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Letters
18-10-2011, 08:29 AM
http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/10/quantum-levitation/


Mmm...Quantum.

Flavs
18-10-2011, 09:26 AM
also

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15344836

what a cock

McNamara That Ghost...
18-10-2011, 09:48 AM
Physics. :bow:

Coney
18-10-2011, 09:48 AM
also

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15344836

what a cock

Not really. How many other businessmen do you know that actually spend their money having genuine fun? He's built a lot of companies employing a lot of people and enjoys what he does. I can think of a lot of worse things to do.

PGFC
18-10-2011, 09:52 AM
http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/10/quantum-levitation/


Mmm...Quantum.

Ha, that's outstanding :clap:

Letters
18-10-2011, 09:52 AM
Aye, I quite like Richard Branson.

Reckon his spaceships will probably all explode though.

Flavs
18-10-2011, 09:53 AM
Not really. How many other businessmen do you know that actually spend their money having genuine fun? He's built a lot of companies employing a lot of people and enjoys what he does. I can think of a lot of worse things to do.

He is a sanctimonious beardy wanker and let that be the end of it

Coney
18-10-2011, 10:06 AM
:lol:

Letters
18-10-2011, 10:14 PM
Some explanation:

http://io9.com/5850729/quantum-locking-will-blow-your-mind--but-how-does-it-work

So basically, it's magic. Or God did it. Or something.

milla
18-10-2011, 10:38 PM
http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/10/quantum-levitation/


Mmm...Quantum.

Quantum levitation is not really new my friend :coffee:

PGFC
19-10-2011, 07:28 AM
http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/10/quantum-levitation/


Mmm...Quantum.


Quantum levitation is not really new my friend :coffee:

Or really 'quantum levitation either :coffee:

Letters
19-10-2011, 08:26 AM
Quantum levitation is not really new my friend :coffee:

Neither is your face :good:

LDG
19-10-2011, 08:39 AM
I levitated for 2 seconds this morning.

Letters
19-10-2011, 09:00 AM
Your missus is a lucky lady.

LDG
19-10-2011, 09:09 AM
Well, on cold mornings it's often nice to use the toilet after your partner. Seat's nice and warm.

I'm quite the gentleman.

Xhaka Can’t
19-10-2011, 11:50 AM
Quantum Leviticus is not really new my friend :coffee:

Too true brother.

server too busy!
19-10-2011, 12:09 PM
Well, on cold mornings it's often nice to use the toilet after your partner. Seat's nice and warm.

I'm quite the gentleman.

You sit down to pee.....baby dick

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:12 PM
You sit down to pee.....baby dick

Yes. Yes, that is why I sit on the toilet. There could be no other earthly reason why I would sit.

In fact. I shit standing up, and let it drop down my ankles, pick it up and put it in the toilet with my hands.

Xhaka Can’t
19-10-2011, 12:22 PM
And then he helps himself to the complementary peanuts.

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:23 PM
Nomnom.

server too busy!
19-10-2011, 12:43 PM
Yes. Yes, that is why I sit on the toilet. There could be no other earthly reason why I would sit.

In fact. I shit standing up, and let it drop down my ankles, pick it up and put it in the toilet with my hands.

That sounds awesome, did your dad teach you that but he called it the chocolate standing 69?

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:48 PM
That sounds awesome, did your dad teach you that but he called it the chocolate standing 69?

No.

Letters
19-10-2011, 12:49 PM
:popcorn:

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:52 PM
:popcorn:

...oh the complimentary popcorn too.....

Letters
19-10-2011, 12:55 PM
From quantum geekery to poo poo jokes in 3 pages.


GW :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
19-10-2011, 01:20 PM
Everyone missed my little gem.

I'm far too intelligent for the pondlife that frequent this forum.

LDG
19-10-2011, 01:25 PM
Everyone missed my little gem.

I'm far too intelligent for the pondlife that frequent this forum.

Something about peeing on your nuts?

Letters
19-10-2011, 02:44 PM
Yes. Yes, that is why I sit on the toilet. There could be no other earthly reason why I would sit.

In fact. I shit standing up, and let it drop down my ankles, pick it up and put it in the toilet with my hands.

You see this?

http://www.impartialreporter.com/news/roundup/articles/2011/10/17/394729-man-jailed-for-placing-human-faeces-on-heater/

that's you that is.