Animals you could beat up

[LDG]

I once punched a worm. In the....worm.

[Master Splinter]

I once punched LDG.

In the face.

Because I thought he was Jeremy Kyle.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I once punched LDG.

In the face.

Because I thought he was Jeremy Kyle.

I once punched Jeremy Kyle.

in the face........cos I thought he was LDG......oops sorry Jez

[hymppi]

i'm great at spanking the monkey.

i'd forfeit a fight with wasps, tho. i hate those stingy bastards.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Daddy Ling Legs
when those things starting banging into the lights you need to throw water over me

Ahh and when I lived in Cyprus there were these green insects that were like flying turtles. . .as soon as you turned the lights on they coming straight through the window, open or closed . . . . .not to be messed with

[Master Splinter]

Daddy Ling Legs?

[Cripps_orig]

Daddy Ling Legs?

MUst be a Japan thing

[LDG]

I once punched a sweedish elk in the face.

[milla]

I once punched a sweedish elk in the face.

Of course you did.

[GP]

I once punched Jedward in the vagina