This Weekend's Fixtures & Southampton v Brighton (15/16/17 Sept).

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Saturday, 15th September
Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool, 12:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Bournemouth v Liester Square, 15:00
Chelsea v Cardiff City, 15:00
Huddersfeld Town v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Manchester City v Fullman, 15:00
Newcastle United v Arsenal, 15:00
Waterford v Manchester United, 17:30 http://i64.tinypic.com/142wu9h.png

Sunday, 16th September
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Burnley, 13:30 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg
Everton v West Ham United, 16:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

Monday, 17th September
Southampton v Brighton & Hove Albion, 20:00 http://i65.tinypic.com/aey1c9.jpg

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Thanks to Marky Mark for the inspired names.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45511942

[GP]

Quite the funky bunch.

[dazthegooner]

We're playing 1500 on a Saturday whatever next?

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Two away wins in a row.

:haha:

[Letters]

Hate to say it but Spurs vs Liverpool should be a cracking game.

[GP]

Hate to say it but Spurs vs Liverpool should be a cracking game.

Giant meteor :pray:

[Letters]

Giant meteor :pray:

Umm. Could we go for a fairly small meteor - enough to kill both teams, all their fans and devastate the surrounding area, obvs, but not big enough to affect north east London. Fanx.

[GP]

NO! :angry:

[Letters]

:(

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0-0 stinker.

[Globalgunner]

I think Im going to put a tenner on Watford winning the league.
Fulham in a CL spot.

No i have not been drinking.

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Spuds: Vorm, Trippier, Rose, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Winks, Dier, Dembele, Eriksen, Moura, Kane.

Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Van Dijk, Gomez, Robertson, Milner, Wijnaldum, Keita, Firmino, Mane, Salah.

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Disallowed goal for Liverpool.

[Globalgunner]

Legitimate Pool goal incorrectly ruled out for offside

Mane touched it, so yes offside

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Freekick to Liverpool, dangerous area.

Winks bundles Mane over.

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Legitimate Pool goal incorrectly ruled out for offside

Mane touched it, so yes offside

It'd be offside even if he hadn't.

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Alexander-Arnold freekick, right at Vorm.

[Globalgunner]

Spufs diving already

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Alisson doesn't bother with the Cruyff Turn this time.

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Mane boots it out of play for some reason.

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Great save from Vorm.

Salah played in by Dier. :haha:

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Rose pretending he got kicked in the face.

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Neville has an interesting idea of what 2 v 2 means.

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Shite from Eriksen.

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Eriksen tries to blast the freekick but easy for Alisson.

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Dier scuffer, deflects behind.

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Rose with two woeful passes in quick succession.

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Mane running through but a scuffer in the end.

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Vertonghen's effort on goal. :haha:

WTF?

Great chance of a proper counter-attack.

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Spuds 0-1 Liverpool, Wijnaldum!

Vorm's woeful keeping contributed to it.

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Neville pretends that was all by design. :sarcy:

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"Liverpool have a plan to crowd the goalkeeper" There were two of them there, Neville!

[Globalgunner]

Spuds 0-1 Liverpool, Wijnaldum!

Vorm's woeful keeping contributed to it.

Dwarves are not best suited to be goalkeepers

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Dembele running in to a brick wall.

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Wijnaldum. :haha:

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0-1 HT.

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Mane shot, saved by Vorm.

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Lucas Moura runs through, past everyone and hits the post.

[Globalgunner]

Brazilian baldy Moura hits the outside post, not that close really.

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Spuds 0-2 Liverpool, Firmino!

Vorm. :haha:

OMG.

[Globalgunner]

0-2 Fermeeeno!

Spuds really arent all that

[SMatthews]

That Utd result just shows how shit Utd are at the moment.

But remember, we can’t laugh at Spurs as they might win the league.

[GP]

I've a feeling Lloris will be back from his "injury" pretty soon.

[SMatthews]

I've a feeling Lloris will be back from his "injury" pretty soon.

An injured liver shouldn’t take too long to get over.

[Globalgunner]

Spuds are just Like Utd. They depend on their no1 keeper for 70% of their points.

Lesson of the week. Dont drink and keep at the same time

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An injured liver shouldn’t take too long to get over.

Didn't do George Best many favours.

[SMatthews]

Didn't do George Best many favours.

Pretty hard to repair when you’ve sold them for a round of drinks.

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Dembele hauled off, Lamela on.

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Rose with a proper GHEL touch there.

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Vorm fumbles a save over somehow.

[Globalgunner]

Game should be over. Pool just playing banter football now.

