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Coney
28-10-2011, 07:47 PM
On my way to work today, I saw a cat sitting in the road ahead. The people carrier in front must have seen it too but he just drove over the cat, his front and then back wheels going over the back half of the cat. I stopped to see what could be done but it was obvious the cat was going to die - it's back was obviously broken and it's back legs were twisted. The lower abdomen must have been crushed inside and it was clearly going to die. I saw some people in the house nearby and they called a vet to come and put it down. In the haste to check on the cat, I didn't get the number of the cunt that did this - he'd just carried on as if nothing had happened. He can't have failed to see it. Some people are just beyond belief.

fakeyank
28-10-2011, 07:50 PM
On my way to work today, I saw a cat sitting in the road ahead. The people carrier in front must have seen it too but he just drove over the cat, his front and then back wheels going over the back half of the cat. I stopped to see what could be done but it was obvious the cat was going to die - it's back was obviously broken and it's back legs were twisted. The lower abdomen must have been crushed inside and it was clearly going to die. I saw some people in the house nearby and they called a vet to come and put it down. In the haste to check on the cat, I didn't get the number of the cunt that did this - he'd just carried on as if nothing had happened. He can't have failed to see it. Some people are just beyond belief.

What if they didnt see it? They couldve been on the phone or trying to get something from the passenger seat. Chances are these guys are heartless but I think you should give them benefit of the doubt.

Niall_Quinn
28-10-2011, 07:52 PM
What if they didnt see it? They couldve been on the phone or trying to get something from the passenger seat. Chances are these guys are heartless but I think you should give them benefit of the doubt.

Fuck that, the bastard should be killed. Not because of the cat but because there are just too many damn people in this country and certainly too many people carriers.

Coney
28-10-2011, 07:55 PM
What if they didnt see it? They couldve been on the phone or trying to get something from the passenger seat. Chances are these guys are heartless but I think you should give them benefit of the doubt.

He was driving on an estate where there are children. If he was not looking where he was going in such a place, that is possibly worse as he could have killed a child. So he is still a cunt.

Niall_Quinn
28-10-2011, 07:59 PM
Everyone just assumes the cat is the innocent party.

Coney
28-10-2011, 08:30 PM
Everyone just assumes the cat is the innocent party.

Well, it was black and loitering.

McNamara That Ghost...
28-10-2011, 08:32 PM
Well, it was black and loitering.

Big Man must've been the driver.

GP
28-10-2011, 08:35 PM
Big Man must've been the driver.

Yeah, he ran over the cat, but his intention was misinterpreted.

Master Splinter
28-10-2011, 08:59 PM
He's not that type of driver.

There was no malice.

It was a commited run over.

An honest lad.

Niall_Quinn
28-10-2011, 09:55 PM
He's not that type of driver.

There was no malice.

It was a commited run over.

An honest lad.

How do you know he was English?

Cripps_orig
28-10-2011, 10:04 PM
The cunt should be fucking killed

Niall_Quinn
28-10-2011, 11:19 PM
It was, the vet gave it an injection.

Marc Overmars
29-10-2011, 09:47 AM
On my way to work today, I saw a cat sitting in the road ahead. The people carrier in front must have seen it too but he just drove over the cat, his front and then back wheels going over the back half of the cat. I stopped to see what could be done but it was obvious the cat was going to die - it's back was obviously broken and it's back legs were twisted. The lower abdomen must have been crushed inside and it was clearly going to die. I saw some people in the house nearby and they called a vet to come and put it down. In the haste to check on the cat, I didn't get the number of the cunt that did this - he'd just carried on as if nothing had happened. He can't have failed to see it. Some people are just beyond belief.

Oh well.

Japan Shaking All Over
29-10-2011, 09:56 AM
Oh dear......by the sound of things there isnt that much difference between GW and 18 Chinese

Letters
29-10-2011, 10:23 AM
I ran over a cat once.
I asked the owner if I could replace it and she said "what are you like at catching mice?"

I'm here all week :cool:

Master Splinter
29-10-2011, 03:23 PM
I'm here all week

FFS.

Japan Shaking All Over
29-10-2011, 04:06 PM
I ran over a cat once.
I asked the owner if I could replace it and she said "what are you like at catching mice?"

I'm here all week :cool:

Letters. . . .lower your chin a little more. . . .WHACK. . . .thank you, now pick up your teeth

Olivier's xmas twist
29-10-2011, 04:15 PM
The cunt should be fucking killed

Thats enough about Vincent Tabak

Coney
29-10-2011, 04:24 PM
It was, the vet gave it an injection.

:lol:

LDG
29-10-2011, 04:58 PM
Oh well.

:haha:

Master Splinter
29-10-2011, 05:05 PM
I just saw this drunk Jeremy Kyle look-alike run over a cat a few hours ago.

What a bastard.

Deserves to die.

Coney
29-10-2011, 05:07 PM
If the guy had run over Jeremy Kyle, I wouldn't have bothered to stop.

GP
31-10-2011, 04:16 PM
I love cats, I love every kind of cat, I just want to hug all of them but I can't, can't hug every cat.

Niall_Quinn
31-10-2011, 04:27 PM
I love cats, I love every kind of cat, I just want to hug all of them but I can't, can't hug every cat.

You never know with the advances in technology.

Xhaka Can’t
31-10-2011, 04:28 PM
Who else could go for some flapjacks?

Letters
31-10-2011, 04:30 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15517820

Cats :bow:

Master Splinter
31-10-2011, 07:01 PM
Cats :bow:

Lloyd-Webber fanboy :pal:.

Coney
01-11-2011, 12:52 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15517820

Cats :bow:

I hate cats.

Just not enough to see them suffer a lingering death.

Master Splinter
01-11-2011, 03:40 PM
I hate cats.

Just not enough to see them suffer a lingering death.

Will we be seeing a 'Complete Bastard' thread when someone runs over and leaves Brucey for dead then?

Coney
01-11-2011, 07:50 PM
Will we be seeing a 'Complete Bastard' thread when someone runs over and leaves Brucey for dead then?

He died years ago.

Olivier's xmas twist
01-11-2011, 08:43 PM
He died years ago.

Nice to see ya

Coney
01-11-2011, 08:48 PM
Nice to see ya

:sick:

Cripps_orig
01-11-2011, 11:44 PM
Bruce Forsyth is a legend tbh

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2011, 11:52 PM
Eradicating his memory will be the hard part.

Olivier's xmas twist
02-11-2011, 03:07 PM
:sick:

To See you nice

Olivier's xmas twist
02-11-2011, 03:07 PM
Sir Bruce Forsyth is a legend tbh

Fixed it for you