8 moral victory titles
8 groundsman of the year
3 Emirates Cup
8 4th place trophies
8 Prudence in football titles
8 Women's trophies (must be by now)
8 Ballboy of the year awards
8 Most expensive fish and chips trophies
8 2% from greatness awards
67 major trophies and awards in 8 years. And still some complains. The ****s.