Coronavirus Pandemic

[Niall_Quinn]

Hmm. They do actually but it's currently "busy".
Why would all this affect them at all? I guess maybe people like me are looking to reduce costs so they're making it basically impossible for people to do that.
Bastards.

They are looking to hang on to subscribers at all costs. So get in there! Don't be doing chat. That's a robot for the first few minutes. Get on the phone, tell them you have limited cash but you'd LOVE to keep your Sky subscription. Ask them what they can do for you so THEY can make money. If you don't get a killer on the other end of the line who will deal at all costs, hang up, ring back again and repeat until you get the right result. I mean, what else is there to do right now? I do this sort of shit for fun.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well I'm short of cash. How much?

Is your dignity worth so little?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is your dignity worth so little?

I had to look that word up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gove called the Daly Record an excellent newspaper.

What a suckup.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

There it is. Simulation over for Gove.

He can't even be the teaboy anymore as there's nobody there to make it for.

[Niall_Quinn]

They've basically run out of shit to talk about. Everyone stay indoors, impede the spread, get equipment to the hospitals (because they weren't funded properly in the first place and our NI was stolen), wait for the peak to pass, let old people die, then get back to the normality of bank profits. What else is there to say? They should chop this to one conference every other day. Would be more punchy.

[Mac76]

in case you're wondering, white matt emulsion paint is the new toilet roll - there's none to be got anywhere either delivery or click and collect - i guess it's all those people deciding to do some DIY while they're cooped up

CORRECTION - Screwfix to the rescue...

[Niall_Quinn]

There it is. Simulation over for Gove.

He can't even be the teaboy anymore as there's nobody there to make it for.

But he's levelling up on a daily basis. Logarithmically like deaths. Would have taken years of sucking up by normal means. Impressive. If that vampire bloke whose name I can't remember can get elected, then I don't see why there can't be a bright future for this non-entity down the road. It's a matter of procedure and publicity rather than production, so he's in great shape.

[Niall_Quinn]

in case you're wondering, white matt emulsion paint is the new toilet roll - there's none to be got anywhere either delivery or click and collect - i guess it's all those people deciding to do some DIY while they're cooped up

I already tried that. It makes your arse bleed. But it does hide the shit stains. All in all, I'd recommend it.

[Mac76]

I already tried that. It makes your arse bleed. But it does hide the shit stains. All in all, I'd recommend it.