This Weekend's Fixtures (07/08 April).

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Saturday, 7th April 2018
Everton v Liverpool, 12:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Brighton & Hove Albion v Huddersfield Town, 15:00
Leicester City v Newcastle United, 15:00
Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur, 15:00
Watford v Burnley, 15:00
West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City, 15:00
Manchester City v Manchester Utd, 17:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

Sunday, 8th April 2018
Arsenal v Southampton, 14:15 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Chelsea v West Ham United, 16:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg


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As it stands:

http://i63.tinypic.com/16c12ef.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh are Champions with a win. I can't work out if I want them to win it.

Six games to spare is a bit ridiculous but then it might see Mourinho cry for 38837837 years.

[Goonermerree]

City will win the title anyway, might as well make Moaning Maureen cry along the way.

[Letters]

I hope City win it today and then Mourinho dies in a fire.

[Goonermerree]

I hope City win it today and then Mourinho dies in a fire.

Harsh!

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Sky's programme for the Friendly Derby is on now.

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Everton: Pickford, Coleman, Jagielka, Keane, Baines, Rooney, Schneiderlin, Walcott, Davies, Bolasie, Tosun.
Subs: Martina, Gueye, Niasse, Funes Mori, Calvert-Lein, Robkes, Baningime.

Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Lovren, Van Dijk, Klavan, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Milner, Ings, Solanke, Mane.
Subs: Firmino, Moreno, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mignolet, Jones, Masterson, Alexander-Arnold.

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Theo and Ox interview in a taxi. :sarcy:

[GP]

Harsh!

Not harsh enough.

[GP]

Everton: Pickford, Coleman, Jagielka, Keane, Baines, Rooney, Schneiderlin, Walcott, Davies, Bolasie, Tosun.
Subs: Martina, Gueye, Niasse, Funes Mori, Calvert-Lein, Robkes, Baningime.

Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Lovren, Van Dijk, Klavan, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Milner, Ings, Solanke, Mane.
Subs: Firmino, Moreno, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mignolet, Jones, Masterson, Alexander-Arnold.

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Theo and Ox interview in a taxi. :sarcy:

Yeah I've seen those FakeTaxi videos...

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Jonny Evans. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Rumours abound of quite a few buses gone missing in Manchester. Last they were seen heading towards the Etihad.

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Wijnaldum. :haha:

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Tosun hoiks it over.

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How the fuck has Pickford saved from Solanke?

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Karius with a great save to deny Bolasie.

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Pickford outsretches to deny Milner.

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Bolasie leaves his foot in on Ings.

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Utterly useless from Mane.

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0-0 HT. Awful.

[Thierrymon]

This is fucking shit.

[Goonermerree]

Pool will have an eye on the second leg of CL and Everton are rubbish anyway.I'm not surprised it's rubbish.

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Wazza well and truly hauled off, Gueye on.

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Fight fight fight!

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Milner off, Ox on.

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Mane off, Firmino on.

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Tosun misses a sitter, as in, completely misses the ball.

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Embarrassing from Theo.

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Davies off, Baningime on. :unsure:

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Theo. :haha:

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Tosun and Calvert-Lewin both fuck it up within a couple of minutes.

Neverton. :bow:

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Neverton 0-0 Liverpool, FT.

Abysmal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Exactly what I wanted from that game.

A non-event.

[Globalgunner]

C`mon Orcs!. Ive always liked Stoke City. Some of the nicest people you could ever meet dwell there.

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Watford: Karnezis, Janmaat, Prodl, Mariappa, Holebas, Capoue, Doucoure, Femenia, Hughes, Pereyra, Deeney.

Burnley: Pope, Lowton, Tarkowski, Long, Ward, Lennon, Westwood, Cork, Nkoudou, Barnes, Wood.

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Stoke: Butland, Johnson, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters, Bauer, Allen, Ndiaye, Sobhi, Shaqiri, Diouf.

Spuds: Lloris, Aurier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Rose, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen, Dele, Son, Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth: Begovic, Francis, Cook, Gosling, Ake, Pugh, Daniels, Wilson, Cook, Defoe, Fraser.

