Pep the Muppet and Other Citeh Shit

[Injury Time]

£300 million prize money for gypo pre-season tournament in Japan?

£100 million more from Aussie Abu Dhabi Cup?

£1.5bill for New York Razzle Dazzle Soccer Sudden Death Shootout (right after these important messages)?

FFP?

Are you suggesting that they aren't exploiting every loop hole adhering to the spirit of FFS?

[I am invisible]

The more I think about it the funnier it is to fine a club for using the infinite money cheat to flout FFP rules.

I wish I'd seen the press conference where they announced it, I wonder if the bloke managed to keep a straight face.

You have to hand it to Uefa this time - they've basically found a way of making sure they get their kick-backs and bribes from these clubs, but they're doing it in plain sight, right under everyone's noses! All totally legal too. Very nicely done...

[Transplanted Gooner]

£300 million prize money for gypo pre-season tournament in Japan?

£100 million more from Aussie Abu Dhabi Cup?

£1.5bill for New York Razzle Dazzle Soccer Sudden Death Shootout (right after these important messages)?

FFP?

It wont be prize money, it will be 'professional fees'.
Manchester City will 'charge' those other clubs millions in professional fees.

Still, UEFA fines (especially suspended fines) are nothing to clubs with unlimited funds. 17m fine ??? cost of doing business. They'll just spend on and on until UEFA has the balls to ban them from competitions.

[Niall_Quinn]

It wont be prize money, it will be 'professional fees'.
Manchester City will 'charge' those other clubs millions in professional fees.

Still, UEFA fines (especially suspended fines) are nothing to clubs with unlimited funds. 17m fine ??? cost of doing business. They'll just spend on and on until UEFA has the balls to ban them from competitions.

Professional fees are on top, plus a £600mill handling charge. All legit, whichever set of books you look in.

[Letters]

You have to hand it to Uefa this time - they've basically found a way of making sure they get their kick-backs and bribes from these clubs, but they're doing it in plain sight, right under everyone's noses! All totally legal too. Very nicely done...

Yeah, you almost have to admire them. They get the bribe, City keep on keeping on, everyone's happy.
Well, apart from fans of proper clubs but fuck them.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Yaya tour wants to leave city because they didn't wish him a happy birthday

[Niall_Quinn]

If you can read between the lines, this gives a stunning glimpse of just how corrupt football has become. UEFA are now ENCOURAGING the dopers to break the rules. There are actual benefits for breaking the fucking rules! And all you need is an endless money supply to play - the very factor these FFP rules are supposedly built on. Remember, a disease riddled whore has had to work for a living, what did your average UEFA official ever have to do except maybe fuck the whore who worked for a living? These cunts need to be killed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...man-squad.html

So do the media who apologise for this blatant corruption with their watered down flash in the pan scandals that are carefully eased out of view a week later. Some of you know what I'm talking about. It takes too long to explain it, but when you know, you know.

Killed. They need to be killed.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yaya Toure's agent Dimitri Seluk claims Man City man would have won one of football's top individual awards 'if he was white'

LOL

[Syn]

[Niall_Quinn]

Cast list for Expendables 4?