I don't like the butter melting and it going all soggy :angry:
03-08-2017, 09:11 AM
Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
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Originally Posted by Letters
Well, obviously you're wrong.
But I say that having admittedly never tried that so I may give it whirl.
On your head be it if it's horrible though :angry:
Yeah let me know how you get on with that, I'll be sure to give a fuck :whistle:
03-08-2017, 09:28 AM
GP
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Originally Posted by Letters
I don't like the butter melting and it going all soggy :angry:
Cold toast with unmelted butter.
What a freak.
03-08-2017, 10:09 AM
Niall_Quinn
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Originally Posted by Letters
I don't like the butter melting and it going all soggy :angry:
WTF?
Did your Jesus tell you that?
03-08-2017, 10:40 AM
Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
WTF?
Did your Jesus tell you that?
For fuck sake.....read the bible
It clearly states "blessed are the cold toast eaters, for their heated bread will be unsullied by the sogginess of melted butter"
03-08-2017, 11:00 AM
Niall_Quinn
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Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
For fuck sake.....read the bible
It clearly states "blessed are the cold toast eaters, for their heated bread will be unsullied by the sogginess of melted butter"
It's HATED bread, not heated. It was the New American Bible that introduced this mistranslation, deliberately no doubt so people like Letters could pick and choose their breakfast habits and doctrine be damned. Hypocrisy in its finest form.
07-08-2017, 09:08 PM
Coney
4 triangles, because then every mouthful has the correct crust to soft bread ratio.