Coronavirus Pandemic

[Niall_Quinn]

Your mortgage is 13 billion?

Did you phone Sky Customer Service?

He lives next door to Ollie.

[Niall_Quinn]

No. They've taken the money now anyway
Will PM NQ my details and get him to sort it out for me.

Yeah, I didn't say I don't get prosecuted after dealing with customer service. Just that I always get a good deal and return the family members unharmed.

[Niall_Quinn]

BBC cut away from it as they're asking Hancock a difficult direct question about himself.

Was it to advertise their new TV comedy/ drama Auf Wiedersehen Petal, about 12 butch lasses who are working a broad (or was that abroad)?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It was for the weather. Which we can all enjoy stuck inside.

[Mac76]

It was for the weather. Which we can all enjoy stuck inside.

No-one's stuck inside

You can go out whenever you want

Just carry a shopping bag and look hungry

If the fascists stop you, you say you've run out of bread, milk and toilet roll

Or wear fitness gear and say you're taking your daily exercise

Or the third option is to just carry a gun and shoot them

[Niall_Quinn]

It was for the weather. Which we can all enjoy stuck inside.

The weather and the stock/ currency quotes. Two things that take priority above all else.

On Sky it's the ad-bucks, "Sorry God, I have to stop you there because we are out of time!"

[Niall_Quinn]

No-one's stuck inside

You can go out whenever you want

Just carry a shopping bag and look hungry

If the fascists stop you, you say you've run out of bread, milk and toilet roll

Or wear fitness gear and say you're taking your daily exercise

Or the third option is to just carry a gun and shoot them

You'll be getting a visit now.

This is no time to be joking about toilet roll.

[Mac76]

The thing is, i ordered a tin of paint the other day to click and collect, from a major chain which, presumably, is legally staying open and selling building/decorating stuff

I then drove to get it and drove back home

I passed a police car going the other way on my way home, they didn't do anything but if they'd stopped me it might have sounded like i was on a 'non-essential' journey BUT i was picking up a legally-ordered item from a legally-open shop so what the fuck is the problem

[Niall_Quinn]

The thing is, i ordered a tin of paint the other day to click and collect, from a major chain which, presumably, is legally staying open and selling building/decorating stuff

I then drove to get it and drove back home

I passed a police car going the other way on my way home, they didn't do anything but if they'd stopped me it might have sounded like i was on a 'non-essential' journey BUT i was picking up a legally-ordered item from a legally-open shop so what the fuck is the problem

Dude, why are you questioning government? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Mac76]

Dude, why are you questioning government? What the fuck is wrong with you?

IKR, i just can't help myself

Still i'm looking forward to picking up my new bicycle pump from halfords in a day or two