Raya 6 - Didn’t have much to do apart from picking the ball out of his net and making a decent but expected save to stop them equalising out of nothing


White 5 - Why are you getting into punch ups with Zinchenko you stupid twat


Saliba 6 - He and Gabriel outmuscled by Awoniyi for their consolation goal


Gabriel 6 - Poor concentration at the end, as Zinchenko was lobbed like he wasn’t there


Zinchenko 5 - Can’t defend for shit, but one of our best players getting forward


Rice 6 - Doesn’t excel in games where teams stick 11 men behind the ball, does much better when teams come out and attack us


Smith Rowe 6 - Willing to get forward but just seems a half a second out of sync with passes into him


Odegaard 6 - Good pass into Saka for their second goal but did fuck all other than that


Martinelli 6 - Another one guilty of not trying to get shots off


Jesus 9 - The only player prepared to improvise when dealing with a low block


Saka 6 - Scored but ultimately predictable


Subs


Can’t even be bothered, no one really had much impact on the game



Games like this are a bit of a fuck face. Not especially enjoyable because it’s a lot of dry humping and not much in the way of a cum shot if certain prudes don’t find this too racy a comparison. I think the result was fine, the performance was to be expected until we opened the scoring…then I’m really expecting us to cut them to shreds on the counter which we did once but then played within ourselves.

I still think the team is over coached which cuts down on allowing for individual guile and brilliance to open up stubborn teams…like how Jesus did.


Mid week game, stubborn opponent….not expecting miraculous turnaround so didn't get it. But a much needed win.