This Weekend's Fixtures & Everton v Newcastle (21/22/23 April)

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yes get in. Fuck off you orcs.

All the scores to remain as they are please.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I can't get over the fact Stephen Ireland is still alive and a footballer!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

1 - 1 FT


Great result.

Orcs one step closer to relegation and Burnley slip behind.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Ederson; Danilo, Kompany, Laporte, Delph; Gündogan, De Bruyne, Silva; Bernardo, Sterling, Jesus
Subs: Bravo, Walker, Sane, Mendy, Otamendi, Toure, Foden.

Swansea City: Fabianski; Naughton, Van der Hoorn, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson; Ki, King, Carroll; Andre Ayew, Jordan Ayew
Subs: Nordfeldt, Bartley, Roberts, Clucas, Routledge, Dyer, Abraham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-0 Swansea, David Silva.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Sterling.

[Marc Overmars]

West Ham, Huddersfield, Brighton and Southampton to go.

There's really no reason why City won't break the points record.

[Letters]

All their games are very winnable and with no other distractions they should get over 100 points.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

They'll probably break 100 points.

There is a lot of shit in this league. Everton are the worst they've been in literally 20 years (since they survived by one goal or whatever it was), genuinely horrific, and there are still 11 teams that are worse than them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling diving again.