This Weekend's Fixtures & Tottenham v Watford (28/29/30 April).

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Saturday, 28th April 2018
Liverpool v Stoke City, 12:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Burnley v Brighton & Hove Albion, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Leicester City, 15:00
Huddersfield Town v Everton, 15:00
Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion, 15:00
Southampton v Bournemouth, 15:00
Swansea City v Chelsea, 17:30 http://i64.tinypic.com/142wu9h.png


Sunday, 29th April 2018
West Ham United v Manchester City, 14:15 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Manchester United v Arsenal, 16:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg


Monday, 30th April 2018
Tottenham Hotspur v Watford, 20:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

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As it stands:

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[Goonermerree]

Some club must be getting relegated this weekend, it's the only exciting thing left in the league.

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Liverpool: Karius, Alexander-Arnold, Van Dijk, Klavan, Moreno, Gomez, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Salah, Firmino, Ings.

Stoke: Butland, Zouma, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters, Shaqiri, Allen, Ndiaye, Bauer, Diouf, Crouch.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Liverpool win would all but relegate the orcs tbh.

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Alexander-Arnold stumbling but not really a pelanty.

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Salah. :haha:

What a miss!

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Diouf is useless.

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Butland saves from Alexander-Arnold's scuffer.

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Shaqiri puts it right across goal!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So Liverpool aren't as infallible as the media made out after Tuesday.

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Wijanldum shoots, side netting.

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Crouchinho booked, should be a red really.

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Disallowed goal for Ings. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ok that's enough faffing around Pool. Time to relegate these Orcs.

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Gomez blocks Ramadan's shot.

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Pieters and Salah doing the Trump - Macron handholding.

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Alexander-Arnold hauled off for Milner, Ings off for Clyne.

Crouch off, Fletcher on.

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Moreno fires it, wide.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Liverpool you had one job to do.


At any rate a point is probably not enough for Stoke either with their horrendous GD. They need to go for the win here.

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Zouma just gets in front of Salah.

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Great save from Pieters!

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Van Dijk booked.

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How hasn't Shawcross scored?!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

If only Roma adopted the same tactics Stoke have used today instead of playing like brainless morans they could have got a result on Tuesday.

It's not rocket science dealing with Klopp's Liverpool at Anfield.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

There's a good chance that Stoke's final day game with Swansea could be a relegation decider. :popcorn:

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Butland. :haha:

Six added minutes for some reason.

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Wijnaldum heads over. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

If the Orcs survive because of this point here then ......

Liverpool :doh:

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Ndiaye. :haha:

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Liverpool 0-0 Stoke, FT!

Utter turd of a game.

If Chelsea win their next three (they play Liverpool at home next week and a game in hand), Liverpool aren't totally assured of qualifying for the Champions League.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Liverpool deserve to lose their top four place because of this.


A point gives Stoke a chance as their final two games are against teams around them, Palace & Swansea.


Hopefully Palace win today to assure them of safety so they don't go into the Stoke game shitting bricks about their survival.

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Newcastle: Dubravka; Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett; Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Kenedy; Perez; Gayle.

WBA: Foster; Nyom, Dawson, Hegazi, Gibbs; Phillips, Livermore, Brunt, McClean; Rodriguez; Rondon.

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Huddersfield: Lossl; Hadergjonaj, Jorgensen, Schindler, Kongolo; Hogg, Mooy, Quaner, Pritchard; Van La Parra, Mounie.

Everton: Pickford; Coleman, Keane, Jagielka, Baines; Gueye, Schneiderlin, Rooney; Walcott, Tosun, Vlasic.

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Crystal Palace: Hennessey; Ward, Tomkins, Sakho, Van Aanholt; Loftus-Cheek, McArthur, Cabaye, Milivojevic; Townsend, Zaha.

Leicester: Hamer; Albrighton, Maguire, Morgan, Chilwell; Gray, Choudhury, Ndidi, Mahrez; Iheanacho, Vardy.

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Burnley: Pope, Ward, Tarkowski, Long, Lowton, Gudmundsson, Westwood, Cork, Lennon, Wood, Barnes.

Brighton: Ryan, Bong, Dunk, Duffy, Bruno, Stephens, Kayal, Gross, Knockaert, Izquierdo, Ulloa.

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Southampton: McCarthy, Betrand, Hoedt, Yoshida, Soarea, Bednarek, Lemina, Romeu, Tadic, Redmond, Austin.

Bournemouth: Begovic, Daniels, Ake, Cook, Francis, Fraser, Cook, Gosling, Mousset, King, Wilson.

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Iheanacho clears off the line to deny Tomkins.

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Palace 1-0 Leicester, Zaha!

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Southampton 1-0 Bournemouth, Tadic! :sick:

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Newcastle 0-1 WBA, Phillips. :lol:

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Palace 2-0 Leicester, McArthur.

Huddersfield 0-1 Everton, Tosun. :popcorn:

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Southampton 1-1 Bournemouth, King.

Sparky. :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Palace 2-0 Leicester, McArthur.

Huddersfield 0-1 Everton, Tosun. :popcorn:

Fuck. Town need this to stay up

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Huddersfield have still got City, Chelsea and Us. They could still go down here.


Wenger's last game may be them fighting for their lives to stay up.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Huddersfield have still got City, Chelsea and Us. They could still go down here.


Wenger's last game may be them fighting for their lives to stay up.

I’m trying to get tickets for that game. Mate is a STH there.

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2 - 1 Tadic


Sparky :sick:

If this holds I reckon they'll stay up at the expense of either Huddersfield or Swansea.

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Apparently the Everton fans are abusing Big Sam despite actually winning the game. :lol::lol:

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Huddersfield 0 Everton 2

Gueye

Huddersfield :rose:


Though it'd be hilarious if we let them survive at the expense of the orcs on the last day by giving them a point. :lol::lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Palace 3 Leicester 0

Loftus-Cheek

Woy :bow:

No way in hell are Huddersfield getting four more points so I reckon they're pretty much safe now.

[Goonermerree]

I’m trying to get tickets for that game. Mate is a STH there.

Me too. It's a long shot though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Crystal Palace 4-0 Leicester

Patrick van Aanholt

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Palace all but safe now :bow:

Darren Moore :bow:

Pardiola :haha::haha: If only they sacked him 5 games before they did .... they could have been safe.

Sparky :sick:


It's going to be WBA + two out of Southampton, Stoke, Swansea or Huddersfield.

My money is on Stoke & Huddersfield joining WBA down.

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Palace won 5-0 in the end. :haha:

Bentekkers pelanty for the fifth.

Albrighton was sent off also. :lol:

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Swansea: Fabianski, Roberts, Naughton, Mawson, Van der Hoorn, Olsson, Clucas, Ki, King, J Ayew, A Ayew.

Chelsea: Courtois, Moses, Rudiger, Cahill, Azpilicueta, Emerson, Kante, Bakayoko, Fabregas, Hazard, Giroud.

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Swansea 0-1 Chelsea, Cesc. :lol:

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BT Commentator Darren Fletcher calls him Carlos Carvalho. :haha:

Also, he said Kante is facing the prospect of not winning the Premier League for the first time in his career.

Does he think Man City are going to get the league taken off them or something?

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Moses booked.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ok turning this on. Hopefully it's a good game.

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Moses :haha:


How did he miss?

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Hazard. :haha:

Moses' miss from 2 yards. :haha:

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Hazard off, Willian on

Cesc off, Pedro on.

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Giroud coming on to replace Morata says Fletcher. :haha:

He's having a shocker.

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Mawson hits it but straight at Courtois.

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Carroll shoots just wide.

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Pound for Pound I think Morata will go down as the worse signing by any PL team in history.

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Fight fight fight!

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Cahill poleaxed by Ayew :lol:

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Swansea 0-1 Chelsea, FT.

Fletcher still keeps calling him Carvalho! :haha:

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Full Time.

Dull game truth be told and Carvajal's new manager bounce has well and truly gone.

They're right in the shits and have two six pointer games against Southampton & Stoke which will decide their fate.

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West Ham United: Adrian; Ogbonna, Rice, Cresswell; Zabaleta, Noble, Kouyate, Fernandes, Evra; Lanzini; Arnautovic.

Man City: Ederson; Walker, Laporte, Otamendi, Delph; Fernandinho, Gundogan, De Bruyne, Sane, Sterling; Jesus.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Even though it's unlikely, West Ham could still go down and aren't out of the woods. Assuming City win here, they've still got tricky matches against Utd, Leicester away (who'll want to respond after the Palace battering) and Everton. They still need three points to be assured of safety.


Would actually prefer them to go down instead of Southampton tbh tbf. Still haven't forgiven them for fleecing the taxpayer for a free stadium.

[AFC Leveller]

Even though it's unlikely, West Ham could still go down and aren't out of the woods. Assuming City win here, they've still got tricky matches against Utd, Leicester away (who'll want to respond after the Palace battering) and Everton. They still need three points to be assured of safety.


Would actually prefer them to go down instead of Southampton tbh tbf. Still haven't forgiven them for fleecing the taxpayer for a free stadium.

Yeah but at least they are a more or less guaranteed 6 points, where as Saints always take points off us.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

0 - 1

Sane.

Come on Citeh :sick:


Yeah but at least they are a more or less guaranteed 6 points, where as Saints always take points off us.

This is true. So many bad memories at St Mary's. :(

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0-2 Rice OG!

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Kouyate KTFO.

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West Ham 1-2 Citeh, Cresswell.

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Otamendi should be off!

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1-2 HT.

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West Ham 1-3 Citeh, Jesus. And gets injured in the process.

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Sterling diving again. :ninja:

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Walker hauled off, Danilo on.

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Sterling fails for a one-on-one again. :faint:

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West Ham 1-4 Citeh, Fernandinho.

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Lanzini off, Hernandez on.

Evra off, Masuaku on.

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Gundogan off, Yaya on.

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Jesus off, Nmecha on. :unsure:

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1 - 4 FT

Oh dear Moyes. :lol:

Hope they go down.

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67 goals conceded.

Moyes. :bow:

Defensive masterclass.

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Spuds: Lloris; Trippier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies; Dier, Dembele; Eriksen, Dele, Son, Kane.
Subs: Vorm, Alderweireld, Aurier, Wanyama, Sissoko, Lucas, Lamela.

Watford: Karnezis; Mariappa, Cathcart, Kabasele, Holebas; Doucoure, Capoue; Femenia, Hughes, Richarlison; Gray.
Subs: Gomes, Britos, Janmaat, Carrillo, Deulofeu, Sinclair, Deeney.

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Both teams are wearing Sky Ocean Rescue branded shirts. :sarcy:

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1-0 Dele Alli.

[GP]

Mother fucker

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Another great save from Lloris to deny Richarlison. :lol:

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Lloris comes out of his goal and annihilates Doucoure along with getting the ball.

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1-0 HT.

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2-0 Kane.

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A legit Kane goal :faint:

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Kane claiming he didn't touch something now by the looks of it.

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Dembele off, Wanyama on.

Gray off, Deeney on.

Wanyama booked already. :haha:

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Kane misses a sitter. :haha:

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Now Richarlison misses a sitter!

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Disallowed goal for Deulofeu.

[Globalgunner]

Now Richarlison misses a sitter!

Richarlison must be related to Charlie Chaplin.

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Disallowed goal for Kane. :lol:

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Son off, Sissoko on.

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Trippier and Richarlison knock each other out. Richarlison is dead I think.

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Dele Alli off, Lamela on.

Hughes off, Carrillo on.

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Kane. :haha:

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Sissoko blazes over. :lol:

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Six added minutes.

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Mr. Cojones volleys but over.

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2-0 FT.