10-2016, 04:20 PM
Excellent

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:20 PM
3-0 AZZZZZZAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

Sick little cheat is quite a good player I suppose.

Marc Overmars
23-10-2016, 04:22 PM
Mourinho. :lol:

Lets hope we can give him a good kicking next month too.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:22 PM
Lingard off, Martial on.

:lol:

Another young player to be ruined by Mourinho.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:22 PM
Pogba has spent the whole game crying.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:23 PM
Mourinho. :lol:

Lets hope we can give him a good kicking next month too.

That's the joke. We won't.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:24 PM
Red for Alonso for a deliberate foul when he had no chance of getting the ball.

No wait. It's yellow. Look's like the made-up Xhaka rule isn't in effect today.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:27 PM
4-0 Kante!

OMG! :haha:

Kano
23-10-2016, 04:27 PM
Absolutely smashed :lol:

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:28 PM
Super goal by Kante.

4-0

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:29 PM
Mind you the Utd mob are totally defeated. They all just stood watching. No guts at all in that team. Ibrahimovich has been an utter disgrace. Spent the whole game standing there waiting for it to be delivered on a plate. The definitive luxury payer.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:30 PM
Oh no wait - apart from Ozil. Ozil is the definitive luxury player.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:31 PM
Now Ibra has a clean header at goal but doesn't want to mess up his hair :haha:

Atrocious.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:32 PM
Pogba booked.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 04:32 PM
:lol: United and more importantly, Maureen getting a good kicking. I was hoping for a draw but this has to be the next best thing. Maureen will be very tetchy in his press conference - if he attends it.

It's Chelsea for the title on Five Live now!!

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:33 PM
Red for Pogba.

No. It's yellow again. Deliberate foul, no chance of getting the ball. Xhaka rule ignored.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 04:35 PM
Red for Pogba.

No. It's yellow again. Deliberate foul, no chance of getting the ball. Xhaka rule ignored.

I've seen several in every match since Xhaka got sent off, we should have appealed i using the evidence of other fouls. 'The Xhaka Rule.'

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:35 PM
Chavs bring on Willian to rub it in :haha:

Maureen is about to get Willianed.

Azzzaaahhhhhhargh off.

Some other chav on, Costa off.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:38 PM
Courtois saves from Zlatan.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 04:38 PM
United have had 59% possession, great thing this possession football!

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:40 PM
United have had 59% possession, great thing this possession football!

If they had 100% they might have got a draw.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:40 PM
A Mourinho Meltdown has to be coming.

He is speeding through his normal process:

Season 1. Buy the bus.
Season 2. Park the bus.
Season 3. Throw the players under the bus.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:43 PM
Not a Jose Mourinho team at all.

Feck off Neville.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:43 PM
A Mourinho Meltdown has to be coming.

He is speeding through his normal process:

Season 1. Buy the bus.
Season 2. Park the bus.
Season 3. Throw the players under the bus.

Get on the bus and GTFO

GP
23-10-2016, 04:45 PM
What does Pogba do?

Marc Overmars
23-10-2016, 04:45 PM
Not a Jose Mourinho team at all.

Feck off Neville.

But they were so amazing the other night when they took that glorious point at Anfield.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:46 PM
What does Pogba do?

Didn't you see his adverts?

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 04:46 PM
Shame, Chavs seem to have taken their foot off the gas, I was hoping for one more.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:47 PM
What does Pogba do?

He does high end business deals.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:48 PM
But they were so amazing the other night when they took that glorious point at Anfield.

Masterclass. It used to be a masterclass when he actually won a game.

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:49 PM
Shame, Chavs seem to have taken their foot off the gas, I was hoping for one more.

Illustrative that anyone here can stomach a chav win. That's how much we all love Maureen.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 04:51 PM
Chelsea 4-0 Man Utd, FT.

Hazard MotM. :unsure:

Mourinho. :haha:

Time for a meltdown!

Was he whining to Conte?

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 04:53 PM
Illustrative that anyone here can stomach a chav win. That's how much we all love Maureen.

He's horrible! As I said, I would have preferred a draw, but if the're kicking him, keep going.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 04:55 PM
United fans turning on Maureen.:lol:

Niall_Quinn
23-10-2016, 04:56 PM
I may have to reluctantly head over to Red Cafe.

Globalgunner
23-10-2016, 05:04 PM
The most important thing to take from this is confidence for our lads. If we go to OT and play like sheep at an abattoir, then we know what to expect.

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 05:04 PM
Spuds fifth. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 05:06 PM
Carragher left on his own. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 05:16 PM
Mourinho on.

Letters
23-10-2016, 05:19 PM
Mourinho :haha:

First time ever I've enjoyed Chelsea thumping someone

The Emirates Gallactico
23-10-2016, 05:20 PM
Mourinho :haha:

First time ever I've enjoyed Chelsea thumping someone

Same. I think I need to take a shower now though. :sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 05:30 PM
Don't know if this is true but...

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-jose-conte-chat.422858/

:haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
23-10-2016, 05:32 PM
https://fossbytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/albert-einstein-laughing.jpg

McNamara That Ghost...
23-10-2016, 05:37 PM
Super Sunday has turned in to an F1 preview. :blink:

The Emirates Gallactico
23-10-2016, 05:42 PM
Mourinho of all people lecturing others on touchline decorum ???????? :haha::haha:

The mind boggles ....... really the guy has no awareness of hypocrisy. He literally became known to the world initially because of his antics at Porto after knocking Man Utd out of the CL.

