I got attacked by one on Oxford St, it flapped all over me as I tried to cower. I didn't get a shot back at it.Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
I got attacked by one on Oxford St, it flapped all over me as I tried to cower. I didn't get a shot back at it.
I fuckin hate pigeons. In fact, all birds. Have a real bad phobia of those flappy fuckers.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
I once punched a Rhino in the face.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Everyone in this thread apart from Flavs imo.
And my dad could beat up your dads too.
The King Is Back.
I once punched a blue whale in the face.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
I once shot a white toy poodle in the head from 150 yards, but my best shot ever was an alsatian dog, I hit him square between the eyes as he jumped a fence at about 100 yards.....That's not only a moving target, but a leaping target with a wagging tail.
Hand to hand I could probably take on most beasts outside of the pachyderm family. Though i'm sure I could take a baby rhino or elephant if they were dissing my family.
I once punched a King Cobra.
In the face.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Jeremy Clarkson
I once punched a pig in the face. . . .
cos she necked my pint!
I reckon I could fuck up a kimodo dragon. Gay lizard bastards.
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