Or...
Sean Connery's agent calls him and tells him he's got him an audition the following morning. He tells Sean to get there for tennish.
"Tennish?", replies Sean, "But I don't even have a racket!".
Or...
Sean Connery's agent calls him and tells him he's got him an audition the following morning. He tells Sean to get there for tennish.
"Tennish?", replies Sean, "But I don't even have a racket!".
Heard it before but it’s of course a classicOriginally Posted by Letters
Being playing the latest version of FM2024, I’m thinking of complaining about its level of unrealism. Gabriel Jesus is a competent striker…the bugger netted a brace against Chelsea in my latest league game. More than that not only does he involve himself in other areas of the pitch he doesn’t do that to the detriment of his forward play, he’s constantly looking to latch on to through balls from Odegaard and Rice and although he misses a few he’s generally very clinical as well as being a solid penalty taker.
The game still tries to trick me into playing Havertz in the box to box role by I’m not having any of it. I play Rice or Thomas Partey though (which is doubly unrealistic as Rice absolutely lacks the skill set for that role)
It could be that unlike Arteta I’m not coaching these players to death, many of them operate in free roles where they are encouraged to roam from their position and take shots on. I do get a lot of set piece goals, Saliba, Gabriel both score from set pieces regularly…Tomi and White like to contribute to the goals as well
Most unrealistic of all, I sold Reiss Nelson for 25 million and bought Facundo Bounanotte from Brighton for 15 million
Although I did have to pay through the nose to Palace for Cheick Doucoure to replace Mo Elneny
Last edited by HCZ_Reborn; 15-02-2024 at 09:22 AM.
Gretel the maid would get it.
https://www.knightmare.com/character...be/gretel.html
So, the new names of the Overground lines.
Other options were available
You used to be everything to me
Now you're tired of fighting
Yes. I now live on the Weaver line.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68310126
How have they only just done this?
Didn’t they invent bumming?
I don’t think anyone invented bumming, it’s just kind of discovered…like Fire or more pertinently AIDS.
The Greeks invented Pederasty…but I’m pretty sure this new law won’t allow an adult male to marry a teenage boy
Last edited by HCZ_Reborn; 15-02-2024 at 11:48 PM.
Political correctness gone mad
So I went to the doctor a few weeks ago to get my prostate checked (what? Im getting to that age)
He puts the rubber glove on does his exam and says to me “you seem very tense, is what I’m doing making you nervous?”
And I said to him “No you only make me nervous when you put both hands on my shoulders”
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