User name changes - the definitive list?

[Master Splinter]

What name is Ach short for, Zxcvbnm?

[Cripps_orig]

What name is Ach short for, Zxcvbnm?

Arch Bishop

[IBK]

I am me and always have been. was briefly someone else but that didn't work.

I am also always earnest and frank with women, in Sheffield I am Ernest and in London I am frank

Punchinello Beezo (for some strange reason).

[Flavs]

Punchinello Beezo (for some strange reason).

Cos its the name i use on all other forums but this one.

[MissHandbag]

I've always been Niall Quinn because I can't see the point in making up stupid names to hide behind on the Internet.

Don't blame you Joanne

[Elreactor]

I´ve always been Elreactor. I only noticed how ridiculously stupid this name was the instant after I signed up, but it was too late to change it.

[fakeyank]

Previously arsenal901 but mostly fakeyank (christened by KK)

[Coney]

Formerly Conewood Gunner because... ... ...

[GP]

Formerly Conewood Gunner because... ... ...

Your wood is shaped like a cone?

[PGFC]

He buggers ice-cream vendors