Cheers buddy! Help yourself to an imaginary cigar.
Cheers buddy! Help yourself to an imaginary cigar.
Congratulations!
Got an imaginary light?
If you don’t send this signature to ten people, you will become a Spurs fan.
Congratulations!
Couple of the items on the menu in a restaurant in Beijing:
I've now tasted more testicles than your mum.
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Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
No, 'fraid not. I wanted to call her Dennis, but the missus wouldn't let me, so we settled on Ivy in the end.
So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?
It's easy peasy