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GP
12-08-2017, 12:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gNSP3dw.jpg

GP
12-08-2017, 12:14 PM
Watford currently 2-1 up

Xhaka Can’t
12-08-2017, 01:12 PM
2-3 down

Thierrymon
12-08-2017, 01:23 PM
3-3! Liverpools defending :lol:

Almost as bad as ours.

Xhaka Can’t
12-08-2017, 01:23 PM
3-3!!!!!!!!

Globalgunner
12-08-2017, 01:37 PM
Still top of the league!!!

The Emirates Gallactico
12-08-2017, 02:00 PM
Ha ha Fuck off you scouse cunts!


And Klopp is getting as bad as Jose when it comes to shithouse touchline behaviour and excuses.

"It was offside" .... no it wasn't you tool - you can't be offside if you're behind or level with the ball when it's being played.

dostoy
12-08-2017, 02:16 PM
Cahill red card for Chelsea, he let the ball run away from him and went into a tackle studs showing.

Incredible.

GP
12-08-2017, 02:19 PM
Wenger :bow:

GP
12-08-2017, 02:29 PM
Chelsea 0 - 1 Burnley

Vokes!

McNamara That Ghost...
12-08-2017, 02:44 PM
Chelsea 0-3 Burnley. :haha:

dostoy
12-08-2017, 02:46 PM
Chelsea are nearly as bad as Arsenal now.

Unbelievable.

GP
12-08-2017, 03:40 PM
1-3 now, Morata scored.

GP
12-08-2017, 03:41 PM
Cesc sent off!!

2nd yellow. 1st was for dissent :haha:

Xhaka Can’t
12-08-2017, 03:50 PM
Huddersfield Town are top of the league!

Letters
12-08-2017, 03:53 PM
Huddersfield Town are top of the league!

We're below Huddersfield Town?! :doh:
Wenger Out!

Letters
12-08-2017, 03:55 PM
2-3. FT.

Chelsea :pal:

Niall_Quinn
12-08-2017, 04:01 PM
We didn't stay top for long. The collapse has come quickly this season. Chances are we'll have dropped to third by tonight and we could be behind the spuds by tomorrow. Wenger is in the papers saying he is "pleased". The only manager who is pleased to be dropping down the table. Unbelievable.

Letters
12-08-2017, 04:18 PM
Chelsea fan friend of mine is grumbling on FB about the referee and wondering how much the ref was paid.

A Chelsea fan.

:haha:

Master Splinter
12-08-2017, 04:54 PM
Chelsea :haha:.

Conte :haha:.

Cahill :haha:.

Cisc :haha:.

Big Man :haha:.

Pat Nevin :haha:.

Diego Costa :bow:.

Master Splinter
12-08-2017, 04:55 PM
Huddersfield :bow:.

Chapman :bow:.

Patrick Stewart :bow:.

Master Splinter
12-08-2017, 05:55 PM
Still 0-0 between Brighton and Citeh. 65 minutes gone.

Brighton just had a couple of shots that went narrowly wide.

Muzza has just come on to score the winner :bow:.

Master Splinter
12-08-2017, 05:59 PM
0-1, Aguero.

Master Splinter
12-08-2017, 06:05 PM
0-2, Dunk own goal. :doh:

Shite from the keeper too.

Letters
12-08-2017, 06:55 PM
Wenger Out :angry:

Xhaka Can’t
12-08-2017, 08:06 PM
Meltdown of the weekend.

DC‏@DomLFC
Coutinho is off. Hoffenheim are knocking us out. Were signing Lanzini and Shane Long. Press the fucking button Donald. @realDonaldTrump

Cripps
12-08-2017, 08:42 PM
Chelsea :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 08:04 AM
Shearer said that he doesn't want to see tackles like Cahill's rewarded with a red card but by the letter of the law it has to be.

Foot, studs in on someone's shin and he doesn't want to see that as a red? Fucking idiot.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 10:37 AM
Shearer said that he doesn't want to see tackles like Cahill's rewarded with a red card but by the letter of the law it has to be.

Foot, studs in on someone's shin and he doesn't want to see that as a red? Fucking idiot.

Shearer also thinks Rooney is back to his brilliant best. Perhaps this is why he doesn't want to see too many red cards.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 11:33 AM
Shearer excels himself.

