Cricket Thread

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Ffs he's going to run out of partners.

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Argh. This is gone. That'll teach me for relying on the ultimate bunch of ipl twats. Badrinath, Raina, Kartik, Jadeja, Ashwin...ffs.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Six for Dhoniji. 24-ball 50.

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Dhoni's going grey. Really is channelling his inner Van Persie with this innings.

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Noooooooo. Pollard you ****.

Unlucky dhoni. Get some better teammates.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Think that's the first time I've seen him fail to pull one of those last-over steals off. Good effort though.

There was an absolute whale sitting watching the game on that Mumbai sofa thing. Presumably the owner's son. Christ.

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Think that's the first time I've seen him fail to pull one of those last-over steals off. Good effort though.

There was an absolute whale sitting watching the game on that Mumbai sofa thing. Presumably the owner's son. Christ.

Yeah. What an embarrassment. The son of one of the world's richest men, and he looks like that. Surely the family must have some PR telling him to lose 20 stone. He's obviously never heard the word 'no' in his life. This sort of attitude won't help the rape problem in India.

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Incredible game on now. Just been tied. Super over starting now.

[Cripps_orig]

IPL is fucking awesome

[Dennis Bendtner]

That is gold. Two needed off the last ball. RP Singh bowls it, Jadeja hits it in the air and straight down the fielder's throat. But it's a no-ball. And they ran a single so they win. A no-ball off the last ball in that situation. Another legendary Indian death bowler. IPL is hilarious.