Australian Open January 16th-30th

[Cripps_orig]

Djokovic to go bat shit again?

Pub Teamer to win the Womens?

Its the start of hopefully another great Tennis year

[Master Splinter]

That was weird, I just made started the other tennis thread at the same time.

Djokovic looked in good form in the exhibition matches last week. With no injuries, he seems a safe bet for the tournament.

If Serena is fit, she'll win the ladies probably. Kvitova had a great end to the year, she should come close.

[Niall_Quinn]

If Serena is fit, she'll win the ladies probably.

Trouble is she's not fit, she's an ugly cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Trouble is she's not fit, she's an ugly cunt.

She said you had a face that launched a thousand ships.

[Niall_Quinn]

She said you had a face that launched a thousand ships.

All of which vanished in her gash, my head din't even touch the sides and the echo was fearsome.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

This time of year already damm.

Nadal or murry for the mens

Kivtova for the womens

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They only get a month off. Insane.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Venus withdraws from the comp, time for her to call it a day tbh.

[Master Splinter]

Venus .

Venus, Serena and Clijsters could all miss this.

[Master Splinter]

No red button or online coverage of this from the Beeb.

Only the semis and finals will be shown.

How much lower can they go?

Time to nuke the BBC out of their pathetic existence tbh.

BBC .

Just shut down BBC3 you cretins. That would be a justified budget cut. Eastenders while you're at it too.