India
Pakistan
We've got it the wrong way 'round all these years.
Our ancestors come from the wrong side of the Ind-Pak borders but it's not too late for us to convert.
Wasim Akram
Javed Mia...nah, can't do it, he is genuinely a cunt.
Shaqlain Mustaq
Inzamam ul-fat faq.
They might've lost 2 wars but they're beating us in the only battle that counts.
Come on cricket.
And come on Pakistan.