Letters
23-10-2016, 05:47 PM
Did he mention us at all? :lol:

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
23-10-2016, 05:52 PM
I wake up to chavs 4nil and City drawing! Jeez we've got away with a poor performance this weekend! A little too tight at the top all around though.

Goonermerree
23-10-2016, 05:59 PM
I wake up to chavs 4nil and City drawing! Jeez we've got away with a poor performance this weekend! A little too tight at the top all around though.

Big night out or is it morning where you live?

GP
23-10-2016, 06:00 PM
Mourinho can't even blame Chelsea's freshness and lack of midweek European games cos that's his fault as well.

fakeyank
23-10-2016, 06:11 PM
Can we please beat this sack of shit of a team in a few weeks?!!? :pray:

Please Arsene, dont fuck up this opportunity!! :pray:

Globalgunner
23-10-2016, 06:11 PM
The only thing Fellaini brings to a game is blunt force trauma.
Pogba befuddling geniuses all over the world again.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
23-10-2016, 06:50 PM
Big night out or is it morning where you live?

Unfortunately the former. Too old for this shizzle!

Özil's Panoramic View
23-10-2016, 07:00 PM
Mourinho :haha:

First time ever I've enjoyed Chelsea thumping someone

This ^

Maureen :haha:

AFC Leveller
23-10-2016, 09:38 PM
If they lose a couple more and slide down to 8th/9th by the time we play them, Wenger could do the unthinkable and get Jose sacked! It would be up there with the unbeaten season Imo as his biggest achievement

GP
23-10-2016, 10:34 PM
Mourinho's last 40 games.

Lost: 21.
Drawn: 12.
Won: 7.

Xhaka Can’t
24-10-2016, 06:53 AM
Maureen providing a lecture on touchline etiquette is a right up there with Trump giving a talk on women's rights.

Marc Overmars
24-10-2016, 08:20 AM
Yeah that was pretty rich coming from him.

Stupid cunt.

Letters
24-10-2016, 09:05 AM
Maureen providing a lecture on touchline etiquette is a right up there with Trump giving a talk on women's rights.

I'm sure Trump likes women's lefts too.

Letters
24-10-2016, 09:06 AM
Mourinho's last 40 games.

Lost: 21.
Drawn: 12.
Won: 7.

:lol:

Really? Wow!

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
24-10-2016, 09:21 AM
Except it's not the case

It's 16 wins 7 draws and 17 defeats

Still pretty poor but not quite as lopsidedly so

Letters
24-10-2016, 09:42 AM
Hmm. Thinking about it, did seem a bit unlikely. Still pretty poor though.

GP
24-10-2016, 09:50 AM
I prefer my version.

Goonermerree
24-10-2016, 09:51 AM
Maureen is such a sore loser. How nasty is that to go to the Chelsea manager and slate him for his actions on the touchline when he is enjoying a great victory and performance? That said, I still hate Chelsea so I have to go and disinfect my typing fingers.

Xhaka Can’t
24-10-2016, 11:33 AM
I prefer my version.
You're just ahead of the curve.

It will be the accurate version soon enough.

Niall_Quinn
24-10-2016, 12:00 PM
Maureen hasn't managed to distract the press hacks with his latest misdirection. They are on his case. When and in what form the crack-up comes will be interesting.

Letters
24-10-2016, 01:07 PM
I prefer my version.

:lol: The thing is, it's not like he's been in charge of West Ham and Sunderland, it's Chelsea and Utd and he's spent plenty of money while he's there.

Also:

http://newsthump.com/2016/10/24/slapstick-purists-enchanted-by-man-utds-defenders-homage-to-physical-comedy/

:lol:

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
24-10-2016, 01:27 PM
Maureen is such a sore loser. How nasty is that to go to the Chelsea manager and slate him for his actions on the touchline when he is enjoying a great victory and performance? That said, I still hate Chelsea so I have to go and disinfect my typing fingers.

You know i don't just say this for effect, Mourinho is a sore loser and lashes out at other people because he has a personality disorder....it's the same personality disorder that Donald Trump has this is why he couldn't say anything self-depricating at his speech at the Al Smith dinner and why he wouldn't be able to concede the race if he loses. NPD types cannot admit fault or failing they are just psychologically unable to, this is why they deflect and become aggressive, unpleasant bullies who are toxic.

In Mourinho's case it explains the nonsense he came out with yesterday, claiming his side had played well....he couldn't blame the players because he wants to keep his job and knows he can't pan them in public so early on and he is clinically unable to blame himself so he talks about it like a freak occurrence.

GP
24-10-2016, 01:54 PM
To be fair I thought Utd looked really good up until Pedro scored.

Niall_Quinn
24-10-2016, 01:59 PM
If Rooney was playing it would have been a different story. You can't expect to lose a player like that and carry the same weight onto the pitch. He's a huge player. The team has much less gravity when he's absent, they look lightweight.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
24-10-2016, 03:04 PM
If Rooney was playing it would have been a different story. You can't expect to lose a player like that and carry the same weight onto the pitch. He's a huge player. The team has much less gravity when he's absent, they look lightweight.

I liked the fact that you even brought science into your fat jokes :lol: