This Weekend's & Midweek Fixtures (04/05/06/08/09/10 May)

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Friday, 4th May 2018
Brighton & Hove Abion v Manchester United, 20:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

Saturday, 5th May 2018
Stoke v Crystal Palace, 12:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Bournemouth v Swansea CIty, 15:00
Leicester City v West Ham United, 15:00
Watford v Newcastle United, 15:00
West Bromwich Albion v Tottenham Hotspur, 15:00
Everton v Southampton, 17:30 http://i64.tinypic.com/142wu9h.png

Sunday, 6th May 2018
Manchester City v Huddersfield Town, 13:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Arsenal v Burnley, 16:30
Chelsea v Liverpool, 16:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

Tuesday, 8th May 2018
Swansea City v Southampton, 19:45 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

Wednesday, 9th May 2018
Chelsea v Huddersfield Town, 19:45 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Leicester City v Arsenal, 19:45
Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion, 20:00
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United, 20:00

Thursday, 10th May 2018
West Ham United v Manchester United, 19:45 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

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As it stands:

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Sanchez dropped. :haha:

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Brighton & Hove Albion: Ryan; Bruno, Dunk, Duffy, Bong; Knockaert, Stephens, Propper, Izquierdo; Gross; Murray
Subs: Krul, Goldson, Schelotto, March, Kayal, Ulloa, Locadia.

Manchester United: De Gea; Darmian, Smalling, Rojo, Young; Matic, Fellaini, Pogba; Mata, Rashford, Martial.
Subs: Romero, Bailly, Lindelof, Shaw, Herrera, McTominay, Lingard.

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Disallowed goal for Fellaini.

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Muzza's shot. :haha:

Youngy. :haha:

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De Gea saves from Gross.

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What an effort from Muzza, great save from De Gea.

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Rashford. :haha:

Ignores Martial and ballsed it up.

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Brighton 1 Man Utd 0

Pascal Gross

:haha::haha:


How did we lose to these shits?

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Brighton 1-0 Man Utd, Gross. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

FT
Brighton 1-0 United

Only we could lose home and away to these shitheads

[LDG]

Odds were stacked against us.

How could we prepare for teams that don’t want to play like us :o

Fucking travesty.

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Stoke 1-0 Palace, Shaqiri.

West Brom going down as it stands.

[Goonermerree]

1-1 come on Palace. We also need West Brom to have something to play for against that lot.

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McArthur with the goal.

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Orcs close to going down. :partytime:



Steve McClaren

Ex-England manager on BBC Radio 5 live

Palace are just opening up Stoke now. The manager can only manoeuvre with the squad he has got. Hodgson has brought a proven goalscorer on in Benteke but Stoke are readying an 18-year-old to try and save their club. But I do think there is another goal in this game.




:haha::haha:

This is why you don't manage anymore Schteve!

[Goonermerree]

2-1 to Palace woohoo

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Stoke. :haha:

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Good riddance you scum!

Palace :bow:

Woy :bow:

[Goonermerree]

5 mins left for them in the PL don't let this slip Palace.

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It was a Shawcross mistake as well that led to the goal that will relegate them :haha::haha:

Justice at last.


The fans look close to tears in the Potteries.



INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS!

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5 mins left for them in the PL don't let this slip Palace.

Draw doesn't do too much good for them either. They're down barring a miraculous come from behind win. :lol::lol:

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Stoke are down, Stoke are down!

Stoke. :haha:

Shawcross. :haha:

Delap. :haha:

Orcs. :haha:


On to Oatcake!

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BREAKINGSTOKE RELEGATED FROM THE PREMIER LEAGUE
Stoke 1-2 Crystal Palace

Orcs :haha:

Shawcross :haha:

Pulis :haha:

Mordor :haha:

GHEL's :haha:

Thuggery :haha:

[GP]

Cheerio Shawcross, you big fucking oaf.

https://streamable.com/i1ep0

Hilarious

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Cheeky bid for Butland tommorow please Ivan to really rub this in!

10 million just to troll them. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So WBA (barring a miracle) and Stoke gone.

Who's the last one?

Still holding out hope that West Ham screw up badly and go down.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fantastic news. Restores your faith in humanity.

I feel sorry for the poor bastards in the lower leagues though.

[Marc Overmars]

Stoke. :lol:

Finally.

[Goonermerree]

Good news! Get lost you Orcs.

[Goonermerree]

Cheerio Shawcross, you big fucking oaf.

https://streamable.com/i1ep0

Hilarious

Absolutely bloody brilliant!

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Fantastic news. Restores your faith in humanity.

I feel sorry for the poor bastards in the lower leagues though.

Poor Pulis.

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I'd like to post an Oatcake link but they ask to take ad blocker off, they can fuck off.

And they have. :haha:

Walters. :haha:

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Watford: Karnezis, Janmaat, Cathcart, Kabasele, Holebas, Hughes, Doucoure, Capoue, Pereyra, Deeney, Gray.

Newcastle: Dubravka, Manquillo, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett, Shelvey, Diame, Murphy, Perez, Kenedy, Gayle.

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Leicester: Hamer, Benalouane, Morgan, Maguire, Fuchs, Silva, Iborra, Diabate,Choudhury, Mahrez, Vardy.

West Ham: Adrian, Zabaleta, Rice, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Mario, Masuaku, Lanzini, Arnautovic.

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West Brom: Foster, Gibbs, Hegazi, Dawson, Nyom, McClean, Brunt, Livermore, Phillips, Rondon, Rodriguez.

Spuds: Lloris, Vertonghen, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Rose, Alli, Wanyama, Trippier, Lamela, Eriksen, Kane.

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Bournemouth: Begovic, Francis, Steve Cook, Ake, Fraser, Lewis Cook, Surman, Daniels, Pugh, Callum Wilson, King.

Swansea: Fabianski, van der Hoorn, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson, Dyer, Ki, Carroll, Roberts, Andre Ayew, Jordan Ayew.

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Watford 1-0 Newcastle, Pereyra!

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Watford 2-0 Newcastle, Andre Gray.

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Leicester 0-1 West Ham, Mario!

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Bournemouth 1-0 Swansea, Fraser.

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Dubravka saves a pelanty from Deeney and the rebound too!

Cojones. :haha:

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WBA 1-0 Spuds, LIVERMORE!!! :haha:

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Watford 2-1 Newcastle, Perez but FT now.

Leicester 0-2 West Ham, Noble.

[Globalgunner]

Nobody is actually sure who scored it. Kane will probably claim it anyway

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WBA 1-0 Spuds, FT!!

Spuds. :haha:

Come on Chelsea. :bow:

:sick:

Darren Moore. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

West Brom had the right manager in the club all along. Yet they signed Pubis and dancing Pardew.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

West Brom :unsure:


Surely not? Still out of their hands and they have to hope that Swansea don't get another point but ...

Pardiola :haha::haha:

Gibbs :bow:

[Letters]

Spurs have the flip flops out again :lol:

[Letters]

How are Stoke mathematically down?
They're only 3 points below Swansea who are 4th from bottom. They have a much worse goal difference but is there no set of results which could see them stay up?
Is it something to do with other teams playing each other?

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Yup, Swansea play Southampton midweek.

Stoke. :haha:

Relegated before West Brom.

[Goonermerree]

Spurs:haha: I hope Chelsea can nick 4th

[Letters]

Spurs:haha: I hope Chelsea can nick 4th

:lol: That would be hilarious.

[Cripps]

Stoke :haha:

Inbreds :haha:

Rugby team :haha:

Charlie Adam :haha:

Shawcross :haha:

Pulis :haha:

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Fat Sam making friends again. :lol:

Everton: Pickford, Schneiderlin, Baines, Keane, Jagielka, Bolasie, Tosun, Gueye Coleman, Davies, Vlasic.
Subs: Robles, Martina, Niasse, Klaassen, Funes Mori, Kenny, Baningime.

Southampton: McCarthy, Soares, Yoshida, Hoedt, Austin, Tadic, Romeu, Lemina, Bertrand, Højbjerg, Bednarek.
Subs: Forster, Stephens, Long, Ward-Prowse, Gabbiadini, Redmond, McQueen

[Cripps]

Fans that protest :haha:

[Goonermerree]

Everton were in the relegation zone when Big Sam went there. What do those fans want?

[LDG]

Bye bye stoke you inbred, four-fingered, facially-challenged cunt bags.

Next time you’re up, Ramsey won’t be here. And you’ll still be shit.

Ugly, 2nd division swampcunts.

Fuck off :wave:

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0-0 HT. Boos ring out. :lol:

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0 - 1 Redmond

Sparky :sick:

Swansea :doh:

Fabianski :(

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Yoshida sent off. :popcorn:

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Four added minutes.

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Everton 1-1 Southampton, Davies pubs it in!!!!

:haha:

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Everton 1-1 Southampton, FT!

West Brom are still alive!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha:


Southampton still above Swansea on GD though.

It's going to come down to whoever wins between them on Tuesday. :popcorn:

[Master Splinter]

Hughes :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Bye bye stoke you inbred, four-fingered, facially-challenged cunt bags.

Next time you’re up, Ramsey won’t be here. And you’ll still be shit.

Ugly, 2nd division swampcunts.

Fuck off :wave:

Swampcunts.

:haha:

[LDG]

Mark Hughes


Failure.


Just look at his face.

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And the way he speaks.

Souness, Henry and Redknapp are pitchside

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Man City: Ederson; Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Delph; Fernandinho, De Bruyne, D.Silva; Sane, Jesus, Sterling.

Huddersfield: Lossl; Hadergjonaj, Schindler, Zanka, Smith, Kongolo; Mooy, Hogg; Lowe, Pritchard; Mounie.

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Sane is drunk.

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Otamendi being a scrote.

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0-0 HT. Awful.

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Lossl tries chucking one in for a bit of excitement and even that fails.

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Delph off, Mendy on.

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Smith booked for timewasting.

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De Bruyne hauled off, Gundogan on.

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Stones off, B. Silva on.

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Lowe booked.

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Lowe off, Malone on.

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Pritchard off, Van La Parra on.

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Man City 0-0 Huddersfield, FT.

Terrible game. :lol:

On to the trophy presentation.

Er, no thanks.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Think Huddersfield are probably safe with that.

It's going to come down to whoever wins on Tuesday between Swansea & Southampton.

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Chelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Rudiger; Moses, Kante, Bakayoko, Fabregas, Alonso; Hazard, Giroud.

Liverpool: Kairus, Clyne, Van Dijk, Lovren, Robertson, Alexander-Arnold, Milner, Wijnaldum, Mane, Firmino, Salah.

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Courtois saves from Mane, twice.

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Bakayoko with a timely clearance.

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Chelsea 1-0 Liverpool, Bif!

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Salah booked for diving! :haha:

[GP]

Salah booked for diving! :haha:

Fraud

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Clyne booked.

[Master Splinter]

Bif :bow:.

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Agent Buvac. :bow:

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Kante sends it to the moon.

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Disallowed goal for Rudiger.

[Globalgunner]

Ross Barkley!!!. WTF is that transfer all about?. Id forgotten he existed!

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Chelsea 1-0 Liverpool, FT!

Three behind Liverpool and only 2 behind the Spuds now!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

If one of Liverpool or Spurs don't get CL football next season :haha::haha:

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Spuds. :haha:

Please fuck it up.

[Master Splinter]

Either would be funny as they are supposedly the brightest young teams in the galaxy with two of the best young managers in the cosmos.

And they do the grand total of fuck all season after season.

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Citeh knocked the trophy off its plinth before lifting it. :haha:

That's going to be a meme for any team that fails to win it forevermore.

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Swansea: Fabianski; Roberts, Naughton, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson; Ki, King, Clucas, A. Ayew; J. Ayew.

Southampton: McCarthy; Bednarek, Stephens, Hoedt; Soares, Romeu, Hojbjerg, Bertrand; Tadic, Redmond, Austin.

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Should be a good one to watch.

Come on Fabianski :popcorn:

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If there's a non-draw result WBA are relegated btw.

[Goonermerree]

West Brom down if it's not a draw.

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WBA have done too much of a deal with Satan for this to end in anything but a draw surely?

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Great save from Hoedt.

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Ki booked for being a scrote.

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Good clearance from J. Ayew.

This has been bloody awful. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yeah there's a distinct lack of quality - no one can string together a decent passing move. You can see why both these teams are struggling to beat the drop.

Fucking both deserve to go down instead of WBA tbh.

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Austin. :haha:

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Austin shoots, Fabianski saves.

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Austin realised he wasn't playing against us so he didn't need to score.

Fabianksi :bow::bow:

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Romeu booked.

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Austin on the volley, Fabianski saves.

Hinchcliffe says Austin's problem is he didn't scuff it.

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Half Time 0 - 0

I'd think Swansea would be happier with the draw all things considered.

They've got an already relegated Stoke at home next versus Man City for Southampton.

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Austin. :lol:

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Fabianski is keeping Swansea in this. :bow:

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McCarthy decks Bednarek. :lol:

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0-1 Southampton, Gabbiadini.

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FFS Sparky :sick:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

They're pretty much safe if they hold on as well thanks to the superior GD to Swansea.

Swansea need to beat Stoke and pray to the gods that Huddersfield don't manage to get a point against us or Chelsea.

[Xhaka Can’t]

If it stays like this, Stoke are down.

If Swansea come back and win, Stoke are down.

If it’s a draw, Stoke are down.

[GP]

If it stays like this, Stoke are down.

If Swansea come back and win, Stoke are down.

If it’s a draw, Stoke are down.

What are you saying?

[Niall_Quinn]

If it stays like this, Stoke are down.

If Swansea come back and win, Stoke are down.

If it’s a draw, Stoke are down.

Are there any possible scenarios where Stoke are down? I'd love to see those bastards relegated.

[Niall_Quinn]

And they're showing the crying children already. Looking bad for Swansea.

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Swansea 0-1 Southampton, FT!

West Brom are down!

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Carvajal is such a terrible manager.

They've basically given up points over the last few games by not even trying to give it a go.

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Southampton all but safe now. It's between Huddersfield & Swansea now.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Swansea 0-1 Soton

WBA down.

Stoke down.

And Stoke are down too, along with Stoke.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Chelsea are trying to squeeze into the top four so I reckon they'll beat Huddersfield.

Basically Swansea's fate will depend on us and how we want to see out Wenger in his final game in charge of us.

[Letters]

I would lol my face off if Chelsea squeeze into the top 4 at the expense of Spurs.

Also: Stoke :pal:

[GP]

I would lol my face off if Chelsea squeeze into the top 4 at the expense of Spurs.

Also: Stoke :pal:

It wouldn't be like Spurs to bottle it at the last hurdle...

[Marc Overmars]

It’s Liverpool who should probably be most wary. Their goal difference is enough to keep Chelsea out if everyone wins their remaining games but with priority obviously being the CL final you never know they could slip up on the final day.

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Chelsea: Caballero; Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger; Zappacosta, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Morata, Pedro.

Huddersfield: Lossl; Smith, Jorgensen, Schindler, Lowe; Kongolo, Hogg, Billing, Mooy, Van La Parra; Depoitre

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Spuds: Lloris; Trippier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies; Wanyama, Sissoko; Eriksen, Dele, Son; Kane.

Newcastle: Dubravka; Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett; Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Kenedy; Perez, Gayle

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Man City: Bravo, Danilo, Kompany, Laporte, Zinchenko, Fernandinho, Toure, Gundogan, Bernardo, Sane, Jesus.

Brighton: Ryan, Bruno, Dunk, Duffy, Bong, Knockaert, Stephens, Propper, Izquierdo, Gross, Ulloa.

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Rudiger misses a sitter! :haha:

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Man City 1-0 Brighton, Danilo.

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Man City 1-1 Brighton, Ulloa. :lol:

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Man City 2-1 Brighton, B. Silva.

Citeh break the goals scored record and the points record if this becomes a win.

What an achievement.

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Chelsea 0-1 Huddersfield, Del Potro!

Willy flops! :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Chelsea :haha:


Though this means Spurs & Pool get CL :sick:

Also, Swansea :wave:

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Chelsea 1-1 Huddersfield, Alonso absolutely pubs it in!

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Spuds 1-0 Newcastle, Kane.

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Bif with too many flicks.

[Marc Overmars]

Us and Chelsea going for the Europa next year. :popcorn:

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Amazing scramble, ends with Lossl saving on to the post from Christensen!

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Six added minutes.

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Chelsea 1-1 Huddersfield, FT!

Huddersfield stay up!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Chelsea will be in Europa with us next season barring a miracle on Sunday.


Swansea :rose:

Fabianksi :rose:

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea. :lol:

From Champions to the Europa. Nice work.

[Goonermerree]

Chelsea drawing gives Spurs the 4th spot. On a brighter note, Huddersfield might let us have a point now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea drawing gives Spurs the 4th spot. On a brighter note, Huddersfield might let us have a pint now.

A pint maybe. But a point is very unlikely.

[Goonermerree]

A point maybe. But a point is very unlikely.

Don't you start

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West Ham: Adrian, Rice, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Zabaleta, Kouyate, Noble, Masuaku, Joao Mario, Lanzini, Arnautovic.
Subs: Carroll, Hugill, Obiang, Hart, Evra, Fernandes, Cullen.

Man Utd: De Gea, Lindelof, Smalling, Jones, Valencia Herrera, McTominay, Shaw, Pogba, Sanchez, Lingard.
Subs: Bailly, Mata, Martial, Blind, Young, Rashford, Romero.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

meh .... there's nothing else on TV. :sleep:

[GP]

meh .... there's nothing else on TV. :sleep:

That's not true, Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords is on Channel 5.

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0-0 HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

In some ways I'm glad I missed this. In other ways, I'm delighted.

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Why do refs needs to do exaggerated gestures?

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Lingard shoots but straight at Adrian.

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Moyes is dressed like Wenger.

Our new boss. :bow:

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Pogba heads wide.

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Masuaku off, Big Andy on!

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Pogba. :haha:

WTF was that?

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Lingard off, Rashford on.

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Fight fight fight!

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Pogba booked.

What was Noble's reaction all about, it was only a trip you psycho.

Noble booked too, should be off.

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Three added minutes.

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Sanchez hauled off, Youngy on.

11 goals for Sanchez this season, Welbeck has 10. :lol:

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0-0 FT. Utter shit. And I'm being kind.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Like a big fluffy bunny

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I repeat, how the fuck did we lose to these clowns ..... TWICE!

Oh well, bring on Mourinho's third season. I just hope we're decent enough next year to take advantage of it.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I always finish first.

[GP]

I've started so I'll finish