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Lucas Moura. :haha:

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Great clearance from Kane!

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Scratched eye for Firmino? :sick:

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Winks off, Son on.

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Firmino off, Henderson on.

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Dier is absolute pub.

[Globalgunner]

Spud fans in misery. What a great sight.

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Vorm saves from Salah.

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Mane shoots right at Vorm.

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Woeful pass from Dier.

Keita hauled off, Sturridge on.

Dier well and truly hauled off, Wanyama on.

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Bournemouth: Begovic, Smith, Steve Cook, Ake, Rico, Brooks, Lerma, Gosling, Fraser, Wilson, King.
Subs: Boruc, Francis, Surman, Mousset, Ibe, Lewis Cook, Defoe.

Leicester: Schmeichel, Ricardo Pereira, Morgan, Maguire, Chilwell, Mendy, Ndidi, Ghezzal, Maddison, Gray, Vardy.
Subs: Evans, Iheanacho, Albrighton, Ward, Amartey, Iborra, Fuchs.

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Lamela places it, wide.

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Kane loopy header, Alisson grabs it.

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Huddersfield: Lossl, M Jorgensen, Schindler, Kongolo, van La Parra, Hadergjonaj, Billing, Mooy, Lowe, Kachunga, Mounie
Subs: Smith, Diakhaby, Hamer, Mbenza, Williams, Depoitre, Pritchard.

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Wan-Bissaka, Tomkins, Sakho, van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Kouyate, Townsend, McArthur, Zaha, J Ayew
Subs: Ward, Meyer, Sørloth, Schlupp, Guaita, Kelly, Riedewald.

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Five added minutes.

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Spuds 1-2 Liverpool, Lamela!

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Freekick to Spuds, chance to get it in the mixer.

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Spuds 1-2 Liverpool, FT!

So Spursy. :haha:

Levy. :haha:

Stadium. :haha:

No signings. :haha:

Old Man Kane. :haha:

Poch. :haha:

Levy. :haha:

Sugar. :haha:

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Chelsea: Kepa; Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Luiz, Alonso; Jorginho, Kante, Kovacic; Pedro, Giroud, Hazard.
Subs: Caballero, Zappacosta, Christensen, Drinkwater, Barkley, Willian, Morata.

Cardiff: Etheridge; Manga, Bamba, Morrison, Bennett; Camarasa, Ralls, Arter, Hoilett; Ward, Reid
Subs: Murphy, Peltier, Richards, Cunningham, Paterson, Zohore, Madine

[dostoy]

Its great to see Spuds lose but they are still better than Arsenal.

Unfortunately.

[SMatthews]

The Spuds fan returns

[GP]

Its great to see Spuds lose but they are still better than Arsenal.

Unfortunately.

We'll see.

[dostoy]

I'm a realist more than anything else and not a dreamer.

I am certainly not a Spuds fan.

I look at the big picture, not just today.

[Master Splinter]

Spufs :haha:.

The Big Picture :haha:.

[dostoy]

Will Arsenal finish higher than 6th this season ?

I hope they do and there is a long way to go but I just cannot see it.

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Citeh: Ederson, Delph, Laporte, Otamendi, Walker, David Silva, Fernandinho, Bernardo Silva, Sane, Sterling, Aguero.

Fulham: Bettinelli, Sessegnon, Mawson, Odoi, Christie, Johansen, McDonald, Seri, Vietto, Schurrle, Mitrovic.

[Master Splinter]

Will Arsenal finish higher than 6th this season ?

I hope they do and there is a long way to go but I just cannot see it.

In the big picture, this season is irrelevant if we win the title in 2043.

[dostoy]

In the big picture, this season is irrelevant if we win the title in 2043.

Its obviously a foreign concept for you.

I'm not surprised.

[Letters]

Spuds 1-2 Liverpool, FT!

So Spursy. :haha:

Levy. :haha:

Stadium. :haha:

No signings. :haha:

Old Man Kane. :haha:

Poch. :haha:

Levy. :haha:

Sugar. :haha:

:gp:

Spuds :haha:

[Master Splinter]

I intend to travel across the world multiple times in the coming years, so soon nothing will be foreign to me anymore.

See, I'm always looking at the big picture.

[dostoy]

Oh dear.

[SMatthews]

I'm a realist more than anything else and not a dreamer.

I am certainly not a Spuds fan.

I look at the big picture, not just today.

The moment you deny it is the moment you’ve just confirmed it.

Weren’t thinking too big there buddy.

[Master Splinter]

Constantly lamenting my lack of understanding is surely inconsequential when the prospect of a bigger picture looms large?

