There may be a win-win actually. Chelsea lose to Bayern...spurs wont be seeded in the draw for the qualifying champs league round so could well get a big gun, they get fucking hammered and end up on Channel 5 on Thursdays...Robert is your mother's brother
Or major fraud is discovered because Arry thought he was getting out, spuds are relegated, Arry goes to jail and the chavs get stuffed 5-0 with big man missing 6 pens. Might put a tenner on it.