This Weekend's Fixtures (10/11 Dec)

[Kano]

Saturday, 10th December 2016
Watford v Everton, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Arsenal v Stoke City, 15:00
Burnley v Bournemouth, 15:00
Hull City v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Swansea v Sunderland, 15:00
Leicester v Manchester City, 17:30 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png

Sunday, 11th December 2016
Chelsea v West Brom, 12:00 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Man Utd v Tottenham Hotspur, 14:15 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Southampton v Middlesbrough, 14:15
Liverpool v West Ham, 16:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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[Kano]

Doesn't look like Maccy is around this weekend, so here you go.

[Goonermerree]

It will be interesting to see how spuds fair against United tomorrow, given that we could only manage a draw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford: Gomes, Zuniga, Prödl, Britos, Holebas, Guedioura, Behrami, Capoue, Amrabat, Okaka, Deeney.

Everton: Stekelenburg, Coleman, Williams, Funes Mori, Baines, McCarthy, Gueye, Barry, Deulofey, Mirallas, Lukaku.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford 0-1 Everton, Lukaku!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse. :doh:

Aguero hasn't got a 4 game ban for that 'tackle' you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford 1-1 Everton, Okaka.

[Kano]

Thought you might've had another piss up this weekend as you usually get the thread up Thursday evening. Another misread to add to my ever growing list.

[GP]

Watford 1-1 Everton, Okaka.

https://my.mixtape.moe/ueimll.mp4

Good goal.

[Goonermerree]

Watch and learn Aaron, those are the kind of back heels we want!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford 3-1 Everton, Prodl and Okaka with his second!

:haha:

[Kano]

It's all going horribly tits up for Koeman.

We've got them away this Tuesday but I think it'll be a tough old game.

[GP]

Watch and learn Aaron, those are the kind of back heels we want!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXTmSmxgDQ

?

[Kano]

Watford 3-2 Everton, FT

Lukaku got his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 2-0 Bournemouth, Hendrix and Ward.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Afobe!

[Kano]

Hull 1-0 Palace, Snodgrass pel, HT

Pardew :lol:

[Kano]

1-1 Palace, Benteke pel

Swansea 1-0 Sunderland, Sigurdsson pel

[Kano]

Swansea 2-0, Llorente

[Kano]

Burnley 3-1 Bournemouth, Boyd

Hull City 3-3 Palace, Livermore/Zaha and Campbell

Swansea 3-0, Llorente with his second

[Kano]

3-2 Bournemouth, Daniels

[Goonermerree]

Palace scoring and conceding lots of goals again. Will City annihilate Leicester?

[Kano]

Final scores:

Watford 3-2 Everton
Burnley 3-2 Bournemouth
Hull City 3-3 Crystal Palace
Swansea 3-0 Sunderland

PL defending :lol:

[Kano]

Leicester City: Zieler; Simpson, Huth, Morgan, Fuchs; Mahrez, Amartey, King, Albrighton; Vardy, Slimani.

Manchester City: Bravo; Zabaleta, Sagna, Stones, Kolarov; Fernando; Navas, Gundogan, De Bruyne, Silva; Iheanacho

[Kano]

1-0 Leicester!

Vardy :lol:

[Kano]

Andy King!

4 minutes gone, 2-0!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

2-0, King!!!

Citeh :haha: :haha:.

[Kano]

Fuck, got home too late to put money down on this.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Man City :haha::haha:

[Kano]

Slimani just over.

City look a mess.

[Marc Overmars]

Pep. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

What has happened to Bravo? He has become complete, utter, full-on, no-holds-barred, irrefutable turd in a few short months.

[Kano]

DeBruyne threads it through to the advertising hoarding.

[Kano]

Simpson hacks Kolarov, picks up a yellow

[Kano]

3-0!!! Vardy

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What has happened to Bravo? He has become complete, utter, full-on, no-holds-barred, irrefutable turd in a few short months.

Yeah weird. He was pretty decent for Barca.

Most annoying thing about Bravo's form is all the GHEL's in punditry saying Pep was wrong to get rid of Hart. :rolleyes:

[Kano]

:haha:

Sublime from Mahrez

[Niall_Quinn]

What has happened to Bravo? He has become complete, utter, full-on, no-holds-barred, irrefutable turd in a few short months.

