"Currants Bw..."

[Xhaka Can’t]

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should stop selling it.

Anything that dissolves in milk is funny.

[Letters]

See? See? Our car isn't rubbish. Someone broke into it.


Oh


They didn't bother stealing it, so maybe it is rubbish

[Syn]

Unlucky bro. Trust insurance will cover the car damage at least?

What did they steal - your yellow magic tree air freshener? Mccartney's greatest hits CD? new testament from the glove compartment?

[Letters]

They didn't actually steal anything, not even MrsL's Christian CDs, strangely.
They broke the back window (the little triangle one, not the big one), rooted around, found nothing worth stealing and then legged it.
£100 excess on the insurance to replace the window and we don't lose our no claims.
Bit of a pain but worse things happen at sea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Did you not have an explosive anti-theft device fitted?

[Letters]

We don't even have anti-theft devices that do exists, let alone those that don't

[Niall_Quinn]

Always happy to prove you wrong.

[Niall_Quinn]

A question (and be honest now) - who believes this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-young-14.html

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not me - especially as it was Ed Milliband in the first draft.

[Marc Overmars]

The London Eye was quite fun.

I was even tempted to buy an 'I love London' hat I was so into my touristy shit yesterday.

Oh and...