This Weekend's Fixtures & Palace v Man Utd (03/04/05 Mar).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 3rd March 2018
Burnley v Everton, 12:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Leicester City v Bournemouth, 15:00
Southampton v Stoke, 15:00
Swansea City v West Ham United, 15:00
Tottenham Hotspur v Huddersfield Town, 15:00
Watford v West Brom, 15:00
Liverpool v Newcastle, 17:30 http://i64.tinypic.com/142wu9h.png

Sunday, 4th March 2018
Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal, 13:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Manchester City v Chelsea, 16:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

Monday, 5th March 2018
Crystal Palace v Manchester United, 20:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

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I don't think anybody really wants to see as it stands right now.

[Goonermerree]

Every team above us bar Chelsea should win this weekend, will we?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 Everton, Tosun.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pickford saves from Lennon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And now from Mee!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wood came on for Hendrick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-1 Everton, Barnes.

Keane. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Davies hauled off, Wazza on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tosun off, Niasse on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 2-1 Neverton, Wood!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham: Lloris, Aurier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Eriksen, Dele, Son, Kane.

Huddersfield: Lossl, Hadergjonaj, Jorgensen, Schindler, Kongolo, Hogg, Williams, Quaner, Pritchard, van La Parra, Mounie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton: McCarthy, Soares, Stephens, Hoedt, Bertrand, Lemina, Romeu, Sims, Tadic, Redmond, Carrillo.

Stoke: Butland, Bauer, Zouma, Martins Indi, Stafylidis, Cameron, Allen, Ndiaye, Choupo-Moting, Shaqiri.

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Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, van der Hoorn, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson, Andre Ayew, Ki, Clucas, King, Jordan Ayew.

West Ham: Adrian, Zabaleta, Reid, Cresswell, Evra, Rice, Noble, Kouyate, Lanzini, Arnautovic, Hernandez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester: Schmeichel, Morgan, Vardy, Albrighton, Silva, Maguire, Amartey, James, Ndidi, Mahrez, Fuchs.

Bournemouth: Begovic, Francis, Cook, Gosling, Ake, Daniels, Wilson, Smith, Cook, King, Stanislas.

[Niall_Quinn]

Suppose it's pointless hoping Huddersfield can survive all the diving and last minute flukes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford: Karnezis, Holebas, Mariappa, Prodl, Janmaat, Capoue, Doucoure, Richarlison, Pereyra, Carrillo, Mr. Cojones.

West Brom: Foster, Gibbs, Evans, Hegazi, Dawson, Brunt, Krychowiak, Livermore, Phillips, Rondon, Rodriguez the racist, allegedly.

[Goonermerree]

Suppose it's pointless hoping Huddersfield can survive all the diving and last minute flukes.

It's not worth wasting the mental energy on it any more. Just be pleasantly surprised if it happens.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-0 'Ammers, Ki!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli booked but not for diving. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 1-0 Huddersfield, Son.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-0 'Ammers, Van Der Hoorn.

Moyes. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Bournemouth, dive from King by the sounds of it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 0-1 Bournemouth, King pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Richarlison throwing his toys out of the pram after being subbed. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 3-0 'Ammers, King.

Moyes. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-0 Huddersfield, Son with his second.

He's a good squad player, sadly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Swansea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 4-0 'Ammers, Jordan Ayew.

Moyes. :haha:

Oh and another team concedes four or more in the Premier League. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford 1-0 WBA, Deeney!

Pardiola. :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Karius, Lovren, Alexander-Arnold, Robertson, Van Dijk, Henderson, Can, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Salah, Mane, Firmino.
Subs: Mignolet, Milner, Gomez, Moreno, Lallana, Solanke, Matip.

Newcastle: Dubravka, Dummett, Lascelles, Lejeune, Yedlin, Merino, Atsu, Diame, Kenedy, Murphy, Gayle.
Subs: Darlow, Clark, Ritchie, Hayden, Perez, Manquillo, Joselu.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 4-1 'Ammers, Antonio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 1-1 Bournemouth, Mahrez!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mane. :haha:

Embarrasing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This has been shit.

[LDG]

1-0 Salah

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Salah. :sleep:

[LDG]

Nice to see a team run with the ball and make space for each other

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Karius saves from Diame's howitzer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nice to see a team run with the ball and make space for each other

It isn't.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT.

[LDG]

It isn't.

Well no. It isn’t. But you know what I mean.

We used to do that :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0, Mane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gayle hauled off, Joselu on.

[LDG]

Henderson showing them how it used to be in his day

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Murphy off, Perez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Salah. :lol:

Get up.

Klopp going mental, again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 FT.

[LDG]

Klopp seems to have stolen Sue Pollard’s glasses

[Niall_Quinn]

13 points behind the spuds and 15 behind Liverpool. How unacceptable does it have t be before he's sacked?

[AFC Leveller]

13 points behind the spuds and 15 behind Liverpool. How unacceptable does it have t be before he's sacked?

But Wenger turned down every club in the world, we shouldn’t forget that.

[AFC Leveller]

13 points behind the spuds and 15 behind Liverpool. How unacceptable does it have t be before he's sacked?