He's adapting to the PL.

[Goonermerree]

Palace scoring and conceding lots of goals again. Will City annihilate Leicester?

I'm glad I didn't put any money on this match.

[Kano]

Sky and their pre-season advertising :lol:

[Kano]

Bravo pushed out a Mahrez shot

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

What has happened to Bravo? He has become complete, utter, full-on, no-holds-barred, irrefutable turd in a few short months.

I don't think he ever was that good, I think even for Guardiola he was an after thought as he wanted Ter Stergen I believe

[Kano]

I'm glad I didn't put any money on this match.

No idea what the odds were but I was going to put down for a home win

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Reminder: Citeh spunked over 80 million on Stones and Otamendi. :lol:

[Letters]

3-0!!! Vardy

:wacko:

:lol:

:dance:

[Kano]

Kolarov blazes well over

[Kano]

City trying to play out from the back end forced to hoof it

[Kano]

Slimani should've headed that one in.

[Kano]

3-0 HT

City aren't winning shit this season.

Mahrez's cushioned assist for the second :bow:

[Kano]

Twenty shots later, De Bruyne drags his shot wide

[Kano]

Sterling on, Navas dragged off

Toure lumbers on, Ineacho off

[Kano]

Bravo is a complete clown.

[Kano]

Gundogan off, Nolito on.

[Kano]

4-0!!

Vardy hat trick!

Stones :haha:

[Kano]

That was a bloody good finish tbf.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

How the hell did Vardy squeeze it in from there? :lol:

[Kano]

Kolarov bends in a free kick.

4-1

[Goonermerree]

city getting a lesson from the champions :haha:

[Kano]

City 12 points from their last 9 games :lol:

[Kano]

Vardy off, Gray on

[AFC Leveller]

Pep is looking lost and surprisingly surprised by the pace and quality of PL teams

[Kano]

Nolito nabs a late consolation, 4-2

[Kano]

James on, Mahrez off

[Kano]

4-2, FT

Embarrasing for Pep, the pundits and Noel :lol:

[Letters]

The BBC are saying City had 78% of the possession :lol:
That can't be right, can it?!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

LDLDLWWDWDWLDL

4 wins in 14.

Also, Stones :haha: Holy shit he's shit.

[Kano]

Probably around that mark. That was Leicester 15/16 v Spain Euro 16

[AFC Leveller]

Stones is A bit of clumsy clown imo, doesn't look comfortable defending and he's like a kid playing against men

[GP]

Stones is A bit of clumsy clown imo, doesn't look comfortable defending and he's like a kid playing against men

Well, at least he was cheap...

[Master Splinter]

Citeh :haha:.

Pep :haha:.

Stones :haha:.

Bravo :haha:.

£5468743678 billion well spent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Cahill, Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso, Pedro, Costa, Hazard.
Subs: Begovic, Ivanovic, Fabregas, Willian, Batshuayi, Chalobah, Aina.

West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Nyom, Fletcher, Yacob, Brunt, Morrison, Phillips, Rondon.
Subs: Olsson, Robson-Kanu, Gardner, McClean, Galloway, Chadli, Palmer.

[GP]

Come on Brom Wich

[Globalgunner]

C`mon Tony Pulis:unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brunt had a shot, it went wide. He got booked soon after.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rondon giving them a torrid time!

Goes wide though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McAuley booked for hacking down Hazard.

Hazard is dead, again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard limps back on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz's freekick. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard sends it out of the Solar System.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Foster saves from David Luiz.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

I'd take another shite second half, anything to stop this reign of terror.

[Globalgunner]

Costa with only his 5th dive of the day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yacob booked, scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa is down again. Dawson takes him out.

[Goonermerree]

C`mon Tony Pulis:unsure:

Just say 'get lost Chelsea' has the same affect without having to support that low life.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz freekick, another waste.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro off, Willian on.

[Goonermerree]

Cost rubbish get lost chelsea

[GP]

fuck off

[GP]

That was so poor from brom

[AFC Leveller]

Gayness right there.

fucking Pubis can never rely on him.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bollocks.

Oh well, it was always optimistic expecting them to drop points at home.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dawson you useless shit.

[Globalgunner]

Just say 'get lost Chelsea' has the same affect without having to support that low life.

