League Position
Tatty Europe Cup
Our Cup
Joke Cup
Mind the gap?
Our top scorer
Most assists
Breakthrough player
Ozil effort 1-10
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League Position
Tatty Europe Cup
Our Cup
Joke Cup
Mind the gap?
Our top scorer
Most assists
Breakthrough player
Ozil effort 1-10
3rd
Winners
Finalists
Quarters
Yes we’ll finish above those cunts
Lacazette
Ozil
Holding
8
3rd or 4th (can I do that?)
Semi finalists
Semi finalists
Quarter finalists but I donÂ’t care
St. TotteringhamÂ’s Day makes a welcome return with 4 games remaining in the season.
Tape Cassette
Ozil
Mainland Niles
8 - he has something to prove
League Position - 1
Tatty Europe Cup - Win
Our Cup - Win
Joke Cup - Win
Mind the gap? - 20
Out top scorer - BANGARANG
Most assists - OZIL
Breakthrough player - Guendouzi
Ozil effort 1-10 - 15
5th and no trophy but hopefully a change of direction on the pitch.
Europa League win at least, hopefully.
2nd
Champions
Champions
Semis
3 places below us
Aubameyang
Michitaryn
Guendouezi
7.5
By the end of the season our midfield will be toreirea, guendouezi, and Ramsey
5th
Europa Semis
No trophies
3rd
Winners
Winners
Semi Final
Yes they'll be affected by the new stadium
Auba
Ozil
Smith-Rowe
10 (we're basically his only home now)
Def top four, i'll go for third
Don't know who else is in it, but we really should be finalists at least
Close but no cigar
I so don't care and hope Emery doesn't either
St Totteringham's Day is back
Auba
Ozil
Nketiah (or has he already done it?)
8 - Emery is a people man and will get more out of him
6th in the league, you cannot get rid of all the Wengerisms in one season.
Ozil is the biggest of those.
I'm Assuming ALL prem squads are finalised for the sake of these predictions now.
We should be allowed to edit our predictions once the window has shut and then revisit at the end of the season?
4th Place, just.
Winners (Previous experience, inclusion of Aubameyang in the latter stages and tactical nous will show)
Finalists/1st place losers (I think his record against better teams and top managers will be his downfall)
Semi's (I think he will be too concentrated on league points and/or other competitions to win it and there is no prestige to it)
St Tot's day very late on with weeks or days to go.
Perleasssse. Aubameyang all day long.
Xhaka.....(just checking you are paying attention) can't. Ozil
Of the existing players....AMN. Of the new players, Torreira.
7.5
PL... Anywhere from 3rd-5th
EL... Hot dog, we have a wiener!
FA cup... Semis (tee hee hee!)
Other cup... Semis (chortle!)
Spuffs :pal:... 5pt gap
Top scorer... Auba (obvs)
Most assists... Özil (obvs)
Breakthrough season... Mavs
Özil effort... 6.5 (a 400% improvement!)
The RvC Trophy of Respect... Coming home!
We’ll show a lot of early energy and enthusiasm, which will hopefully offset some of the teething problems I’m expecting us to have (as we bed in new players, adapt to new tactics and harder training, and work out our best XI/s), but I don’t think we’ll really see us starting to look completely comfortable and polished until the second half of the season, so I’ll be looking more for increased effort, better attitude, a greatly reduced points gap and a strong finish then exact finishing positions and silverware.
I also think that at least one of Man U, Chelsea or spurs will have a nightmare season this year (for different reasons).
:d
1st
semis
semis
Finalists
Obama
Ozil
Iwobi
6
League Position - 4th (Chavs imploding - Spuds run out of cash to improve due to stadium move)
Tatty Europe Cup - Semis
Our Cup - 5th round
Joke Cup - final
Mind the gap? - 3 points (behind on goal diff last day of the season)
Our top scorer Auba
Most assists Ozil
Breakthrough player Holding
Ozil effort 1-10 6.5
League Position - 5th
Europa - Winners
Our top scorer - Auba
Most assists - Ozil
Breakthrough player - Guendouzi (new French kid)
Ozil effort 8
Worth a revisit I guess.
As MO said in another thread it’s galling that a return to CL football via the league was in our hands. Still, it still is in our hands via Europa. Let’s just not fuck it up.
Hail Selassie
I see I didn't play so let's just assume I was right :cool:
In the league I hoped for a top 4 challenge. I suppose one could argue we got that but there were so many doors left open - held open, really - by Spurs that it's frankly pathetic we have failed to walk through any of them.