Also, didn't say he begin to say that he was biased towards Man Utd (over Citeh) when asked who wins the title out of those two?

Souness, Neville, Pardiola and Henry pitchside.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 11:54 AM
Newcastle: Elliot, Manquillo, Clark, Lejeune, Dummett, Hayden, Shelvey, Atsu, Perez, Ritchie, Gayle.

Tottenham: Lloris, Kyle Walker-Peters :haha:, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dembele, Dier, Eriksen, Sissoko, Alli, Kane.

Also, Newcastle back to being the Barcodes if they lose this one.

And I shit you not on Walker-Peters' name.

Shaqiri Is Boss
13-08-2017, 12:21 PM
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5e/Snrub.jpg

GP
13-08-2017, 12:36 PM
Danny Rose-Peters not playing?

dostoy
13-08-2017, 01:10 PM
With Cahil and Cesc being sent off yesterday for Chelsea, it means they are out of the next 1 or 3 games.

The team that plays Chelsea next will have had a bit of luck.

Who do Chelsea play next I wonder ?






















Spuds.

Shaqiri Is Boss
13-08-2017, 01:41 PM
Jonjo Shelvey you dumb fuck.

Sent off for standing on Alli's ankle a yard from the ref :doh:

GP
13-08-2017, 01:42 PM
Dumbest thing I've ever seen on a football pitch.

GP
13-08-2017, 01:51 PM
And there it is.

Alli-Peters scores.

Shelvey has cost them this game.

Globalgunner
13-08-2017, 01:58 PM
Dumbo Shelvey

Globalgunner
13-08-2017, 02:01 PM
Yes the Spuds do look brilliant against 10 men. Stupid commentators!

Master Splinter
13-08-2017, 02:18 PM
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/896734362346995712

Hopefully Jim Broadbent throws him out of the Citadel for this.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 02:34 PM
Dobby needs to be given his socks and told to fuck off.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 02:35 PM
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/896734362346995712

Hopefully Jim Broadbent throws him out of the Citadel for this.

Just more Chekhov's Scrolls tbf.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 02:36 PM
Danny Rose-Peters not playing?

:haha:

Back up clones. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 02:46 PM
It's amazing how easily these pundits identify pace and power as attributes.

Football Manager would be a lot simpler with the Britiish pundits doing the research.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 02:50 PM
Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Jones, Blind, Matic, Pogba, Mata, Rashford, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku.

West Ham: Hart, Zabaleta, Reid, Ogbonna, Masuaku, Fernandes, Obiang, Noble, Ayew, Arnautovic, Hernandez.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 02:55 PM
Papers are gloating over the 400 mill Utd team. Because that's what footie is all about, how much dosh was spent buying mercenaries.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 02:57 PM
Jose is the best manager with the ball and he's the best manager without the ball. Good to know.

Not sure why the cunt isn't playing then.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:00 PM
And it's live.

No way will that stupid phrase ever get old.

Come on you hammers!

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:02 PM
Brilliant kick off by Utd. Superb. Best kick off I have seen ever, maybe even longer than that.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:08 PM
Lumpkaku with awful control - "That's where he's at his best..."

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:19 PM
Lumpkaku :haha:

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:21 PM
Lumpcheatku gets his first Utd dive in. Many more to come, no doubt.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 03:28 PM
Ogbonna clears it away very close to the line.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:29 PM
Lots of consistency in Pogba's cheating today.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 03:32 PM
Matic pub shot blocked.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 03:35 PM
1-0 Lukaku. :sick:

hobson's choice
13-08-2017, 03:36 PM
Oh great, they are good again.

I haven't seen them dominate any team like this so far. For a long time.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:37 PM
Phone rings. First interesting thing in the match happens.

If that lump scored I assume it was a ricochet off his fat arse.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:38 PM
Oh great, they are good again.

I haven't seen them dominate any team like this so far. For a long time.

Good?

This is one of the shittiest matches I have seen since the last PL match I watched. Bunch of pubbers.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:43 PM
Maureen - first ever manager to spend a billion in the transfer market, according to Sky.

Just saw the goal. The lump almost missed that.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 03:48 PM
What a shit effort from Hernandez. Pure panic when he got the chance. Shite.