Closer to West Brom than City....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Ederson, Walker, Laporte, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Gundogan, Bernardo, Sane, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger; Moses, Fabregas, Drinkwater, Alonso, Willian, Hazard, Pedro.

[Cripps]

Geoff Shreeves is a prick. Trying to get Conte to cry on live TV.

[Goonermerree]

Geoff Shreeves is a prick. Trying to get Conte to cry on live TV.

I thought that too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Geoff Shreeves is a prick. Trying to get Conte to cry on live TV.

Tried pulling on his wig?

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Chelsea, we can still win the league on goal difference.

[Cripps]

Come on Chelsea.

Widen the gap with us please.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Both teams playing in blue looks shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sane shot, charged down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh are much more vibrant already.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We go to Henry in the stands mid-contract signing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sane is some dribbler.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zinchenko kicks the ball out of play so he can a yellow for his foul earlier in the piece.

Weird.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta clears off the line from Sane!

[Cripps]

100% red.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

B. Silva. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. Shite.

[Cripps]

Thierry :haha:

And people want him to manage us :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

1-0 B. Silva

Our title dream in tatters

[Cripps]

Moses :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Airshot from Laporte.

[Master Splinter]

Bif is playing less now than he did for us. He should have gone to Burnley or Brighton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Conte will be gone surely?

No way they'll tolerate falling out the Champions League places.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Bruyne sends it sky high.

[Cripps]

Chelsea have been utterly atrocious going forward.

[Master Splinter]

Walker is so shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck this I'm having takeaway.

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck this I'm having takeaway.

What takeaway?

[Cripps]

I had Dominos last night.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What takeaway?

I'm thinking pizza to be honest.

Willian off, Bif on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor from De Bruyne.

[Marc Overmars]

I'm thinking pizza to be honest.
.

Topping?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Topping?

I'm always a Hawaiian fan but I wouldn't mind a really good pepperoni. I might go for something I've never had.

[Cripps]

Dominos Vegi Volcano is top top qualitee.

[Globalgunner]

I'm always a Hawaiian fan but I wouldn't mind a really good pepperoni. I might go for something I've never had.

Mexican with added Salsa

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero off, Jesus on.

I'm fairly sure Aguero got his name on the teamsheet, Neville.

[Cripps]

Mexican with added Salsa

On a pizza? :blink:

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm always a Hawaiian fan but I wouldn't mind a really good pepperoni. I might go for something I've never had.

Domino's pepperoni is a bit oily.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard off, Morata on. :haha:

What's the point?

[Niall_Quinn]

Dominos Vegi Volcano is top top qualitee.

Except it has no meat. So WTF is the point of it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I've decided BBQ sauce, bacon and pepperoni with extra cheese.

This could be a disaster but worth a go I think.

[Cripps]

Except it has no meat. So WTF is the point of it?

No halal no party.

[Marc Overmars]

BBQ sauce on pizza is some nasty shit man.

No tomato, no party.

[Master Splinter]

The most damning thing for Conte is that Chelsea couldn't beat Arsenal once this season and that he's the only manager in world football with a losing record against him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tomato is the same old uninspired shit, that might be because it's tried and tested I guess.

[Cripps]

Texas BBQ, replace bacon with extra cheese :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 FT.

Chelsea have dropped relatively speaking further than we have.

[Marc Overmars]

Texas BBQ, replace bacon with extra cheese :bow:

Halal bacon?

[Master Splinter]

Still time for Old Guus to get them into the top four.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh are obviously going to be champions.

Wonder how much respect they'll be given.

I give them none.

[Niall_Quinn]

I've decided BBQ sauce, bacon and pepperoni with extra cheese.

This could be a disaster but worth a go I think.

No. They leave too much of the fat on the bacon.

Don't do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

BBQ sauce on pizza is some nasty shit man.

No tomato, no party.

Depends. BBQ and meatballs can be a great.

Talking of pizza, I once knew someone who ordered a gluten free pizza. Not kidding either.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tomato is the same old uninspired shit, that might be because it's tried and tested I guess.

It's a foundation. Has to be there, like organised defending. Or else nothing else works. Like Ozil.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No. They leave too much of the fat on the bacon.

Don't do it.

Already done. :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

Already done. :good:

You fucked up.

Whether you take responsibility for it or try to pass it off on somebody else, we shall see.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You fucked up.

Whether you take responsibility for it or try to pass it off on somebody else, we shall see.

I'm tired from Thursday's travel exertions.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm tired from Thursday's travel exertions.

Even so, you should still be able to order a basic pizza without completely fucking it up.

As this is the first occasion I suppose you get a chance to redeem yourself. But if you carry on doing this for 12 years - expect a strongly worded leaflet campaign.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You can always send in a letter.

[Master Splinter]

Maccy has made 82478657834567 topping substitutions.

How many have you all made?

[Niall_Quinn]

Maccy has made 82478657834567 topping substitutions.

How many have you all made?

:getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great success if you ask me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great success if you ask me.

Delusional.

[Letters]

City have the same points now, with 9 games left, as we won the title with in 1998

:wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

City have the same points now, with 9 games left, as we won the title with in 1998

:wacko:

That's because they bought 3 internationals for every position in the team. There is nothing even moderately remarkable about what they have done. Had they not done it, that would have been remarkable. I suppose the amount of cash they have blown getting the team right is pretty remarkable. So yes, I'll give them that. Otherwise, none of their players rank high in the list of PL entertainers and none of their results stick in the memory. The most predictable champions since the PL began. Their cash has made the whole thing inevitable and desperately dull.

[Marc Overmars]

They’re better than the Invincibles.

[Niall_Quinn]

They’re better than the Invincibles.

Not even close. The Invincibles had to do the business in a league of players who could play. Now the league is packed with pubbers and ultra defensive, plodding coaches. We saw the gypos being ripped to shreds by Liverpool and there's a reason for that. Klopp didn't buy into their hype and he exploited a weakness that will always mark them out as inferior to the Invincibles - their shit defence.

So much hype about this lot, mostly in worship of Guardiola. But prior gypo teams were a lot better if you wanted to go and enjoy watching a match. Pep plays boring shit and has always played boring shit. Very technical, very disciplined, very effective. But ultra boring. There's only one man in football more boring than Pep, and we all know who that is. Maureen. That's right. Not even Wenger is as boring as Pep - he tries to be but he's not good enough to emulate him.

[Marc Overmars]

I’m joking but if they win the CL I’d have to rank them as better. Not winning the CL was a huge failure on our part, especially as the quality of the top teams in Europe back then was not as strong as it is now.

[Niall_Quinn]

I’m joking but if they win the CL I’d have to rank them as better.

Not saying they are a bad team. Certainly Pep's Barca weren't a bad team, they were excellent. But brain shatteringly boring, like this current crop of gypos. I think you need to provide a bit of entertainment to be considered great. That's why you don't hear anyone talking about Maureen's teams in those terms.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Wan-Bissaka, Tomkins, Schlupp, Van Aanholt, Kelly, McArthur, Milivojevic, Townsend, Sorloth, Benteke.

Man United: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Lindelof, Young, Matic, McTominay, Pogba, Sanchez, Lingard, Lukaku.

[Cripps]

WHAT A GOAL :bow:

[Cripps]

Deflection :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-0 Man Utd, Townsend! :lol:

[HCZ]

United seem to be as shit as us away from home...almost

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba cross, Hennessey completely fluffs it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's what happens when Townsend doesn't get a deflection.

[Master Splinter]

If Arsenal weren't a complete omnishitfest, Cuntchez being a non-event at United might have been pointed out a bit more.

I suppose Pogba outdoing him in the underwhelming stakes has taken precedence too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McTominay booked, ridiculous challenge.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andy Hinchcliffe is shocked that Alexis turns inside and looks to clip the ball rather than play it wide.

Has he just seen him or something?

[HCZ]

If Arsenal weren't a complete omnishitfest, Cuntchez being a non-event at United might have been pointed out a bit more.

I suppose Pogba outdoing him in the underwhelming stakes has taken precedence too.

Yeah I don’t really blame Wenger for this either. Not that you can really give Wenger credit for him having the best form of his career whilst with us either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Arsenal are in their worst period for two decades and are light years behind Citeh, which has been highlighted a few thousand time in recent weeks.

What excuse do these other teams have to be so far behind when they have the Hollywood managers, mega record signings in their ranks, the continued might of the PL commercial juggernaut behind them and no life-sucking psychopathic old crone dragging them down?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Van Aanholt! :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsenal are in their worst period for two decades and are light years behind Citeh, which has been highlighted a few thousand time in recent weeks.

What excuse do these other teams have to be so far behind when they have the Hollywood managers, mega record signings in their ranks, the continued might of the PL commercial juggernaut behind them and no life-sucking psychopathic old crone dragging them down?

Precisely why we need to act fast and get a new manager in. It's not beyond us to be competitive again, maybe not title winners for a while, but competitive at least.

[Cripps]

:haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

2-0 Van Aanholt! :haha:

Maureen :haha:

Another has-been.

[Cripps]

Luke Shaw likes a few pies doesn't he.

[Master Splinter]

Maureen :haha:

Another has-been.

Another £400m in the summer will rectify that.

[Cripps]

Fucks sake.

[Master Splinter]

2-2, Lukaku.

Palace :doh:.

[Cripps]

When will de gea f*ck off?

[Master Splinter]

Fuck. Off. De. Gea.

[Cripps]

Lukaku :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

What a goal. :faint:

[GP]

What a fluke

[Master Splinter]

Woy :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

2-2, Lukaku.

Palace :doh:.

What do you mean 2-2???

WTF happened to 2-1?

How the fuck have Palace let that fat useless shit score against them?

[Cripps]

Celebrating 2nd like they've won the title :lol:

How the mighty have fallen :lol:

[Letters]

:sick:

[Marc Overmars]

:sick:

It’s not even puke worthy anymore, given how far off from these teams we are.

[LDG]

Yup. Don’t give a fuck.