Falling off a swing - Just a standard falling off a swing, kids prob do that every day although I ended up going for 2 surgeries cos of it. Pain wise though, don't really remember there being much pain when I fell. Don't think I even cried. Just laid there til my brothers saw me so I'd give it a 4Elbow through a glass door - Was carrying something heavy in to the shed which has a glass door. Have to go up a step to get in to the shed, lost balance, elbow through door, blood everywhere but most importantly I didn't drop what I was carrying. Just carried on inside the shed and put it somewhere and sorted elbow out later. Didn't even go to the hospital. Sorted it at home as a real man does. Pain rating - 3Surgery on teeth - Should have been a quick half hour job which ended taking up hours due to complications with the pipe which confused me as the pipe isn't near my teeth but I'm not a medical expert I guess. Couldn't eat, could hardly talk. 7 teeth removed including one that wasn't visible underneath my lip closer to my nose than anything else. Pain rating - 7Piles - Hurts like a bitch. Pretty much guaranteed I'd never turn gay and get taken up the Arsenal. Couldn't sit, couldn't stand, could do f all. Pain was unbearable at times. All sorted now. Pain rating - 10