This Weekend's Fixtures (05/06 Nov).

[Ollie the Optimist]

How many saves does he need to make for me to get extra points?

Best keeper in the premiership

poor wumming

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor shot from Di Santo. He needs a deflection to score, usually.

Wigan are just terrible, Derby might be able to say they weren't the worst Premier League team ever the way they are going so far. Martinez has managed to make pretty much anything that was slightly decent about them, truly awful.

Martinez for Arsenal tbf.

Jones and Rodallega off, McCarthur and Sammon on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Damn it. I knew this would happen. Just getting a screwdriver so I can watch the match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton 1-0 Stoke, Honest Kevin Davies.

Howard Webb does a Howard Webb.

Bolton goal: People, check this one out on Match of the Day 2 later, it's got controversial written all over it. First Howard Webb rules that Glenn Whelan's wayward swipe back into the hands of Asmir Begovic in the Stoke goal is a back-pass, and the official then allows Ivan Klasnic to take it immediately, squaring to Kevin Davies to tap into an empty net before the Stoke defence have even trotted back into their own area.

Having said that. Stoke.

[Niall_Quinn]

Very low quality punch up there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alcaraz spat on Berra it looked like.

O'Hara off, Milijas on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alcaraz spat on Berra it looked like.

O'Hara off, Milijas on.

Yep, spat on him. Disgusting. Just a bit of finger pointing and that was it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diame misses a good chance.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wigan might not win this.

[Master Splinter]

You have Sky Sports?

Disgraceful.

NQ rumbled.

Or did he hook up his computer, complete with dodgy stream, up to the TV?