HT 1-0 to the 400 million quid team and the billion quid manager.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 03:48 PM
De Gea saves, whoever it was that shot put it right down the middle. Berk.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:07 PM
Rash from Rashford.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:09 PM
How much did the hammers pay for that pub drunk Arnothingvich? He can't even kick a ball. I could take a better FK than that, because it's not hard in any way.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:10 PM
Oh fuck. That turd has scored again. Impossible to miss. Shows what a proper FK can get you. Awlful defending. Absolute gift for the fat lump.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:13 PM
West Ham clueless. They've gone out to defend, and can't do that either. Zero threat going forward. Even Jones is looking like a decent defender today.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:14 PM
Ball in the net again but Rashford offside.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:17 PM
Blind with both arms around Arnautovic in the box, pulling him down. No attempt to go for the ball. No penalty. Not even a mention of it.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:18 PM
Valencia runs up and kicks Arnautovic. Again, no interest in the ball whatsoever. Booked.

Couple of abject pubbers go off, couple more come on.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:18 PM
Cleared by Sakho when it would have been easier to score the open goal.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:20 PM
Hernandez can't even pass 5 yards to a team mate. Way beyond his abilities.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 04:22 PM
Rashford hits the post and away it goes.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:23 PM
Admittedly good effort from Rashford. Hits the post.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:25 PM
Difference between this Utd team and us, so far, is they have cut out all that tip tap bullshit they were into last season. Now they try to get the ball forward quickly. Amazingly, it seems to give them more chances to score goals. Perhaps Wenger can pick up a few tips from one of the most boring managers in football on how to spice up his own style.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:27 PM
Pogba celebrates his 50th foul. He'll probably get a card in the 93rd minute.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:28 PM
Blind clogs one into the ground from in front of goal. No technique. Ball goes over the bar.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:29 PM
Loo brush warming up :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 04:31 PM
Lukaku blasts it out of the ground.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:32 PM
Blind :haha:

That's so poor it's hard to believe. Scuffs the corner straight to the nearest defender. Pathetic.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:35 PM
Lukaku has ONE strength and then everything else in his game is a weakness. He gets himself into danger areas. Seems to have a knack for that. But he has zero technique. Zero brains when he's on the ball and, after all this time you assume, zero ability to learn. A sledgehammer striker. He'll get goals and he may even get more goals than a proper footballer. Because if you thump it up to him enough times he'll be in the right place enough times to barge it into the net enough times. A numbers game. It's Sunday league but so is the PL.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:36 PM
I see a loo brush on the pitch. Missed that sub. Typifies Utd. Blunt instrument trauma.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:37 PM
Liverpool should break the bank for Rashford. He'd be lethal in their setup.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:40 PM
Lump shows his form again. When it requires more than blundering it into the net, he's out of his league.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 04:43 PM
3-0 Martial.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:45 PM
3-0 easy goal. West Ham have given up defending now. Training pitch stuff.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:45 PM
That stupid offside rule needs to change. Lump was a mile offside blocking the keeper's view. Of course he's interfering with play.

McNamara That Ghost...
13-08-2017, 04:46 PM
4-0 Pogba.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:47 PM
Hernandez gets the ball kicked full pelt into his nuts. By far his most impressive contribution so far.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:48 PM
Disgraceful performance by West Ham. They're letting them walk it through them.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:49 PM
Wrist exercises in full swing in the Sky studio. 2 more minutes until the spunk starts flying wildly. But, in truth, one team wanted to win, one team could be arsed at all. Scoreline reflects that.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:51 PM
Hernandez best player for West Ham according to Neville. Well yes, he's run around. But I could almost do that. Doesn't mean I wouldn't be shit.

FT

Cunts win it easily 4-0

West Ham going down if that's their version of competition.

Globalgunner
13-08-2017, 04:51 PM
The Porn brothers should consider a refund for all their fans who came to watch their team lay down and die with the manager fellating Mourinho at HT

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:52 PM
The swagger is back lads.

Like the swagger a thug walks with when he's just nicked a cane off a blind man.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:52 PM
Fucking Spuds won too. What a day.

Niall_Quinn
13-08-2017, 04:54 PM
The Porn brothers should consider a refund for all their fans who came to watch their team lay down and die with the manager fellating Mourinho at HT

Saw that. The competition and rivalry has been queered out of this league. They're all happy regardless of the result, and wouldn't you be with that much money sloshing around?