"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

No! That's not how it...oh FFS

[PGFC]

Last weekend as an unmarried bloke.

I might get pissed.

All you'll have to look forward to now is nostalgia

[LDG]

All you'll have to look forward to now is nostalgia

Those were the days.

[Nozza!]

Last weekend as an unmarried bloke.

I might get pissed.

Oi, numbnuts, once these eastern European birds get hitched they pile on the pounds, you'll be on the pull again by New Year's Eve...

[Letters]

Nozza

[Niall_Quinn]

Those were the days.

Seriously though - don't get married. I'm not fucking kidding either. You wouldn't voluntarily incarcerate yourself in a lunatic asylum and then carve bits out of yourself with a spoon, would you? Marriage is a lot, lot worse than that and anyone who says otherwise has been lobotomised. Find a way to get out of it while you still have time.

[LDG]

Oi, numbnuts, once these eastern European birds get hitched they pile on the pounds, you'll be on the pull again by New Year's Eve...

So there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Get in.

[LDG]

Seriously though - don't get married. I'm not fucking kidding either. You wouldn't voluntarily incarcerate yourself in a lunatic asylum and then carve bits out of yourself with a spoon, would you? Marriage is a lot, lot worse than that and anyone who says otherwise has been lobotomised. Find a way to get out of it while you still have time.

I'm surprised that you have topped yourself by now, tbf. Is there anything on this planet that brings you joy?

Don't answer that.

I can't be arsed with an essay/rant.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm surprised that you have topped yourself by now, tbf. Is there anything on this planet that brings you joy?

Don't answer that.

I can't be arsed with an essay/rant.

"Seriously" and "I'm not kidding" didn't give that one away? Fucks sake. It's me!

Good luck you stupid sod.

[LDG]

Lobotomy it is!