Top four? No chance!

[Coney]

Tbf inept was my word of the day yesterday. Not today so not used it. Today id say Ches's performance was alwful

Charlie-esque spelling

Alwful the way Wummers are treated on here.™

[Coney]

4th is still possible but only because the chavs and pool are so shite. I expect both to string a run together at some stage though, so we need to do that too. Can't afford many more fuck-ups though. Three losses on the bounce, do that again and it will kill us off.

Do that again and the board might speculate as to how much revenue we have lost from not being in the CL because they didn't spend a few million on a goalscorer.