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    Quote Originally Posted by Letters View Post
    My advise would be to ignore everyone's advice.
    Noted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am invisible View Post
    So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?
    Short for Ivysaur, I assume?

    That's quite good because she's evolve in to Venusaur and can use Solar Blast.
    NOTE: The location of this post has been moved and the thread title (which was previously Wenger is Leaving) has been manipulated by a notorious pro-Wenger moderator. What was previously a message that contained no profanity and made a comment on a real life event has now been manipulated by a deliberately provocative title. An old and crude propaganda and censorship technique.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I am invisible View Post
    Baby Invisible born today, at 1.08 in the afternoon! 8lbs.

    Arsenal and football can go f--k themselves - they're not ruining my weekend this time!
    Fuhk me mate......congratulations you old scoundrel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am invisible View Post
    So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?
    Oi, mush, you can leave it to the missus for the first thirteen years, which will give you plenty of time to develop your "psycho Dad" persona to scare the shit out of any undesirable boyfriends (and by undesirable I mean all)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am invisible View Post
    So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?
    The poo is fine until they start eating real food. Then it becomes real poo, and it fucking stinks.
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    I wonder how many Arsenal fans are now buying their coffee from Starbucks....
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LDG View Post
    I wonder how many Arsenal fans are now buying their coffee from Starbucks....
    Not me pal. I walk the extra few yards and get robbed by Costa instead.

    But after Saturday I'm rethinking this and might just buy a jar of Nescafe from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn View Post
    Not me pal. I walk the extra few yards and get robbed by Costa instead.

    But after Saturday I'm rethinking this and might just buy a jar of Nescafe from now on.


    I'll set 'em up....
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LDG View Post
    The poo is fine until they start eating real food. Then it becomes real poo, and it fucking stinks.
    Was in the hospital last week in one of those mega toilets they have for the disabled that doubles as an industrial nappy changing centre and a command and control bunker should war break out. Used lots of tissue to sanitise the key areas, bathed in alcohol, the usual routine. Opened the yellow bin to chuck the tissue away - NOOOOOOOOOO!

    Fuck me, the stench hit me like a Tyson haymaker, it was unbelievable. I was crying in agony by the time a crawled to the door. Then you have to explain to the little old lady waiting her turn, that wasn't me! FFS, let me get a crash unit at the ready before you go in there.

    Moral of the story - use the WHITE bin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LDG View Post


    I'll set 'em up....
    Subtlety is just begging to get robbed. Go in bollocks first next time or stay home.
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