What a pain in the arse ffs
What a pain in the arse ffs
"what it means to be human - to be featherless, two-legged, linguistically conscious creatures
born between urine and faeces whose bodies will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial worms.."
AnalOriginally Posted by Sirjackofwilshere
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Why? What are you buying him?
haha you ****os
im trying to play it off as something i dont buy into...commercialised crrrap blah blah dont know if shes bought it thoughwtf do i do
"what it means to be human - to be featherless, two-legged, linguistically conscious creatures
born between urine and faeces whose bodies will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial worms.."
Just take her out for a meal or something you cheap ass.
Not my favourite day by any stretch, but you're up shit creek if you ignore it, or say it's a load of crap, no matter what you actually think!
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Oi ive already spent loads on her! idk what shes expecting though..the full shin dig or just a normal date ah fu ck it
"what it means to be human - to be featherless, two-legged, linguistically conscious creatures
born between urine and faeces whose bodies will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial worms.."
Take her out to eat, then eat her out.
Simple and sincere. Best way to do it.
And then pull her flaps apart.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
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