Coronavirus Pandemic

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What does that French phrase translate to?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson just said he hopes we achieve a virus.

[Niall_Quinn]

THREAT LEVEL 4

Please hold the handrail as we will soon be moving to Threat Level 3.

This is not a drill. This is not a parody.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nandos level 4.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm staying alert today. I will be controlling the virus and saving lives.

Me

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did you achieve that staying at home but going to work but not today as the measures don't start until Wednesday.

[Niall_Quinn]

Science Update:

It is now very important for people to take exercise whenever they can - not just once per day.

The speed of scientific progress these days is amazing.

Could you all let me know when you will be in the park so I can ensure I only ever meet one of you? Boris has confirmed that meeting more than one person is pushing it too far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Did you achieve that staying at home but going to work but not today as the measures don't start until Wednesday.

DOH!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Science Update:

It is now very important for people to take exercise whenever they can - not just once per day.

The speed of scientific progress these days is amazing.

Could you all let me know when you will be in the park so I can ensure I only ever meet one of you? Boris has confirmed that meeting more than one person is pushing it too far.

Me being outside exercising.

[Niall_Quinn]

I know it has all been carefully thought out and expertly planned as always, but Boris sounds like he's making it up as he goes.