What a day. In a few minutes I will be forced into cheering on Mourinho too

[Marc Overmars]

They've got a very winnable run of games over Christmas as well. Our win record could be under threat. :sick:

Hopefully their luck runs out soon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 FT.

Whistle goes before the minimum added time was played?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Rojo, Valencia, Darmian, Pogba, Carrick, Herrera, Mkhitaryan, Ibrahimovic, Martial
Subs: Romero, Bailly, Blind, Fellaini, Mata, Rashford, Rooney.

Tottenham: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen, Alli, Son, Kane.
Subs: Vorm, Wimmer, Davies, Dier, Winks, Sissoko, Nkoudou.

[AFC Leveller]

Spurs will probably dominate but they too have OT phobia and will probably lose in the end.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I'm not bothered about Spurs. Chelsea are a major worry though. They will take some overhauling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris saves from Pogba.

[Globalgunner]

Who is on Dele Alli dive watch today?. Maccy, are you up to the job?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great dive from Martial.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who is on Dele Alli dive watch today?. Maccy, are you up to the job?

I can't type that often.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli on the ground again.

[Goonermerree]

Sycophants!! Five live presenters and es footballers will never say a word about cheaters. Yes Costa may be a good player when he's on song, but he dives and fouls. The Five Live love in with Costa continues. Oh and Chelsea are definitely champions now, they don't love City anymore!

[Goonermerree]

What a day. In a few minutes I will be forced into cheering on Mourinho too

Lol. The United spuds games is one of those where you want both to lose, or at best, lots of niggly injuries and a few red cards. A draw with all of that would suit me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea saves from Eriksen's freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen blocks from Mkhitaryan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Mkhitaryan.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Mkhyitan bangs it in.

1 - 0 to united.

[Kano]

An equaliser in the last minute of stoppage time would be perfect.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Zlatan close to making it two.

Spurs are a shambles here.


An equaliser in the last minute of stoppage time would be perfect.

Would make up for the Chelsea result. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Mkhyitan bangs it in.

1 - 0 to united.

Citizen Kane with the giveaway too

Ibra brings a save out of the keeper

[The Emirates Gallactico]

De Gea tips over Son's strike

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I remember when Herrera used to be a silky Spanish playmaker. His current transformation into a bitey niggly foul merchant under Jose has truly been amazing to watch.

[Globalgunner]

Diving training must take a few hours each day with these Spuds. They are all at it. Except maybe the keeper

[Globalgunner]

I remember when Herrera used to be a silky Spanish playmaker. His current transformation into a bitey niggly foul merchant under Jose has truly been amazing to watch.

Daily tuition from the Devil will eventually corrupt anyone. Fellaini once could play a bit too.

[Kano]

Spuds finding out this season there's more to this game than fouling and running around a lot.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Half Time.

1 - 0

All set up for a late Spurs equaliser. :pray:

[AFC Leveller]

I remember when Herrera used to be a silky Spanish playmaker. His current transformation into a bitey niggly foul merchant under Jose has truly been amazing to watch.

Noticed that too, has a face you want to punch as well.

[Kano]

Wanyama with a great defensive header away from the Utd goal.

[Kano]

Southampton 1-0 M'boro, Boufal

[Kano]

Pog hits the ba.

[Kano]

Lloris pushes away from another Pogba shot.

Herrera dives twice in minute :lol:

[Kano]

Winks on, Dembele hauled off

[Kano]

Rashford on, Martial hooked off.

[GP]

Rashford on, Martial hooked off.

You mean Tony "the new Henry" Marshall?

[Letters]

COYS? :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mkhitaryan stretchered off.

[Globalgunner]

Rose hobbles Mykitaryan. Hes is carried off. Rose is a nasty piece of work. Hes done that shit before

[Goonermerree]

COYS? :sick:

No way are you allowed to type that. No way:police:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli literally kicks Carrick, no booking.

[Globalgunner]

No way are you allowed to type that. No way:police:

Bannable offence. Where`s Letters when you need him?........Oh!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Six added minutes. :lol:

[Letters]

No way are you allowed to type that. No way:police:

:lol: I know, but ManYoo with Mourinho are, for me, a perfect storm of hate which almost balances out the Spursness. I wouldn't have minded a draw today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose you diving little fuck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellani only has 10 seconds to screw this up.

