Coronavirus Pandemic

[Niall_Quinn]

I did call and it starts by a recorded message telling you to hang up unless you're a "key worker" or in some vulnerable category.

Which is bullshit. I just want to change my subscription, not get a Covid-19 test

Maybe I should just leave it this month and then have an almighty moan at them in a couple of weeks and hopefully get a better deal that way.

Nooooooooooooo! Ring SALES, not customer "support"

Jeez. You are a real novice at this.

[Letters]

We have green shoots, but we must not be complacent and we must not take our foot off the pedal.

But... wouldn't our foot being on the pedal crush the green shoots? I'm confused?

Speaking in cliches really makes it hard to understand what's going on.

Makes me sick as a parrot when they do that

[Letters]

Nooooooooooooo! Ring SALES, not customer "support"

Jeez. You are a real novice at this.

Guilty as charged. I really am bloody awful at this sort of thing

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We have green shoots, but we must not be complacent and we must not take our foot off the pedal.

But... wouldn't our foot being on the pedal crush the green shoots? I'm confused?

Speaking in cliches really makes it hard to understand what's going on.

I think he means Grealish should keep driving.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even in these trying times, Robert Peston is a dick. It's these unchangeable fundamentals we can rely upon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gove wants to put his arms around us.

[Niall_Quinn]

I think he means Grealish should keep driving.

He can't. His car's in the garage. Although I suppose he could get a loaner from Ronaldo.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gove wants to put his arms around us.

Well I'm short of cash. How much?

[Letters]

Do they have a live chat thingamy?

Hmm. They do actually but it's currently "busy".
Why would all this affect them at all? I guess maybe people like me are looking to reduce costs so they're making it basically impossible for people to do that.
Bastards.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deputy Chief Medical Officer says that it is difficult to compare countries.

NHS England Man was earlier showing off graphs comparing countries.

Don't they rehearse this stuff?