Animals you could beat up

[Letters]

Which animals do you think you could or could not beat up?

Lions: Obviously not.
Cats: I'd kick their arse.
Monkeys: No, they'd rip my face off.

etc.

:popcorn:

[dazthegooner]

Spud fans... Oh sorry you meant real animals!

[GP]

I reckon most rodents would be fair game.

Also, large bears should be no problem as I went to Eton.

[Letters]

Koala bears: I'd kick their flea-invested arses
Polar bears: Nom nom nom :run:

[fakeyank]

I'd beat the crap out of Pugs, hate them c*nts!

I wudnt fight with a gorilla though

[Cripps_orig]

Dogs and quite comfortably

[Japan Shaking All Over]

ants. . . .I'd stamp all over them but. . . .would feel sad afterwards cos theyre hatd working little fuckers


pigeons no way. . .you'd have to drag me into the ring to take one of those fuckers. . .scared shitless of the things

[Master Splinter]

I hate moths.

And I beat them up quite often.

[Flavs]

Which animals do you think you could or could not beat up?

Lions: Obviously not.
Cats: I'd kick their arse.
Monkeys: No, they'd rip my face off.

etc.

:popcorn:

Think it depends on the kind of monkey and what weapons we were allowed to use, i reckon a tamarin would be easy but not if it had a switchblade. Most smaller monkeys like spiders or marmasets would be easy peasy, however a good howler or maracque would kill you with a sideways glance

[LDG]

I once punched a Panda in the face.

[Keith]

pigeons no way. . .you'd have to drag me into the ring to take one of those fuckers. . .scared shitless of the things

I got attacked by one on Oxford St, it flapped all over me as I tried to cower. I didn't get a shot back at it.

[LDG]

I fuckin hate pigeons. In fact, all birds. Have a real bad phobia of those flappy fuckers.

[LDG]

I once punched a Rhino in the face.

[Boss]

Everyone in this thread apart from Flavs imo.

And my dad could beat up your dads too.

[LDG]

I once punched a blue whale in the face.

[Maorigooner]

I once shot a white toy poodle in the head from 150 yards, but my best shot ever was an alsatian dog, I hit him square between the eyes as he jumped a fence at about 100 yards.....That's not only a moving target, but a leaping target with a wagging tail.

Hand to hand I could probably take on most beasts outside of the pachyderm family. Though i'm sure I could take a baby rhino or elephant if they were dissing my family.

[LDG]

I once punched a King Cobra.



In the face.

[MissHandbag]

Jeremy Clarkson

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I once punched a King Cobra.



In the face.

I once punched a pig in the face. . . .

cos she necked my pint!

[GP]

I reckon I could fuck up a kimodo dragon. Gay lizard bastards.

[LDG]

I once punched a worm. In the....worm.

[Master Splinter]

I once punched LDG.

In the face.

Because I thought he was Jeremy Kyle.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I once punched LDG.

In the face.

Because I thought he was Jeremy Kyle.

I once punched Jeremy Kyle.

in the face........cos I thought he was LDG......oops sorry Jez

[hymppi]

i'm great at spanking the monkey.

i'd forfeit a fight with wasps, tho. i hate those stingy bastards.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Daddy Ling Legs
when those things starting banging into the lights you need to throw water over me

Ahh and when I lived in Cyprus there were these green insects that were like flying turtles. . .as soon as you turned the lights on they coming straight through the window, open or closed . . . . .not to be messed with

[Master Splinter]

Daddy Ling Legs?

[Cripps_orig]

Daddy Ling Legs?

MUst be a Japan thing

[LDG]

I once punched a sweedish elk in the face.

[milla]

I once punched a sweedish elk in the face.

http://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/13586231/500/normal/ab34e73832ecc/algstor.jpg

Of course you did. :coffee:

[GP]

I once punched Jedward in the vagina

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Daddy Ling Legs?

yeah thats right. . . . .Ling Legs, the Randy Orton of insects with long legs (tattoos on tattoos) fought one of them for three straight days

[Flavs]

Daddy Ling Legs
when those things starting banging into the lights you need to throw water over me

Ahh and when I lived in Cyprus there were these green insects that were like flying turtles. . .as soon as you turned the lights on they coming straight through the window, open or closed . . . . .not to be messed with

Insects like turtles? Were you also hitting the ouzo a lot while you were there???

[GP]

I could fuck up a gunnersaurus.

They are quite rare though, only ever seen 3.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I could fuck up a gunnersaurus.

They are quite rare though, only ever seen 3.

they say if you touch him, you turn into him

[Master Splinter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqksrCpYYVE&feature=channel_video_title

:haha:

I thought this would be appropriate here.

JSAO, I'm counting on your impressions of this game.

I might have to buy a PS3 if it's as awesome as it looks.

[GP]

they say if you touch him, you turn into him


Even his balls?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqksrCpYYVE&feature=channel_video_title

:haha:

I thought this would be appropriate here.

JSAO, I'm counting on your impressions of this game.


I might have to buy a PS3 if it's as awesome as it looks.

Ive got the midget yakuza army on it as we speak. . . .over and out!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Even his balls?

No need to worry bout that. . . .like most associated with club he is yet to grow a pair. . !
but if tou touch him in the right way you might get a bit of his pussy!