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Tomkins, Cabaye, Loftus-Cheek, Townsend, Zaha, Sakho, McArthur, Wan-Bissaka.

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Brighton: Ryan, Bong, Dunk, Duffy, Schelotto, Propper, Izquierdo, Stephens, Propper, Gross, March, Murray.

Huddersfield: Lossl, Kongolo, Schindler, Jorgensen, Hadergjonaj, Van La Parra, Mooy, Hogg, Ince, Pritchard, Mounie.

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Leicester: Schmeichel, Chillwell, Maguire, Morgan, Simpson, Albrighton, Iborra, Silva, Mahrez, Vardy, Diabate.

Newcastle: Dubravka, Dummett, Lejeune, Lascelles, Yedlin, Kenedy, Shelvey, Diame, Ritchie, Perez, Gayle.

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West Brom: Foster, Nyom, Dawson, Hegazi, Gibbs, Phillips, Livermore, Brunt, McClean, Rondon, Rodriguez.

Swansea; Fabianski, Naughton, Van Der Hoorn, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson, Ayew, King, Carroll, Clucas, Tammy.

[Globalgunner]

i see Danny Rose has shorn himself of his Gorilla haircut. His Marcelo wannabe dreams have been put on hold

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Leicester 0-1 Newcastle, Shelvey!

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Kammy calls him 'Howard' Gayle. :haha:

WTF?

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Brighton 1-0 Huddersfield, March.

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Brighton 1-1 Huddersfield, Mounie.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Hate to say it but for the sake of keeping Palace safe and relegating the Orcs I could do with a Spurs win today. :sick:

Not like they're not going to get top four either.

[GP]

Hate to say it but for the sake of keeping Palace safe and relegating the Orcs I could do with a Spurs win today. :sick:

Not like they're not going to get top four either.

I get what you're saying, but...

[Globalgunner]

I get what you're saying, but...

Tooth extractions are more pleasant than a Spuds win. I get you man.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Get in Palace! Now hold on!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-1 Stoke.

Lloris smashes the ball in Diouf's face, who puts it in and falls to the floor. :lol:

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WBA 1-0 Swansea, Rodriguez.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

WBA 1-1 Swansea, Diouf.

Kammy?

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Watford 1-0 Burnley, Pereyra.

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Kammy?

Haha, I was still asleep I think.

[GP]

1-1 Stoke.

Lloris smashes the ball in Diouf's face, who puts it in and falls to the floor. :lol:

https://streamable.com/05yxa

:lol:

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Stoke 1-2 Spuds, Eriksen freekick according to Sky.

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Bournemouth 1-1 Palace, Mousset.

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Watford 1-1 Burnley, Vokes.

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Watford 1-2 Burnley, Cork. :doh:

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Propper sent off.

Bournemouth 1-2 Palace, Zaha!

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Leicester 0-2 Newcastle, Perez!

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WBA 1-1 Swansea, Tammy!

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Leicester 1-2 Newcastle, Vardy.

[Globalgunner]

Diouf or Welbeck. Who is more shit.? Debate

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Bournemouth 2-2 Palace, King.

Woy. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bollocks. Palace keep ballsing this up!

They should be safe already!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 2-2 Palace, FT.

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Brighton 1-1 Huddersfield, FT.

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Leicester 1-2 Newcastle, FT!

Newcastle are 10th now.

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Watford 1-2 Burnley, FT.

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WBA 1-1 Swansea, FT.

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Stoke 1-2 Spuds, FT.

Stoke. :lol:

:wave:

Citeh: Ederson; Danilo, Kompany, Otamendi, Delph; Fernandinho, Gundogan, Bernardo; D.Silva, Sterling, Sane
Subs: Bravo, Laporte, Walker, Aguero, G Jesus, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne.

Man Utd: De Gea; Young, Bailly, Smalling, Valencia; Matic, Pogba, Herrera; Lingard, Lukaku, Sanchez
Subs: Pereira, Lindelof, Rojo, Mata, Martial, Rashford, McTominay.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

We need to the business tomorrow! Can't be letting Southampton out of the relegation zone!

The current bottom three need to be the three that go down!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Danilo. :haha:

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Sanchez fucks up the pass then calls for everyone to press. :lol:

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Youngy fell on his arse but somehow diverts it away from Sterling.

Ah he saved it.

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Youngy dry humps Sterling, no foul.

[Globalgunner]

Pogba showing where his true allegiances lie with his latest hair dye.

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There's the advert for Tinder around the ground.

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Citeh fans threw a banana on to the pitch.

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B.Silva fluffs it from not many yards out.

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Citeh 1-0 Man Utd, Kompany.

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2-0 Gundogan.

Mourinho. :haha:

[Letters]

Mourinho. :haha:
I concur.

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Guardiola making him his bitch again.

Another 5-0 incoming? :popcorn:

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Sterling just dropped the Ashes.

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Sterling has done it again!

:haha:

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Herrera booked.

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2-0 HT!

[Globalgunner]

I expect Mourinho to shoot some of his players at the interval. For not parking the bus properly.

[Letters]

Mourinho was on his way to the bus bank...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I need more playa.

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Danilo is nearly dead.

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Pogba shoots but easy for Ederson.

[GP]

Mourinho was on his way to the bus bank...

He is a fraud.

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Gundogan clips the woodwork.

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Citeh 2-1 Man Utd, Pogba pubs it in!

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2-2 Pogba again!

Pep.:haha:

[GP]

2-2 Pogba again!

Pep.:haha:

Bald fraud

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David Silva fucks it up.

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Tyler going on and on about 2012.

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2-3 Smalling! :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

City :lol:

They’ll still win it obviously but that’s careless.

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"If you're Liverpool, you're lapping this up" - Gary Neville. :haha:

Yeah I am sure they're ecstatic with Man Utd winning.

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B.Silva off, Jesus on.

David Silva off, De Bruyne on, I think.

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On comes Aguero.

Gundogan off.

Neville saw the Gundogan sub coming, even though he didn't say anything. Also he saw Man Utd scoring 2 at HT apparently. :rolleyes:

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Should've been a pelanty surely?

Fight fight fight!

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How the fuck can Atkinson not give that? Should be a red and all!

Unbelievable.

[Goonermerree]

City imploding.

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Then Fernandinho should have been sent off for booting Lingard.

All on the ref though for bottling a decision beforehand.

Aguero booked. :unsure:

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Pogba booked now.

Neville loves it. Stupid cunt.

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Sanchez off, Rashford on.

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Lingard off, McTominay on.

[Globalgunner]

How the fuck can Atkinson not give that? Should be a red and all!

Unbelievable.

No British refs at the WC. Go figure?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a save from De Gea to deny Aguero.

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How has Sterling missed again?! :haha:

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Five added minutes.

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Kompany and Jesus booked.

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Herrera off, Lindelof on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-3 Man Utd, FT!!

What a bottle job. :haha:

Failing to win the title at home from 2-0 up. :haha:

Guardiola. :haha:

Kompany. :haha:

Dream come true for Citeh fans. :haha:

Atkinson. :haha:

Best team in PL history. :haha:

Spuds away next for them. :popcorn:

[Globalgunner]

Sterling is pure crap. The weakest link in that City squad are the English players. Sterling, Walker, Stones..all shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling. :haha:

Forgot about him.

[Cripps]

Was that not the most blatant corruption? That is up there with Mike Riley against us at Old Trafford. The ref gave City nothing and they were denied 2 stonewall penalties :lol:

It's funny how Utd always get the run of play and results in these type of games. The authorities didn't want City winning today due to the reputational damage it would cause their biggest cash cow.

[Özim]

Mourinho :bow:

Man U, king of the giant slayers :bow:

City really having a wobble, good thing the league is won, but it's a bit of an anticlimax with failing to win it today.

