That's the thing, he's about 8 stone.
He didn't want to go for after work drinks as he "wasn't thisty"
I think he's one of those lizard people.
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Probably told this story before.
Many moons ago I had to go and do some work on a client’s computer.
This was before the days of Remote Desktop, I had to go there early one morning before he got in.
He got permission from his manager to give me his password.
He came to write it down and realised he couldn’t remember it.
Bearing in mind this was the password he used to log into his computer every day...
He decided to reboot hoping that when he saw the login screen it would inspire him. It did and he managed to log in ok.
He wrote down his password for me and...it was his surname
:doh:
So...he had his surname as his password.
And then he forgot that that was his password
:doh:
(He was a Spurs fan. Obviously...)
Office freaks. :lol:
We all have them. I’m pretty sure we have a serial killer in ours.
http://newsthump.com/2018/09/14/luft...uls-cathedral/
:lol:
Not as good as Salisbury though, obviously.
I think Jeff Bezos is a wanker, but I still buy tons of shit from Amazon.
Does that make me a hypocrite?
The thing about Amazon, right, is it's brilliant.
I mean, some of their practices are...questionable at best but they pretty much deliver stuff the next day if you have Prime and one time recently they made a mess of things they gave me a refund and a voucher as a soz.
I tried to get the item elsewhere and it was £50 more expensive so I just reordered it from them in the end.
It is brilliant, and Prime is good value for what you get.
And they pass the slavings onto you.
I find it hard to believe that the government can't work out tax laws so that they (and others - Starbucks, Facebook, etc.) have to pay their fair share. We are missing out on bollions. How hard can it be ffs? Instead of trying to find the (estimated) £2bn that is being wrongly paid out in benefits, it would be more helpful to get the £85bn that is being evaded and avoided by scumbags not paying their fair share. Makes us all have to either pay more tax or suffer cuts. If they tax dodging was stopped, we would not need the austerity claimed as essential.