Watch this. It should give you a few ideas.
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Watch this. It should give you a few ideas.
Refer to her as your first wife.
Tell her you are the man of her dreams
And then show her that picture
Ooh ooh and then give everyone this flyer!
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4141/44254649.jpg
Thats the one.
Couldnt find it anywhere.
Cheap plug for GW also needed in the speech.
Speaking of which, any of the ****s on here going to the wedding?
No one cares about the groom's speech. It all builds up to the best man speech directly after. You're just the fluffer, gushing about how much you love your wife blah blah romance love shit.
Oh.
Okay, fair enough. If you can, sneak a look at the best man speech or get some of his jokes and shamelessly use them yourself just before him. It'll be hilarious. For you.
Some other helpful tips:
DO make a joke implying you think your wife is fat/easy/tarted up
DON'T use the words "respect" "affection" "undying" "mutual" (the latter can be used if following the correct predecessor word).
Take it from a guy who has had zero unsuccessful marriages/weddings.
:d
It starts off funny, it ends up sincere.
I think that's how these things are supposed to go.
people who know me wouldn't expect a completely sincere speech. I have a feeling my best man may die on his arse but that's his problem.