[Goonermerree]

Just realised, Burnley are now two points behind us.

[LDG]

Steve Irling :lol:

[LDG]

Ashley Young is a fucking cunt.

[LDG]

Corruption at its finest.

If there was no bias, City are up about 5 at half time.

That said, if there were no money, City would be in the championship.

All rather funny. Except for the fact nobody killed mourinho.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sheer complacency by Pep. To be outbid for the ref like that. Shocking. Especially given the fact he's bought every ref up to this point, so no excuse whatsoever for fucking up.

But the clear evidence is there. Attack the gypos and they are quite ordinary. Give them too much respect and (like us) they'll pass you off the pitch. Give them respect and let them them buy the ref and you get what we have seen this season - an unchallenged title win.

But the flaws are there and this crazy talk about them being one of the best PL teams ever :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And that he has Sterling.

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Honest Frank thinks Kane should get the goal because he doesn't lie. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMCk30_M9jE

Refs. :haha:

[Goonermerree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMCk30_M9jE

Refs. :haha:

God he should have been off for that and a pen given, unbelievable!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Rudiger; Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Morata, Hazard
Subs: Caballero, Christensen, Emerson, Bakayoko, Drinkwater, Pedro, Giroud.

West Ham: Hart; Rice, Ogbonna, Cresswell; Zabaleta, Kouyate, Noble, Fernandes, Masuaku; Joao Mario; Arnautovic
Subs: Adrian, Evra, Pask, Cullen, Diangana, Hugill, Hernandez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Azpilicueta.

[Goonermerree]

Still 0-0 on my stream!

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1-1 Hernandez. :haha:

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Clumsy touch from Pedro.

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And again. Just boots it out of play!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Would prefer to see West Ham be in trouble but it'd be hilarious if we manage to overtake Chelsea. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arnautovic just dopped the Ashes.

Hazard shoots, should be an easy save for Hart but he still fumbles it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Bif has his header saved by Hart!

[Globalgunner]

PL refs!. The worst a country can get.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five minutes Abramovich time.

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Hart gets MotM. :haha:

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Pedro has been terrible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-1 West Ham, FT!

That's it for Chelsea getting Champions League surely.

Boos ring out! :haha:

Chelsea. :lol:

Conte. :bow:

Ruining them before he leaves.

We're just three points behind now. :popcorn:

[Mac76]

Chelsea 1-1 West Ham, FT!

That's it for Chelsea getting Champions League surely.

Boos ring out! :haha:

Chelsea. :lol:

Conte. :bow:

Ruining them before he leaves.

We're just three points behind now. :popcorn:

yeah we could actually catch them at this rate :pal:

hands off of our fifth place spot Chelski! ##

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Spurs have appealed to the Prmier League to get Eriksen's second goal officially awarded to Kane.

Wow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If you were Eriksen, you'd be pissed off and hand in a transfer request, right?

[GP]

Spurs have appealed to the Prmier League to get Eriksen's second goal officially awarded to Kane.

Wow.

...why??

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

...why??

Presumably so he has more chance of the golden boot :shrug:

[Marc Overmars]

A bit sad but I guess if you're a striker with designs on breaking goal scoring records then you'd take any +1.

[Niall_Quinn]

Presumably so he has more chance of the golden boot :shrug:

So they can get a higher transfer fee? He has to leave, doesn't he? While he's at the top of his game. The manager will be off. Their better players will be poached. He's not winning titles or progressing in the CL if he stays with the spuds. So it's all academic really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think they should give him this goal and then deduct the other 24 off him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane gets the goal awarded to him. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DacNnlvXkAE_qOk.jpg

[GP]

I'm sure his teammate is delighted.

[AFC Leveller]

Harry Kane stealing his mate’s goal is a bit low to be honest. Yes he wants the golden boot and will probably get a bit more cash for it but I think appealing to get awarded a goal that already belongs to your teammate is a disgrace.

[Thierrymon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglaJs7EZks&t=0s

[Letters]

Alan Smith will be claiming that one at Anfield '89 next.


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