Very clever shit from the docs this morning. They've emphasised it takes time between a false positive result from a fake test (they may have said "case") and actual hospitalisation and death. So they "baked that in" for us. Which means there are now many more hospitalisations and deaths. Nicely solved if you ask me.
Meanwhile, whatever London is doing, why don't we all do that? Because London and the South East seems to be clear of this. Maybe they'll bake something in for that region too?
This briefing very much reminded me of waffle I get from SEO or marketing agencies when they have a high bill but nothing to report. We get complex graphs that 90% of people won't even try to understand, and no bullet points that executives actually want and demand. Not once did they tell us how many people are physically in hospital right now. They told us what they predict. They gave us hard data for a single hospital. And then they accepted the planted question from the Sun which advertised their new "baked-in" data. But never an illustrative data point that could give an immediate snapshot of the situation. Which is strange, because last time all they did was roll with 90 DEAD, 900 DEAD, 9000 DEAD and so on. All very specific, all immediate.
Not a single mention on their shitty non-tests that aren't tests. They are still selling the lie that fake testing is the way out of this. And no mention, nothing "baked-in", that tells us what might represent an acceptable level of risk and an end to this. It's just assumed it will go on and on and on because, presumably, we'll have a flu season every year? Also, no mention that this "novel" coronavirus is behaving exactly like other coronaviruses in terms of it's seasonal infectiousness.
Ireland's data is becoming particularly interesting btw. It could be there that this giant fraud is eventually exposed.