[Globalgunner]

Danny Rose tries another dive.
Mourinho doing the Fellaini sub thing again......Really?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Invincibles, FT.

Mourinho is the GOAT again.

[Marc Overmars]

Spuds gonna Spud.

[Letters]

Actually given their relative positions this is probably a good result.

#mindthegap.

Spurs :pal:

[Globalgunner]

Spurs losing at United is as constant as Xmas. Some say more constant.

[Globalgunner]

Now on to the hub cap recyclers v the iron mongers

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Lallana, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Mane, Origi, Firmino.
Subs: Klavan, Moreno, Lucas, Mignolet, Ejaria, Woodburn, Alexander-Arnold.

West Ham: Randolph, Nordtveit, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Obiang, Ayew, Lanzini, Payet, Antonio.
Subs: Carroll, Adrian, Fletcher, Fernandes, Browne, Quina, Pike.

[Master Splinter]

"Lads, it's Tottenham."

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well, even though I would have preferred to see Mourinho eat shit for another week I suppose creating a gap between the current top four and the rest is also beneficial for us.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

All the results today have been 1 - 0 wins for the home team. West Ham will buck the trend ............................................. by getting thrashed by Pool by 3 goals. <_<

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Lallana.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

1 - 0 to Liverpool.

Lallana.

Good start from West Ham. :rolleyes:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Antonio you mong, you were through!

[Globalgunner]

West Ham looking like a team caught in the irresistible gravity of a relegation black hole

[The Emirates Gallactico]

West Ham looking like a team caught in the irresistible gravity of a relegation black hole

Whilst I do obviously hope they get a result today, I'd love it if West Ham went down.

The greasy porn barons can enjoy their taxpayer funded stadium in the championship.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 PAYET!!!

Karius. :haha:

[Kano]

Payet needs to get a tap in or two.

[Globalgunner]

Whilst I do obviously hope they get a result today, I'd love it if West Ham went down.

The greasy porn barons can enjoy their taxpayer funded stadium in the championship.

They still have Payet tho
Bloody hell!. 1-1

[The Emirates Gallactico]

1 - 1
PAYET!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Karius may have well been in Goodison.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sadly there's no hope in hell that Liverpool aren't going to score again with West Ham's defence.

Nordveit :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 ANTONIO!!!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matip. :haha:

[Kano]

Antonio probably does the best celebrations.

I wonder if Klopp still believes his defence is perfectly ok?

[GP]

:haha:

How have Liverpool managed to find a keeper worse than Mignolet?

[Goonermerree]

Klopp needs to get his chequebook out for a few defensive players this transfer window. I hope he doesn't though.

[Globalgunner]

Dont think that goal can be blamed on the keeper, Karius.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Payet bundles Lallana over, nothing given. :lol:

Matip heads on to the bar!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-2 'Ammers, HT.

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's not doing the Hokey Cokey, Carragher.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren hauled off, Klavan on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha:

How have Liverpool managed to find a keeper worse than Mignolet?

Alex Manninger is Liverpool's best keeper :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-2 Origi. Randolph chucked it at him. :doh:

[Kano]

Talking of shit keepers :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS

Randolph :doh:

Have the game of your life against us but revert back to your pub team level against Pool. :rolleyes:

[GP]

Might order a pizza

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Might order a pizza

Ham and Pineapple?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Andy Carroll thrown on.

[GP]

Ham and Pineapple?

Fuck you

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great effort from Henderson, very well saved by Randolph.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck you

:getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reid blatantly handballs it for some reason.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lanzini off, Fernandes on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Payet. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clyne blasts it over.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Don't trust West Ham at all to hold on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll bleeding a bit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes. Although one of those has nearly gone already.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Could have been a pelanty there. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shite from Payet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-2 West Ham, FT!

Klopp. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Get in!!!!!

[Globalgunner]

West Ham tough it out. Fair play. i didnt think they could hold on

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Like Pochettino, Klopp is finally discovering that there's more to football then just aimlessly running and pressing players.

[GP]

Like Pochettino, Klopp is finally discovering that there's more to football then just aimlessly running and pressing players.

Bit of a one trick pony.

You can flatten most of the bundesliga doing that but you need a bit more over here.

[Letters]

Wenger :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Wenger :bow:

What did he do?

[Letters]

Nothing, as always.