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Citeh 1-0 Fulham, Sane.

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Chelsea 0-1 Cardiff, BAMBA!!!

:haha:

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Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester, Fraser.

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Citeh 2-0 Fulham, David Silva.

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Bournemouth 2-0 Leicester, Fraser.

Chelsea 1-1 Cardiff, Hazard.

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Huddersfield 0-1 Palace, Zaha.

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Pelanty to Bournemouth.

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Bournemouth 3-0 Leicester, King.

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Chelsea 2-1 Cardiff, Hazard with his second. :sick:

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Disallowed goal for Sane.

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Citeh 3-0 Fulham, Sterling.

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Le Tiss just said splaffed. :unsure:

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Morgan sent off for Leicester. :haha:

Puel. :wave:

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Bourneouth 4-0 Leicester, Smith.

Pelanty for Chelsea.

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Chelsea 3-1 Cardiff, Hazard hat-trick.

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Chelsea 4-1 Cardiff, Willian.

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Bournemouth 4-1 Leicester, Maddison pelanty.

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Bournemouth 4-2 Leicester, Albrighton.

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Come on Watford.

[Globalgunner]

C`mon Hornets
C`mon Mr Cojones

Watford mascot to trip Mourinho going down the tunnel

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Disallowed goal for Man Utd. :lol:

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Great fun and shot g on Sanchez but saved.

[Master Splinter]

Great fun and shot g on Sanchez but saved.

Fun and shot g :bow:.

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Capoue booked.

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Fun and shot g :bow:.

Auto correct on this tablet. :haha:

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0-1 Lukaku.

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Flukaku.

[Globalgunner]

Went in off his pot belly

[Globalgunner]

0-2 Smalling
Lack of cojones

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0-2 Smalling.

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Both goals involved lumping it in to Fellaini.

[Master Splinter]

It seems as if Youngy and Screech are involved in 90% of their goals. Mourinho-ball.

[Master Splinter]

Phil Neville probably thought Watford were certs for a top four place.

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1-2 at the moment and now in to injury time.

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Matic sent off!

:haha:

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Piss off De Gea.

1-2 FT.

[Özim]

Just realised Klopp has been at Liverpool for under 3 years (3 years in October), the transformation has been impressive by him really, a CL final in his 2nd season as well as qualifying for the CL and now a title challenging team it seems, on that basis we should expect a big improvement by next season by Emery if he's doing a good job.

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Wolves: Rui Patricio; Bennett, Coady, Boly, Doherty; Joao Moutinho, Neves, Castro Otto, Helder Costa; Jota, Jimenez.
Subs: Ruddy, Gibbs-White, Saiss, Vinagre, Hause, Bonatini, Traore.

Burnley: Hart; Bardsley, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor; Lennon, Cork, Hendrick, Gudmundsson; Barnes, Vokes.
Subs: Heaton, Lowton, Wood, Westwood, Ward, Vydra, Long.

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Wolves 1-0 Burnley, Jimenez.

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Everton 0-1 'Ammers, Yarmolenko!

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0-2 Yarmolenko again!

Pickford. :haha:

[SMatthews]

All that money going to waste once again.

Where’s Usmanov when they need him?

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1-2 at the moment, Sigurdsson with that one.

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Obiang sends it to the ISS.

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Neverton 1-3 'Ammers, Arnautovic!

:haha:

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Niasse hits the bar somehow!

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Neverton 1-3 'Ammera, FT!

Neverton. :haha:

Although they'll lump in all their new players against us, of course.

Burnley are bottom now. :rose:

[GP]

What has happened to Burnley?

[GP]

Apparently Perez refused to come off the bench today.

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:lol:

Shame, I thought he was decent.

As for Burnley, they don't score very many goals and they added Joe Hart. Add that with a lot of games already which is something they're just not used to and a nosedive ensues.

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Southampton: McCarthy, Cedric, Vestergaard, Hoedt, Bertrand, Elyounoussi, Lemina, Hojbjerg, Redmond, Ings, Long.

Brighton: Ryan, Montoya, Duffy, Dunk, Bong, Knockaert, Stephens, Propper, March, Bissouma, Murray.

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Can't wait.

Also, Carragher and Mr. Cojones are in the MNF studio. :haha:

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Southampton 1-0 Brighton, Hojbjerg howitzer from earlier.

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Southampton 2-0 Brighton, Ings pelanty.

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Southampton 2-1 Brighton, Duffy.

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Southampton 2-2 Brighton, Muzza pelanty!

Sparky. :haha: