Originally Posted by Syn
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There's plenty I enjoy, but chuck a cliché at me, start doing that smartarse "people are really this cool in real life, honest" routine that Hollywood so favours, and I'll call it like it is. Boring, predictable, Americanised, mechanised shite. There's art and there's time filling, these are different things. I have no problems filling time, no need for Hollywood to help me out. But when art comes along I'll stop for it.To be fair, NQ doesn't actually seem to enjoy anything. At all.
So I wouldn't take too much stock on his movie reviews.
Will probably go to see Paddington next week
BTW, that Affleck guy. Cheesy grin, warm, cuddly, lovable, all's that's missing is a sledgehammer to the face. He played that role in Pearl Harbour, played it again in Gone Girl, played it in every role he's ever been overpaid for. Have you ever seen a more unconvincing scene than the initial police interview, complete with the obligatory, quirky yank copper whose sole concern seems to be exchanging wisecracks with the strangely (but he's a cool customer after all) unconcerned Affleck? Is that how it works? Hey my wife is missing, did you hear the one about...? Okay, fair enough, maybe the wife has gone walkabout and, damn it, she smashed up the fucking house - again. Bitch! Anyone who could get past that scene deserves a lot of credit for endurance.
Paddington, on the other hand, he's funny right off the bat - doesn't have to work at it at all. Affleck should go and see it and bring a notebook.
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Affleck is dreadful, tbf
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what films have you enjoyed this year then NQ? You fucking scumbag. Name them. And if Blue Ruin isn't one of them you're a fucking dickhead. Name them. Come on!
He only enjoys the work of Kristen Stewart.
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You see that? That's NQ that is.
Don't know what Blue Ruin is, some porn snuff movie? Really hard to think of anything that stood out in 2014, not that I have seen them all. I guess The Internet's Own Boy is one that sticks in the memory. Not really a film, but watchable. Other than that, I'll have to get back to you. Either I didn't watch enough or it was a particularly bad year.
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Although I'm not the one who chants on Sundays, am I?
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Do you think that's what I do?!
I think we all have our theories and our glasshouses.
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